Sunday, November 6, 2022

Funny of the Day

The Pirate apparently had enough last night.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm a twice graduate of MSU. That is very funny.

Tweety said...

Who needs a chair? Way to motivate coach... It worked.

Nobody Told This Clown About The SEC said...

Lots of folks are fed up with the comedy and the mediocrity of 8-4 and 7-5.

Anonymous said...

Love Coach Leach!

Anonymous said...

UM grad here…I love Mike Leech.

Anonymous said...

Y’all take children's games far too seriously. Grow up.

Anonymous said...

Calm down, 614
You're friggin State

Anonymous said...

Hey, Nobody Clown, maybe so, but lots of folks like where he is heading the program. Want to measure your 'lots' against my 'lots'? Its always a fun game when people seem to want to express opinions of others.

Stuff About ZeroBear PolyBear said...

Old MSU Grad here. Nice motivation methods Coach! I say do whatever works!

Anonymous said...

Fans can’t take a mediocre football team from a mediocre school in a poverty ridden state with the worst school system in America. And oh yeah, Bama is an hour up the road. Get realistic dude.

Anonymous said...

6:14, the guy you had before we so much better. No comedy and no wins.

Anonymous said...

Not sure if he was aware, but one of those was Will Rogers' chair.

Anonymous said...

8:21 - You take 'growing up' too seriously. Ask Rodney Dangerfield. He was Leach's older brother.

Anonymous said...

Wish he'd out that much effort in the game.

Tweety said...

@8:21 Children's games?
Really?
Avg lineman 6'-4", 309lbs
you want your kid to play with that child?
Annual budget from $100M to $200M+
not too childish to me...
Player NIL up to $3.2M
you pay your child just to be pretty??
Their "Teacher" makes up to $10M for doing their job
and up to $100M if they fail at their job!
You call that a child's game???
We're currently ranked right behind Alabama...oh wait...
...Well....does seem childish now that I said it out loud 😯
Maybe I'll concentrate on actual kids...
Go Raleigh Lions!! #1 in their conference!!
Praise the Lord, Go Dawgs! Help me Jesus, Go Lions!!

Anonymous said...

To discipline football players, it is easier to punish them like a pack of dogs than to motivate all those tiny brainstems.

Anonymous said...

Mississippi has the most colorful football coaches. Leach, Prime and Lane.
RMQ

Anonymous said...

I love that he did this. I get frustrated with our team but the man is entertaining.
I doubt we will ever be a powerhouse so I figure, enjoy the show at least.

Anonymous said...

I love anonymous strangers on the internet that try to intellectually shame people they don't even know. Probably got picked last for everything in grade school.

Anonymous said...

6:36PM
Feds throw sex offenders away


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