Jackson Jambalaya

I unironically want another Star Trek movie. But this time I either want the cast of Deep Space Nine or Enterprise and I don’t even care if they deepfake the entire thing.

And Gul Dukat did nothing wrong.

Bajor was a corrupt cesspool of religious zealots before they were occupied by Cardassia and they remained such after the occupation ended.

Why not a recasting with Ryan Gosling?

Iono kingfish. It has Serge, Taggert, and Rosewood too so I’m going in with an open mind. Fingers crossed.

Hollyweird has apparently run out of movie ideas

I didn't think LAPD could arrest anyone because that defund the police things. Looks like a movie where they will blow up the remaining crown Victorias we have down here on earth.

Why do you post an hour and a half of this bull sh*t and expect anyone to suffer through this?

I’m sorry, but I can’t help thinking of Phoebe Cates every time I see Detective Rosewood (Judge Reinhold).

December 16, 2023 at 6:46 PM
That's been apparent for the past decade.

Unless my math is off, the orginal BHC came out in 1984, which will be 40 years ago. So Axel Foley would be a VERY old cop.

Hollywood sure got lazy.

I would rather have an actual sequel than a horrible PC remake or such. I mean, it’s a wonder that they aren’t turning Axel into a femme-nazi millennial female who’s come to Beverly Hills to take what is perceived to be owed to her for being expelled from a birth canal by seeing to close down the Beverly Hills Gun Club via class action lawsuit due to mental duress from the sound of fired rounds while also rallying for charges to be filed against Taggart & Billy (Me Too movement style - Taggart touched her wrists and shoulders inappropriately while arresting her at age 17 for disturbing the peace at a “Safe Space NOW” rally and Billy…well, was just Billy and said something randomly wrong but not inappropriate).

And who knows, maybe somebody found a cure for herpesimplex-10 after all this time.

***Before the attacks begin, I’m a GenX woman who thinks that much of the Me Too Movement was motivated by financial and personal gain. In the process, those doing such made a complete mockery out of the suffering true victims have experienced.***

Y’all geniuses must’ve missed the Netflix logo. They are making this because people keep streaming the first movies in the series.

it's on Netflix...it's fun...less brain dead than other offerings..fine with me
and sorry about the Crown Vicks Micah!

Apparently, Axel has a daughter who is an attorney and dating a cop. If whoever is behind this had the slightest bit of either financial sense OR creative sense, two words: Meagan and Harry. I'm sure everyone involved in such a project could use the money.

Any potty mouthed "comedian" who must rely on obscenity/vulgarity to get laughs is not funny nor talented.

Understand what you are saying about reboots or reimaginings. Cobra Kai showed how to do a sequel 30 years later and Ghostbuters new movie wasn't bad at all. But if this is like Coming to America.... zzzzzz. There is a reason they didn't make a IV, because III was dull movie using the same gags we'd seen before over and over.

Well seems all the hype after the "Rust" shooting about guns in movies is over. Seems $$$$$ and violence wins again. Don't get me wrong I enjoyed the first one not so much the second.

The comment about the Reinhold/Cates connection is true but only appies to men of a certain age.

Can't agree with you here. I'm good with Eddie. If that douchebag Will Smith was booting up MIB 10 or something, I'd probably raise an eyeroll and a gripe.

"Phoebe Cates...Judge Reinhold...but only appies to men of a certain age..."

Like Led Zeppelin, Depends, Metamucil, AARP, and the Stones (Rolling AND gall/kidney). Sorry, just a little thread convergence.

Reminds me of something. A buddy who is also a retired cutter got pulled over a couple of weeks ago for a minor traffic faux pas and he said the cop, who he claims looked about 17, asked if he had any drugs or weapons in the car. "Sure, sonny," said my friend, "I've got a Colt 1911, ibuprofen, naproxen, acetaminophen, acetylsalicylic acid, calcium carbonate, omeprazole, and a couple of more, along with my personal favorite, a case of Mr. Walker's blue-amber ethyl alcohol restorative tonic, but the seals are not cracked on any of those...what seems to be ailing you, young man?" The whole time his wife was shushing him from the driving instructor's seat. It turns out junior had some medical training and more importantly, a sense of humor (and possibly sympathy). "Look, Doc, slow it down a bit and enjoy the golf while your wife is shopping, OK?"

Gotta say - Eddie does NOT look like he's 62 years old.