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24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Self-righteous bullshit. Prep will be doing the same thing because more than anything else they want to compete and win. There is a price to be paid for winning on all levels from prep to major universities. Just ask Ole Miss. The question is...do you have the money?

Anonymous said...

MAIS isn't the same caliber as the public school leagues.

Anonymous said...

And JA still can't beat MRA. JA and LSU boosters are going to start asking about their ROI on all these players they are buying.

Kingfish said...

Watched the game. When MRA figured out JA could not stop the pass, they passed them silly.

Anonymous said...

11:28 Two years ago Hartfield won the MAIS and had six D-1 signees. Oak Grove won the 7A MHSAA and had one D-1 signee. Yeah, MAIS couldn't stay on the field with MHSAA. By the way, MRA beat Oak Grove 56-7 the next year.

Anonymous said...

Hartfield says hello !

Anonymous said...

11:52 if you knew where and how those six D-1 signees came to Hartfield, you'd realize what was going on. That most likely won't happen again with Hartfield. I won't opine as to why.

Anonymous said...

Brought to you by dumbass coaches and idiot boosters who have no problem creating carnage and chaos all to win a f--g high school ball game.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, beating up on the powerhouses East Rankin and Pillow Academies is what you call a rigorous schedule.

Anonymous said...

Lot of the same people buying Ole Miss players and their head coach. Just really bizarre people spend their money on this. If you’re blowing money on this just remember there is no guarantee your kids and grandkids will have money. Fortunes disappear for reasons much like paying a random player to play at your school.

Anonymous said...

While my two sons ride the bench at JA football games--

Anonymous said...

This move by JA shows where that instiution places its values; never been a powerhouse in the intellectual, educational world and sometimes struggled to be one in the athletic world as well.

This year they provided clear and convincing evidence of their decision to ;spend their wealth on the one where they may possibly be able to compete - but pissed plenty of their long-time supporters off to the point of no return.

Great for them, wish the team (a loosly applied term, as is the case now in college athletics with there being no such thing as a "team" anymore, only a bunch of hired temporary workers) well. Best thing the board could do now is to close the classrooms and quit spending any monies there and focus only on what is important to a few boosters.

Anonymous said...

@3:22 get a teaching job and take them to Prep.

Anonymous said...

This again? Yawn…..

Anonymous said...

Love seeing whitey argue amongst themselves.

Anonymous said...

What did you expect after loyally paying $15K plus each for 10 to 12 years? Jughead coaches and weak leadership.

Anonymous said...

For all the caterwauling that over JA's recruiting, I respond that the MHSAA has taught the MAIS very well.

Anonymous said...

MRA has just as many, if not more, recruits/transfers than anyone, and is the main reason MAIS is what it is now. Anyone who says otherwise is ignorant, or a liar. And, let’s not forget MRA’s formula of holding male students back in middle school. Everyone needs 16 year old freshman and 20 year old seniors.

Anonymous said...

Can’t wait until all this voucher money starts flowing, will certainly fix the problem lol

Anonymous said...

we need the deets. I can think of 1000 reasons.

Anonymous said...

Ole Miss is not the place....

Anonymous said...

It's the American way. If you have the money you do not have to lose. Unless you are a commie loser you know that there is nothing more All-American than Winning even if it is expensive. Give JA a break. Hotty Toddy.

Anonymous said...

My prediction: JA won’t be open in 20-25 yrs UNLESS it relocates.

Anonymous said...

Reiterating my call for a ten-year moratorium on all organized team “sports.” Then we’ll discuss making what must be done, that is to say making the moratorium permanent.


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