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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
42 comments:
Antar couldn’t carry Drake’s jockstrap
And Drake played a cripple on DeGrassi
LMMFAO!!!!!
That's the best thing I've seen all day!
Yo mama
Raw booboo
I have smoked with a lot of Jacksonians over the last 20 years, and it is extremely rare to see any of them smoking good weed unless they are hipsters in Fondren. Hard to imagine Lumumba is smoking that garbage ditch weed wrapped in a swisher sweet that smells like a smoldering dog turd.
That is Rita Brent...very talented and funny.
I hope the people who come to these comments to be a Choke Cheerleader are at least getting paid from his bribes.
If you are defending his lunacy for free you have the IQ of a brick.
@2:01 PM
Name a few Jacksonians you've smoked with over the years. Also, where in Jackson did you cop?
New Orleans got Mardi Gras, Jackson got Kenny. Whoooeee! Go Jackson.
I thought that was Rita Brent, but wasn't 100% sure.
But yeah, funny indeed !
Had to send that to my brother. He can't believe the stories I tell him about Jackson.
Stop the contest! No more entries! Best post of the decade! See I'm sayin'? Winnah Winnah chitlin' Dinnah!
Ima head into The Fondren see I can sko me summa dat dope. summa dat dope. summa dat dope.
Rita Brent has another video on Facebook called "The Raw Boo Boo Song" - hilarious, check it out ("You can't come over, my house smells like raw boo boo ... when the smell goes away, I'm gonna rock you like a pothole ..."), to roughly paraphrase.
Why isn't this a reality show ?
That is one talented lady! Did she write the song? Does she perform anywhere locally?
More humor while Rome burns.
@3:24 You can see all of her videos on her Youtube channel. The "raw booboo" video is linked above.
I take Stokes' comment about the mayor smoking dope to generically mean crack cocaine. After all, I've smoked pot all my life & I'm the picture of mental health, if I must say.
Somebody could've told me I could just stay home and be entertained and not have to spend money.
Genius. Almost as good as Rock Me Like A Pothole!
That's some good shit there!
This is extremely funny. But it’s also a little sad. We have the largest city in our state, the capital city. It has no water, it has raw sewer (or boo-boo) running in the ditches, it has potholes, and murders are everywhere. And these are the leaders. Lumumba and Stokes are the two most prominent leaders. And to make matters worse, the voters actually elected these two fools. It will never get better in Jackson,
Hilarious! I love me some Rita Brent!
@7:40
Please visit the Mississippi Civil Right Museum and educate yourself to see where we came from before you throw shade.
What has Stokes ever led?
What has he ever accomplished?
@8:05
What has Stokes ever led?
The line at the buffet
What has he ever accomplished?
Pushing the human limits of all-you-can-eat
He very well could me Jackson’s own Mr. Creosote
Thats one cute young lady right there.
I’d trust stokes over chocwe
Mayor Lumumba is just the person to lead Jackson, Mississippi into becoming the Bold New City. Bold New Jack City.
Kenneth Stokes, who has his moments here and there, is a councilman.
Take it like you wanna.
4:40 PM
I’d bet my life that the color of your skin is pink and white. If anything, Stokes is smoking crack. Lumumba seems like he’s smoking on a loud pack.
Did the Mayo take his drug test at the Mayo Clinic?
"Please visit the Mississippi Civil Right Museum and educate yourself to see where we came from before you throw shade.March 2, 2022 at 8:02 PM"
I hope I'm wrong and please tell me this is not what you meant, but it sounds like to me what you're saying is: "Take a look at what we were a hundred years ago - what do you expect - we have become the best we can be".
By the way, that is exactly what the race baiters (black and white) expect you to believe and they continue to profit handsomely from their efforts to keep you people on the plantation.
WHAT? You People! He said You People! Read right over everything I said and concentrate on those two words...'You People'. See, that's how they want you to think. Thanks for proving the point.
Meanwhile; Which is more important to your race...where you came from or where you're going?
"Antar couldn’t carry Drake’s jockstrap"
This thread ain't about Drake!
PS: Who the hell is Drake?
I have no clue what either of them is smoking...crack, a loud pack or a pack of menthols. But they both sound like they're suckin' on a cherry-bomb GLASS-PACK (think '1956 Ford Crown Vic with fender skirts).
10:07 - I don't need to be pink and white or black to realize this.
@5:10 AM
At the end of her video, when she is surrounded by the face of the light skinned fellow, the face is Drake. Drake is a half-Jewish, Afro-Canadian performing artist. I assume she is making a joke and isn’t really mistaking Drake for Antar.
For those offended by the Drake remarks....lighten up. It's clear the Mayor is a big fan of the Drake by his facial groomery. To bad he doesn't have the same brainpan.
@6:50 AM
"I have no clue..."
AGREED. For all I care you could've ended your sentence there.
God bless this Boo-Boo show in Jackson.
You cant fix it when the majority thinks nothing is broken, but you can be endlessly entertained by the stupidity.
What are they smoking ? Sure as hell ain't ribs. That would be the night before election day.
Stokes offered a sarcastic rejoinder to LaTuba's slanderous accusation, blasted like a fart at a press conference, wholly absent evidence.
Stokes owes no apology and any apology from boy mayor would be disingenuous.
More about Ms. Brent: https://www.wlbt.com/2022/03/04/celebrity-comedian-jackson-writing-academy-country-music-awards/
Also, they won't let me in that racist museum because you have to check your civil rights at the door. I don't.
Jaxson Mair is 9 for 11 with 4 homers in the 30A travel ball tournament. A few ill get it, most won't.
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