Wednesday, March 2, 2022

Funny of the Day

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42 comments:

Anonymous said...

Antar couldn’t carry Drake’s jockstrap
And Drake played a cripple on DeGrassi

Anonymous said...

LMMFAO!!!!!

Anonymous said...

That's the best thing I've seen all day!

Anonymous said...

Yo mama

Raw booboo

Anonymous said...

I have smoked with a lot of Jacksonians over the last 20 years, and it is extremely rare to see any of them smoking good weed unless they are hipsters in Fondren. Hard to imagine Lumumba is smoking that garbage ditch weed wrapped in a swisher sweet that smells like a smoldering dog turd.

Go girl! said...

That is Rita Brent...very talented and funny.

Anonymous said...

I hope the people who come to these comments to be a Choke Cheerleader are at least getting paid from his bribes.

If you are defending his lunacy for free you have the IQ of a brick.

Anonymous said...

@2:01 PM
Name a few Jacksonians you've smoked with over the years. Also, where in Jackson did you cop?

Anonymous said...

New Orleans got Mardi Gras, Jackson got Kenny. Whoooeee! Go Jackson.

Anonymous said...

I thought that was Rita Brent, but wasn't 100% sure.

But yeah, funny indeed !

Anonymous said...

Had to send that to my brother. He can't believe the stories I tell him about Jackson.

Anonymous said...

Stop the contest! No more entries! Best post of the decade! See I'm sayin'? Winnah Winnah chitlin' Dinnah!

Ima head into The Fondren see I can sko me summa dat dope. summa dat dope. summa dat dope.

Anonymous said...

Rita Brent has another video on Facebook called "The Raw Boo Boo Song" - hilarious, check it out ("You can't come over, my house smells like raw boo boo ... when the smell goes away, I'm gonna rock you like a pothole ..."), to roughly paraphrase.

Anonymous said...

Why isn't this a reality show ?

MBrookes said...

That is one talented lady! Did she write the song? Does she perform anywhere locally?

Anonymous said...

More humor while Rome burns.

Her Raw Boo Boo Video said...

@3:24 You can see all of her videos on her Youtube channel. The "raw booboo" video is linked above.

Anonymous said...

I take Stokes' comment about the mayor smoking dope to generically mean crack cocaine. After all, I've smoked pot all my life & I'm the picture of mental health, if I must say.

Anonymous said...

Somebody could've told me I could just stay home and be entertained and not have to spend money.

Anonymous said...

Genius. Almost as good as Rock Me Like A Pothole!

Anonymous said...

That's some good shit there!

Anonymous said...

This is extremely funny. But it’s also a little sad. We have the largest city in our state, the capital city. It has no water, it has raw sewer (or boo-boo) running in the ditches, it has potholes, and murders are everywhere. And these are the leaders. Lumumba and Stokes are the two most prominent leaders. And to make matters worse, the voters actually elected these two fools. It will never get better in Jackson,

Anonymous said...

Hilarious! I love me some Rita Brent!

Anonymous said...

@7:40
Please visit the Mississippi Civil Right Museum and educate yourself to see where we came from before you throw shade.

PittPanther - ACC Champs said...

What has Stokes ever led?
What has he ever accomplished?

Anonymous said...

@8:05
What has Stokes ever led?
The line at the buffet
What has he ever accomplished?
Pushing the human limits of all-you-can-eat

He very well could me Jackson’s own Mr. Creosote

Anonymous said...

Thats one cute young lady right there.

Anonymous said...

I’d trust stokes over chocwe

Anonymous said...

Mayor Lumumba is just the person to lead Jackson, Mississippi into becoming the Bold New City. Bold New Jack City.
Kenneth Stokes, who has his moments here and there, is a councilman.
Take it like you wanna.

Anonymous said...

4:40 PM
I’d bet my life that the color of your skin is pink and white. If anything, Stokes is smoking crack. Lumumba seems like he’s smoking on a loud pack.

Anonymous said...

Did the Mayo take his drug test at the Mayo Clinic?

From A Sociological Perspective said...

"Please visit the Mississippi Civil Right Museum and educate yourself to see where we came from before you throw shade.March 2, 2022 at 8:02 PM"

I hope I'm wrong and please tell me this is not what you meant, but it sounds like to me what you're saying is: "Take a look at what we were a hundred years ago - what do you expect - we have become the best we can be".

By the way, that is exactly what the race baiters (black and white) expect you to believe and they continue to profit handsomely from their efforts to keep you people on the plantation.

WHAT? You People! He said You People! Read right over everything I said and concentrate on those two words...'You People'. See, that's how they want you to think. Thanks for proving the point.

Meanwhile; Which is more important to your race...where you came from or where you're going?

Anonymous said...

"Antar couldn’t carry Drake’s jockstrap"

This thread ain't about Drake!

PS: Who the hell is Drake?

Anonymous said...

I have no clue what either of them is smoking...crack, a loud pack or a pack of menthols. But they both sound like they're suckin' on a cherry-bomb GLASS-PACK (think '1956 Ford Crown Vic with fender skirts).

10:07 - I don't need to be pink and white or black to realize this.

Anonymous said...

@5:10 AM
At the end of her video, when she is surrounded by the face of the light skinned fellow, the face is Drake. Drake is a half-Jewish, Afro-Canadian performing artist. I assume she is making a joke and isn’t really mistaking Drake for Antar.

Anonymous said...

For those offended by the Drake remarks....lighten up. It's clear the Mayor is a big fan of the Drake by his facial groomery. To bad he doesn't have the same brainpan.

Anonymous said...

@6:50 AM
"I have no clue..."

AGREED. For all I care you could've ended your sentence there.

Anonymous said...

God bless this Boo-Boo show in Jackson.

You cant fix it when the majority thinks nothing is broken, but you can be endlessly entertained by the stupidity.

Anonymous said...

What are they smoking ? Sure as hell ain't ribs. That would be the night before election day.

Krusatyr said...

Stokes offered a sarcastic rejoinder to LaTuba's slanderous accusation, blasted like a fart at a press conference, wholly absent evidence.

Stokes owes no apology and any apology from boy mayor would be disingenuous.

Anonymous said...

More about Ms. Brent: https://www.wlbt.com/2022/03/04/celebrity-comedian-jackson-writing-academy-country-music-awards/


Also, they won't let me in that racist museum because you have to check your civil rights at the door. I don't.

Anonymous said...

Jaxson Mair is 9 for 11 with 4 homers in the 30A travel ball tournament. A few ill get it, most won't.


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