Jackson Jambalaya

If that’s what it takes to relate to those clowns, more power to them.

And this is why we can call and call and call about the street racing and nothing is ever done. JPD is ghetto and ghetto trumps everything in Jackson.

Is that "Fight the Power" by the Isley Brothers playing in the background?

Meanwhile, Chief PhD is talking more of the same psychobunk we've been hearing for 20+ years but she's not learnin' smart enough to say 'Hey, Jackson has heard this shit 100 times before'.

At least this time she didn't disrespect us by doing the interview at Char.

This is what the taxpayers of Jacktown are paying for. Pathetic
Dr. RaShall Brackney Phd. has her job cut out for her.

The City of Jackson is Doomed

Fatiguers

Idiot one wit dah phone....idiot two in the cop car. And I think ol dude knew him by name. Vetting is hard.

Capitol police are the only respected police officers in the city for a reason. It’s like special forces vs JROTC… literally all morons in charge for JPD. No wonder no one calls JPD

And the city council is like “why do dem bidnesses keep leaving?” well how about the fact that in addition to the stores being looted from the front and the back doors, the parking lots become Gotham City with full on anarchy that the POLICE participate in! How about that. This is surely what the new Dr. Chieftess meant by connecting with the community. She says “community” 50 times in each paragraph. Great job Dr. Chieftess, and great job Mare Horhn!!

Thank you God for Capitol Police. Jackson’s saving grace. Hard to imagine one of Bo Luckey’s officers participating in such blatant degeneracy. He should have been made chief of both departments.

The CCID may as well be the only thing called Jackson and the rest of what is now Jackson can become a suburb called “Gotham”. Tate needs to call a special session and have the state completely take over the CCID. Save our Capitol, save our downtown, save our historic homes and churches, our hospitals and colleges, and turn the rest of it loose. Install tag readers in every entrance and have a Capitol PD cruiser pull over anyone that lives in said Gotham.

Dang those V6 Dodge Chargers sure are lame!

We can laugh at this, but the saddest thing is 50%+ of this generation thinks this is “awesome” and “there needs to be fun like this” and it is NOT exclusive to Jackson. Everywhere you go there is hardly any law and order or civilization. You can bet your ass that every public utility, public service, and political office will be filled with such animals in 30 years, if we are still here. It. Is. Over.

The Dr. Chief is just bleeding this gig for the moola until she gets canned. Cue up the Alan Parsons Project Psychobabble.