Saturday, September 26, 2026

D.L. Gardner: President Negotiates Another Winning Deal

President Trump has instigated any number of audacious and “threatening” moves to make America great again. His latest is acquiring Greenland as one of his properties and renaming it “the land of many greens,” on which he has already planned 52 golf courses.

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Anonymous said...

None of this will help him Donald . The investigations of Trump and his ever shrinking administration are about to begin. Those socialist farmers and ranchers are all voting for change and accountability in November .

Anonymous said...

Trump has directly threatened to abandon NATO. This "new" agreement is Truman 1951 redux, except this one prevents the US from leaving NATO.

Anonymous said...

D.L., Exact a fact! Add all the deals of all sorts in just 20 months, and America has been blessed for electing the Trumpster.

Anonymous said...

Daniel always conveniently overlooks the gigantic disconnect between the lies and garbage that come out of Trump's mouth and what Trump actually accomplishes.

Anonymous said...

At the summit Trump learned that Xi was an expert on. “ marble” white marble is his favorite! By gosh who would have guessed ?

Anonymous said...

Is there a limit on same person posts all in a row?

Anonymous said...

The TDS types are easily triggered by anything. If they did even the slightest research they would know we purchased lands before and even from Denmark.(Epstein Island was part of it). But in a world of sensationalist media one cannot expect people to know whats going on.

Anonymous said...

DL: We must protect ourselves from Russia and China.

Also DL: We must not aid Ukraine and where is my red carpet...Xi is here this weekend visiting.

I'll smoke whatever he's having.

Krusatyr said...

1:23pm, 2:34pm Troglodyte cousin of Al Greene (the perpetual, literal cane raiser who tirelessly demands impeachment of Trump) could join Al to go Sasquatching in Greenland.

Anonymous said...

Yet another vapordeal that Trump and his acolytes claim is a HUGE WIN! Basically, it's the same ol' 1951 deal with a couple of alterations reflecting 2026 realities. The major thing it does is help the Greenlanders who want to stay tied to Denmark and continue riding that gravy train of capital influx. But the "independent Greenland" bunch aren't much of a force anyway. The "threat" of Greenland declaring independence, tossing out the old agreements along with the US and Denmark and the money influx, and allowing the Russians and Chinese to come in and take over in the next 20-30 years was essentially non-existent, and for the near-term under 10 years, actually non-existent. It is at least arguable if an agreement signed today would truly bind a future independent Greenland, along with Russia or China, and that's assuming that all would respect international law and rulings on the subject.

The actual document, which is titled on its face as being to "amend" and supplement," is readily available for anyone to read and it is only 10 pages. Several (non AI) summaries and rundowns - it's a bit early for full papers - have been put out by various generally-politically-neutral think tanks and the few I've seen agree that it is no major practical change from the US or Danish perspectives, with a few crumbs tossed in to feed Trump's ego.


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