Sunday, October 26, 2025

Funny of the Day

 Ole Miss and Notre Dame fans will get a kick out of this scene from last night.  


20 comments:

Anonymous said...


Ole Miss along with all other SEC teams hope ya'll keep this goofy idiot coach in Baton Rouge for years to come. It appears LSU doesn't have the money to buy him out while hiring a quality Head Coach at the same time.

Anonymous said...

As an LSU alum, I have to say chants are easy, but coming up with the money to buy out Kelly is another thing. There are not enough fund raising crawfish boils to come up with that amount of money.

Coach O (and his ex-wife) received about $15 million for his buy out. Kelly would be owed north of $50 million.

Anonymous said...

Reminder that the LSU Reveille ran a list of rankings preseason when they were 9th, but skipped from 4th to 6th, omitting ND at 5. And no mention of his former employer today as they dropped out.
The Irish have not forgotten the 1am Absconder.

Go Rebels. Go Irish. GTHellyKelly

Anonymous said...

Too much money in NCAA football. Its ruining the sport.

Anonymous said...

He gone.

Anonymous said...

Only thing guaranteed is Jimmy Sexton is fixing to make Kiffin and himself a bunch of money out of all of this.

Anonymous said...

there is nothing more important to the rubes in mississippi than chicken shit college football.
its no wonder that mississippi is dead last in per capita income among the 50 states.
most all posters on this thread, talking about ''millions of dollers'' ,cant even pay their rent , much less a mortgage.

Anonymous said...

The numbers would disagree.

Anonymous said...

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Oh wait, I forgot Dan Mullin.

Anonymous said...

@7:13 PM on Sunday - I totally agree with you. No one is mentioned the legalized sports betting that is going on, which adds to the problem.

Anonymous said...

It was a painful struggle trying to read 9:29’s post. If anyone is aware of the availability of remedial English courses, please post that info for 9:29’s benefit.

Anonymous said...

Coaches who receive millions when fired, agents who negotiate the contracts and become millionaires themselves. That ridiculousness predates NIL and the transfer portal.

Anonymous said...

9:29 (1). Has to be a democrat.

Anonymous said...

Spot on @7:13

Anonymous said...

Why would Ole Miss fans care? LSU won’t get a better coach to come to Baton Rouge

Anonymous said...

Trump stole all his capital letters.

Anonymous said...

LSU is writing that $53 million check. They fired him alright. They won’t get anyone better to replace him.
How many SEC schools are looking for head coaches now?

Anonymous said...

Hey Alabama, another LSU coach is free

Anonymous said...

Pressure. There is an exceptionally high bar set when the THREE previous head coaches at LSU each won the national championship, and each time by his fourth season there.

Saban in 2003. Became the HC in 2000.
Miles in 2007. Became the HC in 2005.
Orgeron in 2019. First took over as interim HC in 2016.

Kelly was in his fourth season at the helm in Baton Rouge and what happened on Saturday night, on the home field, looked worse than anything that happened in his first season as the HC. Among other things, the pressure appeared to have gotten to him. He did not look composed at all on the sidelines in the first half, and then the team flat out quit in the second half.

paulo said...

Because if they want Kiffin, they get Kiffin. The governor is involved, money is not an object. Folks who never gave a dime before will contribute to the buyout and a new coach at his request .


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