Friday, May 5, 2023

Morgan!!!

 Country music heartthrob Morgan Wallen said he is working on a make-up date for the concert in Oxford that was canceled several weeks ago.  

20 comments:

Ghost of Hank Williams said...

This attempt at damage control is as pathetic as allowing the Sunday night concert goers into the stadium knowing full well that there would be no performance. This guy needs both a new promoter and a new PR firm.

Anonymous said...

People that were dumb enough to pay $300+ for any concert ticket are insane.

I enjoy his music, but watching wealthy folks meltdown online was more entertaining than any artist.

Anonymous said...

@4:11 - Aren't you a Mr. Sunshine! I bet you are always the life of the party. And, no doubt you faithfully follow JJ and bitch about every single topic posted.

Anonymous said...

I don’t remember Pantera ever cancelling a show over a sore throat.

What a puss.

Anonymous said...

I’m with you Ghost of Hank Williams! It was beyond poorly handled.

Anonymous said...

C'mon dude, just tell the truth. You got f-ed up in Oxford and had to go dry out for a while. It happens.

Anonymous said...

Attn 4:47 PM You personify the arrogance the Hotty Toddy school produces. Maybe after you flunk out, you can sober up and finish getting a degree (although a minor one) at some other college or university. There comes a point (unfortunately) where adolescents need to become adults.

Ghost of Hank Williams said...

@4:47 - 4:11 here. I'm going to the party with 4:38, 4:57, 5:53 and 6:06. Years ago I saw Tina Turner put on a knock out, drop dead performance after she apologized for having a sore throat and could barely talk. She more than gave those who paid to see her their money's worth. And here you are defending this clown.

Anonymous said...

Who gives a damn? Maybe those folks who paid second tier sellers thousands can get another chance to pay that kind of money; hope y'all enjoy it. While you are there, make sure your man guy spends more money at Rebel Rags for his outfit than his woman friend. And on your way out, Waffle House is always a great place for that late night sobering bkfst.

Anonymous said...

Heart throb??? Really? Just a redneck with a damn cap turned backwards. But then again…I’m just a boomer. You young people don’t know what real country music is. We were raised up on Hank, Johnny, Waylon, Willie and loved Hee Haw. You can make fun of it but that was real music. These new people coming into the industry are fakes

Anonymous said...

The money that UM made from the concert was used to re-sod the football field.

Are they going to re-sod it again?

Anonymous said...

Attn 7:54 How ironic it is that a Hotty toddy, drunk, arrogant, Ole Miss student or alumni can cast aspersions at someone for getting an illness. I see you posted after 5 o’clock, so we understand you’re probably under the influence. You obviously will not read this for a few hours as you are probably sleeping it off.

Anonymous said...

7:48
I saw Tina Turner and her divinely inspired legs leave it all on the stage in Denver circa 1970, while Ike looked like a roach infested corpse. She was a knockout performer.

Anonymous said...

I'm still in the 'WHO?' column as regards this guy. The new generation of pretend-country clowns are a dime a dozen and ain't gonna fill nobody's shoes.

Robert W Neill Jr, Land Broker said...

I will have to pass on that

Anonymous said...

@7:54 While I agree with your take for the most part ... he is just giving the people what they want. He's got a pocketful of Benjamin's. Now, we can draw lots of parallels between what he's giving and todays Millennials and Gen Z's. They don't know how to get off of the tit much less what good music is. Somehow, by the Grace of God, a Credit card company approves them and this is what ensues. Kudos to Mr Morgan for figuring it out.

Anonymous said...

Screw Morgan!! Dude got PLASTERED and couldn’t perform!
What a POS to do his fans like that!!
No need of him ever coming back to Oxford.

Anonymous said...

I had never heard of this redneck until Supertalk had hourly Orgasms
about him every five minutes for almost one year.

I got confused at one point, "this dude or Steve Azar"?

(Who is the Supertalk Golden Boy ?)

Anonymous said...

"hourly Orgasms about him every five minutes for almost one year" just broke my brain.

Anonymous said...

Morgan Wallen is just NSync for country fans. Change my mind.


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