Thursday, July 17, 2025

The Ballad of Rudy: Revoked! (Updated)

Update #2: Warnock currently resides at the Forrest County jail.*

Update #1: U.S. District Judge Kristi Johnson revoked Rudy Warnock's bond this afternoon after he tried to commit suicide yesterday. 

U. S. District Judge Kristi Johnson is holding a bond revocation hearing right now for Rudy Warnock. 



* Here is the relevant info from the jail roster. No mug shot was posted. 



15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bed and Breakfast here he comes!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I believe he’ll be held at Madison County Detention Center. Wouldn’t describe that place as a Bed and Breakfast.

Anonymous said...

3 hots and a cot on the taxpayers in the Madison Co. Jail. Life is good.

Anonymous said...

I feel so sad for his family. They are the ones suffering. I am glad his half hearted effort did not succeed. You never recover from the experience of losing a loved one to suicide.

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, he will continue to live off of the taxpayers pockets. At which point in time do free loaders develop some pride and decide to be self supported and self sufficient? Like many people, I have very little concern about his outcome.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who thinks being in jail is the good life hasn't spent the night in jail.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who thinks the Madison County Detention Center is a place of comfort and quietude has never been inside that place.

Anonymous said...

Living on the Madison County taxpayers dollar.... yep that's Rudy for you! Could laugh but I won't.

Anonymous said...

Sarcasm - embrace it.

Anonymous said...

No Air Conditioning. Hot as Hell!

Anonymous said...

I understand that the two major prisons in Mississippi provide a number of well known movies in an attempt to reduce suicides. Of course with the time he is facing, he will have to watch them numerous times, but it is what it is.

Anonymous said...

Where is this unliked, arrogant, worthless person currently being housed? P.S., if anyone missing him, please respond. This also includes his family.

Anonymous said...

As to where he is at present, I assume still at UMMC.

The MadCo sheriff is one person on Rudolph's shit list. Don't be walking a tray into his cell.

The guy has a hit/shit list as long as his arm. A person of his psychological complexity does not view his situation as self imposed. It's all the fault of others. That's the mark of a narcissistic psychopath. He did not intend to kill himself. The man undoubtedly owns multiple firearms.

The judge made the correct move and should have made it earlier. As a multimillionaire who declared bankruptcy, he's always been a flight risk.

Anonymous said...

Not hardly. All taxpayers now. Feds bill not county

Anonymous said...

If he goes to Madison County jail look out! Paul Griffin, Karl Banks, etc. will make sure Rudy is taken care of. Randy Tucker will personally be putting a mint on Rudy’s pillow nightly. Rudy will probably come and go like Otis Campbell in Mayberry. He won’t be following the same rules as the other inmates.


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