Saturday, December 30, 2023

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 More than a few readers are going to have some spare time over the next few days as we bring in the New Year and get ready for Mardi Gras.  Fortunately, Youtube offers over 500 movies for free.  Yours truly saved you the trouble of perusing the whole list and posted some of the more notable ones below. Your welcome and enjoy.

Fried Green Tomatoes  

Warhorse One  

 The Patriot

Black Hawk Down (Extended Edition) 

2010  

Led Zeppelin: The Song Remains the Same 

The Dark Crystal  

Star Trek: First Contact (You will be assimilated) 

Star Trek: Into Darkness (Kaaaaaahn) 

The Fifth Element 

Charlotte's Web 

The Help 

All Dogs Go To Heaven 

Tropic Thunder 

Witness (Underrated Harrison Ford flick) 

Dr. Strangelove (Watch if you haven't seen it).  

Black Swan (Natalie Portman won Oscar) 

Pride & Prejudice 

Once Upon a Time in America (Deniro & James Woods play gangsters) 

Hook 

Coco Before Chanel 

Heat (One of the best gunfights ever) 

Judgment at Nuremberg (Great movie, great cast. Nazis put on trial after WWII) 

The Untouchables (Deniro & Costner) 

Raging Bull (Scorcese & Deniro)

Ice Pirates (80's Cheese)

The Mechanic 

Les Miserables (Jackman, Thurman, & Crowe) 

Breakfast at Tiffany's 

Sunset Boulevard (B&W classic) 

 Beavis & Butthead Do America (Of Course)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Posted by Kingfish at 3:00 PM

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

FYI install the Firefox browser and uBlock Origin to block all of the mandatory ads.

December 30, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Anonymous said...

Mr. Fish:

Thank you for including my all-time favorite, Dr. Strangelove.

"Gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the War Room."

Don't forget the Communist plot to "sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

December 30, 2023 at 3:35 PM
Anonymous said...

Great list.

I saw at least one Alfred Hitchcock movie.
BUT you missed his best:
"Rear Window" - Jimmy Stewart & Grace Kelly (the most beautiful movie star ever) with an Raymond Burr of Perry Mason fame as the bad guy.

December 30, 2023 at 5:43 PM
2024 said...

Thanks K Fish and Happy New Year!

December 30, 2023 at 5:53 PM
2024 said...

Thanks K Fish 🐠 and Happy New Year!
🎈🎊🎉🎇🎆

December 30, 2023 at 5:56 PM
Anonymous said...

A good friend of mine has 2 tickets for the 2024 Super Bowl, box seats. He paid $15,000 for each ticket.

He didn’t realize when he bought the tickets that the game would be on the same day of his wedding.

So now he can’t go.

If you are interested, and would like to go in his place, it’s at First Baptist Church in Jackson at 4:00 pm.

Her name is Tiffany, she’s 5’3”, very pretty, about 110 lbs., great cook, and makes $150,000 a year!

She will be the one in a white dress.

December 30, 2023 at 6:42 PM
Blueslover said...

The Birds

December 30, 2023 at 8:49 PM
Anonymous said...

Very helpful. Thank you!

December 31, 2023 at 7:27 AM
Anonymous said...

Meh. Hasn't been a decent movie made in the USA since Doris Day and Rock Hudson made Pillow Talk.

December 31, 2023 at 2:20 PM
Anonymous said...

Audrey Hepburn in "Breakfast at Tiffany's" is the most beautiful actress ever.

January 1, 2024 at 4:16 PM

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