Wednesday, October 29, 2025

Slam!

 The Governor has spoken, at least where it comes to the LSU football coach search.   Ole Miss fans will enjoy this one.  


LSU currently has an interim President so leadership is in flux. It appears the Governor is going to be putting his fingers on the scale as he forces out Scott Woodward. Huey would be proud.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't hate the player, hate the game. The agent negotiated the deal. LSU under no circumstances, would have to agree to the deal, but they did, and the rest is now the $53 million LSU owes Kelly. Jeff Landry doesn't know anything about college sports.

Anonymous said...

Has it not always been thus? It was standard procedure as far back as Huey Long. LSU thinks their sh*t don’t stink because they have no Power 4 competition in-state.

Anonymous said...

Yep.

Ole Miss fans and every other University in the United States laugh at this Louisiana gub'nor.

In one statement, this goofball guaranteed no current relevant coach will even consider "Calling Baton Rouge".

Anonymous said...

LSU won 3 championships in 17 years. That's not sustainable.
LSU has paid nearly $100 mil in buyouts in the past 5 years. That's not sustainable either.
It wasn't long ago that the Curley Hallman's and Gerry DiNardo's of the world were running the show in BR. They've become an entitled group in a short amount of time. They're about to learn how the game has changed.

Anonymous said...

I guess I've never heard Landry speak before. It took me several seconds to realize this clip wasn't a joke.

Anonymous said...

Landry never gives up an opportunity to grandstand.

Kingfish said...

Trust me, he is a joke. Unfortunately, he has little opposition.

Anonymous said...

Whew! This guy wants to be DeSantis BAD!

Anonymous said...

It’s my understanding that LSU currently does not have a university President so that is why Landry has been in the middle of this considering it is a state university but if the Woodward is not allowed to hire the next Head Coach why not fire him? Between Tx A&M and LSU, Woodward hasn’t been very financially smart with buyouts- can’t remember the extact number but it’s bad enough that Woodward should never be AD again. Go Vols!

Krusatyr said...

KF refers to his namesake, the original KF. As a boy in the late 1950s Louisiana, old bubble shaped cars of the era would drive 5 mph through the neighborhood, big speaker on its roof, blasting Huey Long speeches. Occasionally, sugar cane trucks would drive through, handing out free joints of cane to chew & suck on, Huey's election poster proclaimed on the side of the truck. When will our KF ever toss out sugar cane joints for us?

Kingfish said...

Right. The speculation is Landry is going to tell whoever he hires as President to fire Woodward. Landry loves to meddle. He forced out a popular president and members of his administration. He is probably going to hire, get this, the Mcneese State President to lead LSU. I kid you not. Instead of getting a top president from around the country, he wants McNeese. Can't make this up.

Kingfish said...

not true.

Krusatyr said...

KF, you're right, it wasn't Huey, it was his brother Earl or son Russel. Shreveport, LA, about 1955-57. I was 4 to 7 years old. I asked my Dad who the Long man was. He tried to explain politics and the Long family.

Anonymous said...

Lets hire the McNeese State guy. That is setting the bar high. Let's hire Hinds CC's coach for football while we are at it. But I can definitely get behind firing the guy who signed these craze contracts.

Anonymous said...

Landry is about 17th in line of bad Trump impersonators. Tate is either 16 or 18. Its laughable.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish, I’m pretty sure ‘little opposition’ is what he calls his pecker


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