Wednesday, January 25, 2023

Let the Games Begin

 And..... they are lining up at the gate in Hinds County.  Check out District 1. 




26 comments:

Anonymous said...

My vote is for Bobby "Bobcat"

Anonymous said...

David Archie was partying in the bar at Table 100 last night

Anonymous said...

This is the kind of field of candidates the results when a single issue, in this case race of the candidate, is a requirement just be competitive.

Anonymous said...

Gonna be close in District 2.

Anonymous said...

NOBODY is running against Archie? Seriously?

Anonymous said...

Can you post a pick that includes the (D) or (R)?

Anonymous said...

Cha…cha…chain. Chain of fools. (My apologies to Aretha.)

Anonymous said...

It's so heart warming that so many Jack$on re$idents want to volunteer to do their part to make their city a better place.

Anonymous said...

Deborah Dixon is a trip. I thought she lived out in the country though.

Anonymous said...

When is the filing deadline?

Anonymous said...

Send in the clowns, oh don't bother, they're here!

Anonymous said...

Please somebody run against Archie. Elmo, Big Bird, Puff the Magic Dragon...

Anonymous said...

Eva is Marchand Crisler's wife. Graham should not have crossed him.

Gavin has crossed the other officials from his district, including voting for Marchand Crisler sheriff instead of Constable Seals, who is from District 4. Seals lives down the street from Gavin. Don't make enemies you don't need.

Chickens coming home to roost in District 4 https://www.wlbt.com/2021/08/16/watch-live-hinds-co-board-supervisors-resumes-following-morning-recess/

Anonymous said...

@11:58 - your request is easy. The list posted is divided as you ask - because everybody on the list here is running as a Democrat. Remember, this is Hinds County and the incumbent democratic supervisors made sure that their districts remained a democrat hotspot.

Anonymous said...

Is Dr. Kerry a real doctor or preacher or dentist type doctor?

Anonymous said...

Leftenant Graham is like Stokes and Griffin (Madison County). He's wallered out a smooth spot and will never be deposed. Graham has built up a really nice PERS retirement while not doing a damned thing.

Anonymous said...

Not so fast, 2:36

Allison Clower Lauderdale, running for Supervisor in District 4, has qualified as a Republican; and based on the fine leadership that the five Democrats have displayed in the operation of the Board of Supervisors, their ability to get things done (including demolishing the board room, fist fights among members, etc) she should do well in her bid to bring some reasonableness and leadership to next year's BOS

Anonymous said...

11:46 Wrong. It's not the race. It's the party. A white Democrat could win. No big deal. The big deal is finding one.

Anonymous said...

Cute answer 2:36. But wrong. An occasional R signs up, including at least one on this list.

Anonymous said...

I wonder how Bobby Bobcat McGowan investigation coming in Hinds County. Everybody knows Ivon Johnson was receiving money from Hinds County and living in New Orleans. Shad White needs to let the people know what's going on with that case..

Anonymous said...

A gaggle of known crooks, suspected crooks, and nobodies.

Sad.

Anonymous said...

If you think Archie vs. Credell was a show just wait until you see Archie vs. Deborah Dixon. She’s a ticking time bomb waiting to happen!

Anonymous said...

Deborah Dixon will make Bobcat look like Albert Einstein.

Anonymous said...

If Archie waltzes into a second term by running unopposed he'll own Calhoun if Calhoun survives.

Anonymous said...

Figured Archie and Robert would be running against each other, seeing as how they both live in District 1.

But looks like Archie has decided that he will camp out in the Virden Addition again - camping since he had no electricity, water, gas, or solid roof at that location.

Anonymous said...

Bobcat stealing your money by posting road repair signs with his name on them.


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