Tuesday, April 7, 2020

The Do-Gooders Do It Again

The Do-Gooders continue to strike as they work hard to make sure our grocery stores will continue to have shortages. 





A person posted one hour after the second pic that it was all gone.  Good job.  Mission accomplished, do-gooder.

Don't forget to take pictures of people standing in line at opening time and post on Facebook tomorrow.  We want to make sure people panic sufficiently and rush to the store before they starve to death.




23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kingfish, I know you mean well. But this Nation is on the verge of collapse. And we will never go back to the way things were in 2019.

Anonymous said...

This nation is fine.

Calm down 4:20.
I suspect you must be a JFP/VIP.

(Send Donna Ladd three dollars and anyone can be a JFP/VIP too) !

BTW, in the middle of a pandemic . . . the people on the JFP site are having another 'head spinning, out of body, full fledged freak out' about Confederate Memorial Day.

Those people are too funny.





Anonymous said...

Peoples must be eating really good to need that much s##t paper.

Anonymous said...

I read a study a few days ago that the average person uses 30 rolls of TP a year. A 45 pack should last you until Fall of 2021.

Anonymous said...

4:20.....This nation is nowhere near the point of collapse. What a bitchy drama queen thing to say. Calm down.

Anonymous said...

@4:41, you need to take this seriously and do your part to keep it from spreading.
I suspect you are a good ole boy who thinks whatever Fox News tells you to (send Trump $100 and you can be write your own executive order!) BTW can you believe they are still trying to blame Obama and put a halt to abortions yet keep gun sales pumping during all this LOL!!

The problem with spreading this fake news garbage is that it will kill people. Now you are likely willing to let that happen so you don’t have to admit your mistake, but just remember it could be someone you care about.

Anonymous said...

It may be time for some of you cable news watchers to introduce yourselves to a more informative news source: ZeroHedge

Anonymous said...

The Almighty God who created the heavens and the earth....and us..... is in full charge and always will be. Hand wringers and prophets of doom will not make any difference to Him. His will is perfect and as is the result of His will. Calm down and be excited to see what He will do!!!!

Anonymous said...

Given the current world population of 7.8 billion people, and not even one million people dying of this, we'll all go back to our living like grasshoppers instead of ants as soon as it warms up. For us to seriously deal with climate change, the national debt, stupid/corrupt politicians, etc., a few hundred million people will need to die in order to get everyone's attention.

TheClintonscantsuicideusall said...

Lot of Sheep out there. Baaahhhh

Anonymous said...

Right, but I guess your post doesn’t feed into the hoarding. Maybe you didn’t provide locations but you are contributing to the panic.

TheClintonscantsuicideusall said...

As I've said all along, we will all die when our time arrives whether we are ready or not. Just relax and enjoy life. Please.

Anonymous said...

@4:20
You are either a troll or one of the most insecure people on the planet. Clearly a mislead millenial of sorts I hope. Country on edge of collapse? You are obviously too young to remember Sars h1n1 or the deadly swine flu oh yeH... 42,000 people die each year from the seasonal flu. As for toilet paper I still have a massive stack of JFP near my bathroom to use. It's all it's good for since my cat died and I no longer need to line the litter box. 4:20.. thanks for the trolling or entertainment.

Anonymous said...

It's a bad situation out there. It will get better but I don't totally disagree with the premise that the world will never be the same again. Meanwhile, 'All in the Family' is on GETTV. Watch it and learn, especially people too young to remember when it first aired, fresh, new, and controversial.

Anonymous said...

What's next?

Wiping our collective asses with rocks . . . like the Arab Bedouins.


Anonymous said...

KF,
you are complaining about what is essentially your entire shtick on this blog.
are you that oblivious?
To your repeated "Do-Gooder" posts...
if people wanna buy toilet paper, what damn difference is it to you?
might the folks who are out of paper and in need of it be the folks seeing the posts and purchasing it?

Anonymous said...

@8:30
We better not allow 4:20 to watch all in the family. Lord knows he will cry a river due to being offended. He might just use up all his toilet paper from wiping tears. Remember Sanford and son... they would never be allowed on tv today. Made fun of gays Puerto Rican and all people in general. It's like Chris rock Eddie Murphy and Seinfeld said. There is no good comedy anymore. Lord knows Richard Pryor would make liberals lose there minds. JFP would need 2 editions to cover him and how he's offensive to everyone ;)

Anonymous said...

Costco has tons of toilet paper. Letting other people know where they can buy toilet paper is not a disservice.

Anonymous said...

JFP would need 2 editions to cover him and how he's offensive to everyone ;)

But if he gave them $3 all would be forgiven.

Anonymous said...

It's them dang ole "chemtrails" I tell ya!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Serious inquiry: Is Costco doing curbside?

Anonymous said...

If Facebook could figure out how to idiot proof itself there would be plenty of toilet paper. Actually, the whole world would be a better place.

TheClintonscantsuicideusall said...

@8;45. Nope you gotta walk in and carry your own stuff out.

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