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Waaaaahhhhh!

 It's amazing how grifters and thieves squawk when they can't put their hands in the cookie jar anymore.  

@socgarrett Jackson's economic paradox: Majority Black, yet Black businesses struggle for opportunities. A look at community impact & sacrifices. #BlackOwnedBusiness #EconomicJustice #CommunityInvestment #JacksonMS #SupportBlack ♬ original sound - Socrates Garrett



Keep in mind Wallace is only licensed to do remodeling.


23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Socrates "Jack of All Trades" Garrett. He has no right to complain about people getting rich off the city.

Anonymous said...

Yet media never reports that ward 1 the NE Jackson ward pays almost half the taxes in the city. Code for white people. JPS treats whites like crap and even turned down $100k from the Barksdale family… you dug your own grave

Anonymous said...

Wallace was the King of being the DBE Contractor to secure the job then subcontracting the actual work out to a legitimate contractor. Ask Hemphill how that turned out...

Anonymous said...

Actually, he does have a right to complaint, about anything. We live in America last I checked, at least for now.

Now whether or not he’s justified or not, that’s a different story.

Anonymous said...

Is that Marcus Wallace? The guy who served as Mayor of Edwards will he was actually living in Madison? That Marcus Wallace?

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry but I vote for Socrates as the King of getting city contracts and subcontracting out the work.

Anonymous said...

This idea that government should provide your means to make a living is cancerous.

Anonymous said...

Socrates needs to get a real job..not that he would know what that is...po' ole Soc...he and harvey too...the gravy train be over for you!

Anonymous said...

Really!! These 2 have lived off bogus, inflated, and shady bid city contracts for years!! Some nerve they have! Socrates became a millionaire under Harvey Johnson.

Anonymous said...

It’s a shame that all some people talk about is race. Must be all they see.

Kingfish said...

It would not be surprising to learn he can't get a bond, especially after one insurance company had to pay out after he stiffed suppliers and subs alike. He probably can't get work because he is not licensed for roadwork. That means no MDOT jobs as they require it for everyone, even subs. That means most, if not all local governments aren't going to touch you at all.

He made this same gripe early in Antar's term. Antar rightfully put him in his place and pointed out he had no license and thus was not qualified.

Anonymous said...

So we’re saying both sides have their hand in the cookie jar? What’s the difference in Socrates receiving government funds and not completing the work and others in past?

Anonymous said...

Coolsure

Anonymous said...

Cultural grifters will grift.

Anonymous said...

Does he look like a bitch?!?

Oh, wait, I’m sorry - wrong M. Wallace.

Anonymous said...

Remember the video or something where he was in his office touting all of his plaques and certificates. Lol, that guy isn't sh!t. You're right, he has a big red x on his name in the bonding world.

Anonymous said...

Which politically connected, Jackson "contractor " with their newly created water maintenance division is going to get the water maintenance contract from Jacobs when Jackson successfully gains control of the new regional water authority?

Anonymous said...

"We aren't given the opportunities" Gotta love that mindset.

Anonymous said...

"My business is not getting opportunities that it was getting back years ago."

You mean back before the last two-term mayor was indicted for public corruption?

Or maybe he's talking about the $100,000,000 giveaway by Harvey Johnson on his way out the door, i.e., the Siemens debacle that destroyed the city's water system.

Anonymous said...

Yep. And stiff the landlord.

Anonymous said...

1. delusions of grandeur, believing that he has more clout than he really has.
2. thc psychosis, believing that he has more clout than he really has.
3. downright racist-ass-stupidity, believ... oh you get the point.

Anonymous said...

Jackson won't rise until these so called leaders and council person who obviously are dumb as doorknobs are gone. Clean up this third world country! Put someone competent over the school board. Start deporting these thugs and street folks. If you don't know how, contact Donald J. Trump for assistance. Start a bonfire for blighted property. Cut down the rotted and Entergy butchered trees. Consolidation and closure of so called mega churches that are just in it for the money anyway. Fix the streets and charge toll tax for anyone not contributing to the tax base in some capacity. Stop with the race baiting. Mayor, this job is about more than increasing your retirement income through PERS. We elected you as the best of the worst. Set a dress code please! Lady with no auto insurance hit me because she said the glue from false lashes was burning her eyes and she ran the red-light while pouring bottled water over her face. But equally important, protect the water system from the very fools that caused it to fail with Harvey. Last but not least, keep contracts out of the hands of incompetent, unqualified, broke ass grifters and leeches. Kingfish, thanks for presenting a platform with much-needed important information that would otherwise be hidden.

Anonymous said...

That video is the best sign of progress I’ve seen yet! Jackson is rising!


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