Wednesday, June 9, 2021

Another Resident Moves out of Eastover

 Eastover continues to lose population.

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Dale Danks Passes

 Former Jackson Mayor Dale Danks passed away today.  He suffered a massive stroke several days ago and had been in critical condition.  Prayers and condolences to his family. 

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 I'm all for gallows humor and have practiced a few times myself but damn, Dr. Fauci......

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Epps Wants to Go Home

Federal prisoner Chris Epps asked a federal court to grant him compassionate release.  Epps is the former Commissioner of the Mississippi Department of Corrections.  Epps took kickbacks and bribes while Commissioner. He is serving a 19-year prison sentence after pleading guilty in 2017 to conspiracy to commit money laundering.  Epps cited the risk of contracting the Covid-19 virus even though he has already had the virus as a reason why he should go home. 

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Robert St. John: The Airstream

In 2020, America was running out of chicken tenders, masks, hamburger meat, hand sanitizer, and plastic gloves. But we were also running low on recreational vehicles. Everyone still wanted to travel, but no one wanted to get on an airplane, if there were even any airplanes still flying.

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Sid Salter: Is Anyone Shocked Over UFO Reports?

 Over the last two years, a global pandemic rocked the international economy and the civilized world withdrew and in great measure shut down for a time.

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Tuesday, June 8, 2021

Election Night Thread (Updated)

Ryshonda Falls, Phil Wins, the Butch is Back

 It's municipal election night, if anyone cares.  There is a race for Mayor in Clinton.  Will Ryshonda stay in office? Will Antar get more than 90% of the vote? Will more than 15,000 people vote in Jackson? Are there any other races of note? Fire away in the comments.  

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Millsaps/Chism Poll: Voters Want to Free Da Weed

 Millsaps College and Chism Strategies released the following statement and poll. 

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Salena Zito: There are Deep Roots in These Mountains

 The roots of faith, family, patriotism, dialect and work ethic are a prominent feature here. One of the first modern American presidents to recognize those characteristics here and in the swath of Appalachia that extends to the southwest was John F. Kennedy, who when speaking to his Cabinet in April of 1963 said that despite automation passing it by and poverty now defining it, he did not doubt its ability to succeed.

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The Elephants of New York

 It is said that if an elephant is chained for a long time, it will no longer try to leave even when it is set free.  The Daily Wire asked some enlightened New Yorkers why they are wearing masks outside if they are fully vaccinated against the Covid-19 virus.  The answers were rather interesting.  Enjoy.

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Good Job, Jackson.

 A good part of Northeast Jackson did not get its garbage picked up yesterday.  Social media is ablaze with people in Leftover, Eastover, and other subdivisions who did not receive garbage services.  Garbage cans lined the streets of my own neighborhood when the sky darkened last night but Waste Management picked up the garbage this morning.  Expect some delays today. 

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TV Road Well Back Online

The city of Jackson issued the following statement. 

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A.G. Sues Over Insulin Prices

 Attorney General Lynn Fitch issued the following statement. 

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When Greed Goes Too Far

 Believe it or not, it's been over 20 years since the Worldcom house of cards collapsed.  The folks at Coldfusion took a fresh look at the Worldcom scandal in this video posted two weeks ago. The video will be old news to many but there is now at least one generation that is not familiar with the Worldcom fraud.   Feel free to pick the video apart and fire away in the comments.

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South Jackson Water Update

 The city of Jackson issued the following statement last evening

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Monday, June 7, 2021

Dan Berger: Liquid Test Drive

Decades ago, visiting wine country was limited to the few areas of the country with wineries. Outside California, that meant upstate New York and a tiny handful of hamlets scattered hither and mostly yon.

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Her Name Was Tia Evans, Her Name Was Tia Evans

 Correction: We goofed.  The post originally stated the deceased had a brother who was the boyfriend of the late Kennedy Hobbs.  The information came from a long-time reliable source.  Social media seemed to verify the information but a mistake was made.  JJ offers sincere apologies for the error.  Fire away.  We're big boys. 

Recent MSU grad killed Saturday

Yet another young woman was murdered last weekend in Jackson.  The JPD press release merely says Jertia Evans was gunned down by an AR-15 and a .40 caliber handgun. Just another entry on the murder ledger.  As usual, there is more to the story.  

 

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 Scene from the Ole Miss baseball game yesterday. 

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Publisher Thinks Woodham Should Get Parole Hearing

 Greenwood Commonwealth Publisher Tim Kalich lamented a Supreme Court decision that allows juveniles to be sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole.  Mr. Kalich bewailed in his current syndicated column:

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Sunday, June 6, 2021

South Jackson Water Update

 The city of Jackson issued the following statement. 

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Ouch!

 A Tampa sportscaster slammed the Florida Gators: 

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Sunday Sermon

 Rainy days are always a good reason to stay in and get your preaching at home.  If such a reason applies to you, enjoy this 1992 sermon presented by the late Dr. Frank Pollard.

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Bill Crawford: National & Personal Security at Risk from Harmful Digital Technology

The amazing and menacing futuristic era of digital technology has furnished us smartphones, digital TV and radio, wi-fi, virtual assistants, online shopping and such but also blockchain, autonomous weapons, artificial intelligence, ransomware, the dark web, and more.

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Saturday, June 5, 2021

JPD Worried About Retaliation After Hill Arrest

 JPD warned its officers of retaliation after the arrest of alleged killer Jaden Hill on May 14.  Jaden Hill allegedly rampaged through Jackson that day.  JPD arrested him and charged him with ten felonies, including carjacking, armed robbery, shooting into an occupied vehicle, aggravated assault, aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, and murder. Hill's hoodlums took none too kindly to his arrest.  JPD issued a memo a few days after Hill's arrest: 

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Michael Barone: FB Speech Suppression Argues for Section 230 Repeal & Stock Price of Zero

 "A lot of people have egg on their face" for dismissing the COVID-19 lab leak theory, tweeted ABC News  ' Jonathan Karl this week. "Some things may be true even if Donald Trump said them." 

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Friday, June 4, 2021

Homework Project of the Day

Posted below are nearly 3,000 pages of Fauci emails.  Thank you, I Can Decide.  If you want to sleuth around in the microbial weeds, have at it. 

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Duran Duran Clones Busted

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Beagle Boy Convicted

 The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

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Open Thread

Due to technical difficulties,  here is an open thread. Fire away. 

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Technical Difficulties

 Crapcast has been out this morning. Posting will be delayed.  Cspire fiber looking better and better. Yes, that's a hint for a rep to email me. 

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Hosemann Says Voter ID Safe

 Lieutenant Governor Dilbert Hosemann issued the following statement. 

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Thursday, June 3, 2021

South Jackson Water Update

 The city of Jackson issued the following statement. 

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D.L. Gardner: What is a Recipe for Chaos?

What if scientists decided to create a virus that could kill all humanity? What if the scientific community had become so compromised by the woke cancel culture that no one would risk his/her job by challenging weak theories? What if the media and academia had become so politicized that the vast majority believed a fictional narrative and failed to investigate false claims? We would have a recipe for chaos.

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Teen Shoots Uncle

 The Ridgeland Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Watch the Weed

Watch the Senate Committee on Public Health & Welfare's hearing on medical marijuana streamed live below.

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Jackson Hides Crime Stats Yet Again

 Here we go again.  The city of Jackson is yet again hiding the crime stats.  Jackson has not updated its website in nearly a year despite crime soaring out of control. 

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Med Marijuana Hearing Today

 The Senate Committee on Public Health and Welfare will hold a hearing on medical marijuana today.  

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Pickle Fest Saturday

 Commissioner of Agriculture Andy Gipson issued the following statement. 

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Wednesday, June 2, 2021

Light at the End of the Well

Pumps are on the way to South Jackson.  WAPT's Scott Simmons reported:

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MDOT Gets New Leader

 The Mississippi Department of Transportation Commissioners appointed Brad White to the Executive Director position. Mr. White is the current Chief of Staff for Governor Tate Reeves.  Governor Reeves lauded the decision on Facebook: 

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Water Treatment Plant Still Lacks Key Employees

 The O.B. Curtis Water Treatment plant still lacks much-needed instrument technicians despite the EPA's requirement that Jackson hire one over a year ago.

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Teens Arrested in Rankin Shootings

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Robert St. John: Memorial Day 2021

 This column is being written on Memorial Day. Due to the publishing schedules of the various newspapers in which this column appears, it will be read anywhere from two days to one week after Memorial Day. An editor might say, “It’s not timely.” I would respond, “It’s always ‘timely.’ This subject is something that we should memorialize every day in America.” 


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Brookhaven Publisher Appointed to Board of Education

 Leftenent Governor Gibbit Hosemann issued the following statement. 

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Sid Salter: Voter Initiative Has Been a Hard Right to Win & Harder RIght to Keep

 Mississippians have been fighting over what would seem the very straightforward power of state voters to bypass the Mississippi Legislature and directly propose state constitutional changes for the better part of a century.

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Tuesday, June 1, 2021

In Memorium

Trooper John Harris was laid to rest today, his watch ended.  Video of the funeral service, including his father giving the eulogy, is posted below for those who were unable to watch. May his family find some comfort in the dark days that lie ahead.

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Salena Zito: McCarthy Wants to Arm His Caucus for 2022 Battle

 For Republicans to win back the majority in the House, Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy said GOP candidates, whether they are incumbents or challengers, must spend time with voters in their communities and come up with solutions about their concerns.

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Court Strikes Down Racial Preferences in Covid-19 Relief

The Biden Administration's plan to favor minorities and women over white males when distributing covid relief funds to restaurants ran into an emergency injunction issued by the Sixth Circuit Court of Appeals last week.   

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MHP Reports 3 Fatalities During Holiday Period

 The Mississippi Highway Patrol issued the following statement. 

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Homicide on Winchester Street (Updated)

 A homicide took place at a home on Winchester Street near Highland Terrace in Northeast Jackson.

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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