Friday, December 8, 2023

Idiot of the Day

 A naked woman attacked Tupelo police a few weeks ago.  The completely stark naked woman jumped on top of the police SUV as she taunted the police.  A police officer tased the obviously mentally unhealthy woman and took her into custody.  

Watch the video here.  WARNING: The video contains nudity and is NOT, repeat, NOT safe for work, kids, or Hamas. 

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

Amy Winehouse (may she rest in peace) ain't got nothing on this crazy loon.

Anonymous said...

She was obviously high on some substance. Mental illness certainly plays a part, but illicit pharmaceuticals were definitely key here.

Anonymous said...

It pays to advertise!

Anonymous said...

It needs a proper Theme Song

Anonymous said...

Wow, an entertaining singing speed hump!

Anonymous said...

Here - I'll be the adult in the room...Nobody can doubt that she's on psychotropic drugs. And don't doubt that this can happen to one of your family members, well, unless you live in one of our silk-stocking neighborhoods, in which case you are immune from negative behavioral episodes.

Anonymous said...

Summary for those who would prefer to not soil their minds with the corneal corruption.

BF climbs on top of the officers SUV and he draws is taser.
The officer orders her to climb down from the roof of his SUV, and waits as she complies.
He did this because dropping her big ass from the roof of his Tahoe would be fatal.
He then orders her to comply for several minutes.
When she disobeys and turns to charge him, she rides the lightning, and drops face down.
He releases her from the jolt very quickly and she proceeds to exclaim that she could “do this shit all day” while he handcuffs her.
The officer’s backup arrives and she rolls over, exposing her breasts and spreading her legs to expose her vulva and begins to sing seductively.
The backup officer flees to his vehicle in either horror, or embarrassment.
The arresting officer struggles to get her to roll back over so children and people eating meals don’t have to see (and potentially smell) her indignity.

Anonymous said...

Things that make you go what?! "A naked woman attacked Tupelo police a few weeks ago."

Anonymous said...

Pray for that woman. She needs it.

Anonymous said...

12:59 is a public servant.

Bill Dees said...

This woman is obviously in need of medical/mental care, not ridicule.

Anonymous said...

I sympathize with her. I want to do this exact same thing every time I remember how great it was to go to Metro Center and the surrounding businesses in the 1980s.

Anonymous said...

KF, what was the point in publishing this? Entertainment for the viewer? You thought we needed a laugh? Slow news day? This is the kind of mindless crap that is circulated among 8th graders.

Anonymous said...

@ 1:36 Maybe both

Anonymous said...

At 12:52, thank you for your "mature" approach to this issue beginning with the assumption you are the only "adult in the room." I'll bet you like to play house all the time and you always insist on playing the role of the parent.

Anonymous said...

To paraphrase Rodney Carrington, nobody wants to fight a naked person.

Anonymous said...

I’d like to hear Ron White tell this story

Anonymous said...

Why tazed? She obviously wasn't packing any heat. The only potential weapons were those boobs flying around.

Anonymous said...

Give me a break on the sympathy. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Anonymous said...

She’s mentally ill Fish and you are the Idoit of the day if you can’t see that boy!

Anonymous said...

This is what happens when:
1: you allow your borders to remain open and continue the flow of illegal drugs.
2. You listen to the left and they want remove all mental health hospitals. This issue needs to be addressed and not like a can kicked down the road. Whitfield had a purpose but because it was named after a racist person the left thinks it needs to be totally removed from society.
3. You have sectors of society of all races who think that drugs are the easy way to go through life. Bad choices have repercussions. There is no doubt you need the family unit to accomplish the success of a great nation. You can’t accomplish this with government dependency in any way shape form or fashion. This applies to all races. You MUST by any all means, in any way you can, be a positive contribution to society. We have lost that. Too
4. When you have rampant drug abuse you have mental issues….I think I covered that. Now, our enemies overseas and IN OUR OWN GOVERNMENT will fight you and I against the issue of personal accountability….but then again, that’s how our politicians are bought by foreign nations.

To surmise this, our nation is in a downward spiral. We have more illnesses and sicknesses than our society has ever known due to outside influences. I know this will hurt some feelings but when I was growing up in the 70’s we didn’t have Ateention Deficit Disorders, ADHD, or Autism… now think about that for a moment. Of you physicians who read this blog why did or do you prescribe medications to women of child bearing age that will affect the future family unit? I could say a lot more but many of you know it’s the truth.

I performed work in an adjacent school system in another county and I found out that of the 3 floors the school had (Vicksburg High) there was a special Ed class on each floor. When I went to school in the 70’s and 80’s in Hinds county our school had 1 classroom for the entire school and it had 8 kids. I also have noticed the amount of handicapped short buses in the JPS school system and it’s more than it should be.

What does that tell you folks? Our nation is so messed up on chemical dependency that our enemies have just about won. We can’t get enough work force to man our jobs and our military is having to lower the standards for entry. Hell, I went to a supplier the other day and in front of his own employees he told me if he gave a drug test he would be by himself on the front counter…and this was said in front of them, covered with tats and no teeth. God Please Help Us.

Anonymous said...

Newest weight loss gimick - riding the lightning.

Anonymous said...

I'm no bleeding heart, but I genuinely don't understand why the officer felt the need to use such force (tasers CAN be readly). Did the officer feel that his safety was imminently threatened? If so, does he need a safe space?

Anonymous said...

She will have a good lawsuit. It is not legal to taze people with a mental illness unless they are a threat which she wasn't.

Anonymous said...

7:19 - It is not illegal to taze anybody who has disobeyed a lawful order and has or is about to put someone in danger. No officer is required to perform some sort of analysis as to the mental state of the individual or to arrive at assumptions about mental health.

Your post, although short, is laden with nonsense. You also don't get to assess threat.

Anonymous said...

Every mental health region in the state is required to have 24/7 mobile crisis response services. This is the contact info for Tupelo https://lifecorehealthgroup.com/services/mobile-crisis-emergency-response-team/ and this is information for the state https://www.dmh.ms.gov/help/crisis-services/. I don’t know what’s going on with this woman, but neither she nor any law enforcement officer should have to deal with something like this without help and back up.o

Anonymous said...

Folks, she was holding hostage and damaging government property - that warrants being tased without question.

Anonymous said...

She sported a continuous tan across her voluminous figure, likely spent time sunning in the nude.

Anonymous said...

6:42 - Please tell us what an 'emergency responding counselor' could possibly do after arriving at this scene. And what the on-site LEO and ambulance attendants would be doing while waiting 59 minutes for a counselor to show up.

The only sensible way to have protected this woman's life was to taze her and put her in the back of a Crown-Vic. Mental health considerations can wait until after detox.

Anonymous said...

Our elected officials, here in North MS, will not admit we have a problem. The local paper will not admit we have a problem nor will our local tv station, yet here we are with a major problem. I've heard it said, "nothing bad happens in Journal Land" because, well just because. Don't know what she was on, but seems to be a little extreme to go tazering that poor soul who is obviously having a bad reaction to something she injested. What individual in their right mind gets nekid and dances on a cop car. Unfortunately we don't seem to be spending our resources properly to stop the invasion of drugs and ne'er-do-wells crossing out southern boarder or taking care of those afflicted by our decision to leave our southern door wide open. About all it seems we can do is offer them and it a free bus ride anywhere in the country.

Anonymous said...

This was posted, because it's FUNNY. It's hilarious. It's WONDERFUL.

My only complaint, is that the song, "Valerie" has been playing in my head, since I watched the video, repeatedly, with five different people.

Oh, well, there are worse songs to have stuck in your head.

Anonymous said...

This is just part of the video. The FULL video shows her crawling around begging a man to "give himself" to her, to put it nicely. He starts walking off, and she chases him until he outruns her. Then she pulls her clothes off in the street while still hollering for him. While she's doing the marching band strut on top of the police car, she's saying "I'll do this S^#* all day". Her family has said she was on drugs.

Anonymous said...

"Her family has said she was on drugs."

I've searched day and night for a cause for her behavior. Thank goodness 'her family' brought my search to an end. I never would have reached that conclusion on my own.

SJ said...

Whomever said that her family said she was on drugs is a LIE!!!!!!! Why does everyone always think that you have to be on drugs in order for something bad to occur? Have you stupid people never heard of mental health? Stop trying to always say someone is a damn drug addict. Stop believing everything you hear. Like what the hell. Pray for a person instead of always speaking on a person. Have a good day!

SJ said...

Y’all are so stupid and she’s not on drugs. Stop damn lying all the time. No family member has stated that she was on drugs. Y’all listen to people in the streets and run with it and it needs to stop. Grow the hell up and mature.


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