And there arose to the north of Eden a tribe called the Hotty-Toddys, who were also called metros. And the Hotty-Toddys were very displeasing; they didst place centerpieces on their banquet tables, and didst exalt themselves much. And they didst glorify the southern kingdom of the past.
And for a brief time they didst enjoy success on the battlefield. But in
the second year of the reign of John son of Joseph, a man named James,
of the house of Meredith, of the nation of Cush, didst attempt to enter
the seminary at Oxford. But the Hotty-Toddys despised and oppressed the
Cush-ites, and refused him entry. But the Judges decreed that James must
be allowed to enter. And the Hotty-Toddys rose up with great vengeance
and furious anger, and didst burn their own city, and even slew two
aliens in their midst. And the LORD saw that it was no good, and was
much angered, and uttered a curse upon the Hotty-Toddys:
"THOU SHALT TASTE VICTORY ONCE MORE, THEN NEVER AGAIN SHALL THOU BE FIRST AMONG THY BRETHREN"
And after the following harvest, they didst enjoy their last great
victory, then their warriors became lost in the wilderness. And a man
named Elisha, who was also called Archie, didst attempt to lead them
back to glory, but was wounded in the land of Eden and tasted not the
fruits of victory. Then a great famine fell upon Oxford, until Eli son
of Archie arrived upon a white horse. Eli led the Hotty-Toddys to many
small victories, and girded his loins against an invasion by the
warriors from Eden.
But Eli fell backwards*. And a great roar arose, and Johnny of the house
of Vaught, the great king of the Hotty-Toddy past, didst ask "What be
the meaning of this tumult?" For Johnny was a very old man, 93, and
nearly blind. And the Hotty-Toddys cried in despair, "The invaders from
Eden hath carried off the West championship! Our curse is still upon us,
and the Heisman shall never come to the house of Manning."
And the LORD then caused a great delusion to fall upon the tribe of
Hotty-Toddy, and they drove their general David from their midst, even
though David had led them to victories for the first time in forty
years. And they chose a recruiter of warriors from a western land, Bay
Bay of the house of Yawyawyawyaw, because their delusion kept them from
seeing he was a fool. And Bay Bay disdt tear his garments, and shout
words none could understand. And the LORD loosed against the
Hotty-Toddys bands of Cowboys, and Bulldogs, and even Commodores, who
laid waste to Oxford. And the Hotty-Toddys continued to exalt Bay Bay,
even as half his warriors disappeared from Oxford, and rued the days of
Cutcliffe. And finally Les of Eden came to Oxford and destroyed it once
and for all. 1 Samuel 4:3.
Then there arose a false prophet from the House of Nutt. Although he was
cast out by swine, the faithful's hope was restored as he trampled the
Tiger, vanquished the Raiders of Red, and slew the Cowboy in the House
of Jerry. There was much feasting as milk and honey flowed from the
rivers of the Delta to the lands of Elvis. However, more sorrow smote
the tribe as the prophet's promises proved false when the curse struck
him with a madness that left him speechless and confused. The prophet
wandered at times on sidelines alone, quiet at times, babbling at
others, while the faithful said oh no, we've been cursed yet again.
However, Les of Eden was not without mercy as he was indeed a just man
and knelt to end the game. 1 Samuel 4:4.
However, Les suffered the same fate as King Saul by showing mercy to the
enemy. The Lord shewed his wrath and withdrew his favor from Les of
Eden. Les and his Edenites came back to the land of the Hotty-Toddys,
boastful of their strength. The Hotty-Toddy's drank the blood of many
sacrifices to their false idols in their pagan temple called "The Grove"
as they worked themselves into a frenzy. The Edenites fell into a trap
as their exalted general Zachariah slept while the Hotty's caught them
unawares. When Zachariah finally awoke, he slew many Hotty's but alas
he fell in the end. The Hotty's made more sacrifices to their false
idols as they feverishly danced naked after they vanquished Les of
Eden.
However, the Hotty-Toddy's grew lazy as they lived off the fat of the
land and drank much wine. They returned to the Valley of Death led by a
young king named Beaux, III. He danced naked before the enemy, pointed
three fingers at the heavens, ignored the counsel of his lord, and
died in the Valley of Death. The Hotty-Toddy's were held to much scorn
as their pride went down along with their downfall.
Prediction: This game is usually close, regardless of who wins. LSU once again has a productive offensive as does Ole Miss. However, LSU's running game is weak and the receivers are banged up. The LSU defense is improved (how could it not be?) but Dart will should feast on a suspect secondary. Ole Miss by 10 .
2001: Ole Miss win.
2002: LSU by 1.
2003: LSU by 3
2004: LSU by 3 despite a record-setting rushing performance by Broussard.
2005: LSU blowout because Ole Miss quits on Orgeron.
2006: LSU in OT
2007: LSU comes back in fourth quarter
2008: Ole Miss ass-kicking
2009: Les Miles can't tell time.
2010: LSU wins at the end of the game.
2011: The knee game.
2012: LSU needs 4th quarter comeback to win game.
2013: Ole Miss wins by 3.
2014: LSU upsets Ole Miss 10-7.
2015: Ole Miss won 38-17
2016: LSU won 38-21
2017: LSU won 40-24
2018: LSU won 45-18
2019: LSU won 58-37
2020: LSU won 53-48
2021: Ole Miss won 31-17
2022: LSU won 45-20
2023: Ole Miss won 55-49
23 comments:
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What the cornbread hell?
What a wonderful time to be in Baton Rouge for work…I’m immersed amongst two insufferable fan bases. At least the LSU bunch is down to earth and not wearing loafers with their shorts.
The ole mess floppers. What’s the over/under on faked injuries today?
Time for another of Kingfish's posts about quality footwear for men.
This time he will focus on the comeback of the Cordovan Penny-Loafer, just in time for the Hotty Grovers to stock up on Kamala Socks and lime-green alligator-emblazoned cotton golf-shirts.
The House of Freeze has sent the House of Kiffin a message consisting of a laughing icon followed by "Exceeding Expectations".
Dude...you said "danced naked"...heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Used to whip them regularly and I've got nothing for them, but when they unfurled the huge Confederate flag across the field it was absolutely beautiful.
For those of you obsessed with Ole Miss fans' footwear and clothing - how do you dress? What is wrong with loafers? Honest and fair question.
10:34, the problematic nature of Ole Miss Dress Up Day is not just the latent tendencies, but both that the tour guides explain it is a homage to the (white) DUM/Oxford townsmen sending off the University (Rebel) Greys to war (to save slavery and future Farm Welfare riches) and the concept of "lipstick on a pig."
Vomit crusted loafers do not bring class to third tier colleges filled with hicks, drunk frat boys, and sorority bimbos. At least LSU is not disingenuous in dress.
Despite the pathetic and pointless existence of bottom ranked fagship wannabes, I hope OM wins for the sake of our state. As well as for the schadenfreude as the OM team craniums swell beyond the capacity of a HD 5 gallon bucket and explode as the other teams destroy Hope by season's end. A true Southern Gothic tale of clinging, desperation, and inbred family values.
🎼 Dream, dream, dream dream……🎼
Nothing much, other than the fact that penny-loafers left the style scene 60 years ago. Last time I was in the Grove, as a guest, I saw several pair sporting the white-swoosh. Very trendy.
Sorry but the "Lord" has nothing to do with the "hotty toddies", If he did that sordid Meredith mess and their racist past would have resulted in a much more effective curse. As it stands they have been allowed to dominate their sorry state and reemerge as a threat to civil society. The blessings of hell if anything.
10:34, nothing wrong with penny loafers, it’s just some people’s inferiority complex showing.
They came to the land of the Tiger and despite all the fake injuries they got spanked!
Other than The Square in Oxfart, can the penny-loafer even be bought today, in a box, new?
It’s always a good day when the self-deceived posers in Lafayette County confront reality. All that Daddy’s money and very little to show.
ahhh yes , a bunch of fat ,middle aged eternal sophomores who just can't understand why they haven't made their first million by 40 years of age. maybe if you quit obsessing over garbage like chicken manure college football you might get somewhere in life.
in the meantime you can pose as one of the beautiful people of the SEC.
Loafers are what little boys to wear to Sunday School. So are baseball caps little boyswear. A man wears oxfords and a hat, not loafers and a cap.
Very embarrassing for the corndogs to storm the field after beating a mediocre team that was never won anything. Corndogs, act like you've been there before, cause you have.
Out of this long and entertaining post, who would have thought the part that would catch attention and draw comments was “loafers”…. lol
Go Black Bears!!!!
Ole Miss has a good coach and all star players yet they couldn’t beat Kentucky
Tiger Stadium.....where Ole Miss dreams come to die.
Maybe you should worry more about the fact that Ole Miss hasn’t won any kind of football championship since 1963 than kids rushing the field at LSU. Ole Miss was the higher ranked team and favored to win. Oops. College kids celebrated a win that keeps their team in the playoff hunt. Find something important to complain about.
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