Thursday, February 22, 2018

Foursome not so fearsome anymore

The Clinton Police Department issued the following press release and photos.

Clinton, Miss. (February 21, 2018) Clinton Police have made four (4) arrests in the connection of several gas station armed robberies in the Clinton, Mississippi and Bolton, Mississippi areas.

Arrested were Barak Patton of Clinton who is being held on $1.25 million bond. Javien Palmer of Clinton held on $750,000 bond. Robert Kelly of Clinton being held on $500,000 bond. Roderick Carter of Clinton held on $1 million bond.

On 01-30-2018, at approximately 8:00 pm, a black male wearing a mask entered the Clinton Gas located at 410 U.S. Highway 80 East in Clinton, Mississippi armed with a black pump action shotgun. The suspect struck the clerk with the shotgun and stole the cash from the register and a pack cigarettes. The suspect fled on foot behind the gas station.

On 02-09-2018, at approximately 9:00 pm, the same black male wearing a mask entered the Shell Gas Station located at 1419 East Northside Drive in Clinton, Mississippi armed with a black handgun. The suspect pointed the handgun at both clerks and stole the cash from both registers. The suspect was observed on video footage getting into a silver sedan.

As a result of the investigation, four (4) suspects were arrested in connection with the 02-09-2018 armed robbery of the Shell Gas Station. It was also determined that the suspects were responsible for the 01-30-2018 robbery of the of the Clinton Gas and a 02-03-2018 robbery of the L & K Grocery Store located at 103 Madison Street in Bolton, Mississippi. Both firearms used during the commission of these robberies have been recovered.






My Friend Said.. said...

It's a crying shame there wasn't one more accomplice. We could have a basketball team at Central MS DOC. Teams always play better when they each know how the others think.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

4 more lives ruined by a culture of violence, the rewarding of failure and being just plain stupid.

Definitely looks like the bonds are high enough to keep them in jail.

Anonymous said...

to 8:12,,,,,,,,you would be surprised at how the money for a bail bond will flow when "my little baby" goes to jail.

Anonymous said...

I'm just glad it was in Clinton rather than Jackson otherwise Tomie Green would slap them on the wrist and let them walk.

Anonymous said...

to 9

to 9:09...... you dont know geography very well do you? clinton is in hinds county. these yoots will go to hinds county circuit court and will have a 1 in 4 chance of drawing green.

PittPanther said...

Palmer looks soft. If the police go at him, he's gonna sing like a Canary.

Anonymous said...

That's a lot of social construct.

Anonymous said...

These four thugs will cost $50k a year to incarcerate. That is $200,000 a year this "fearsome foursome" for the next 35 years, rinse and repeat.

The ACLU says capital punishment is cruel and unusual to the thug. I say the lack of capital punishment is cruel and unusual punishment to the taxpayers.

Anonymous said...

^^^ 10:36

Anonymous said...

I have always maintained that public hangings (for everything from armed robbery to rape to murder to stealing horses) should be brought back. You want a crime deterrent, live feed it on the internet. That would slow things down considerably.

Anonymous said...

Cut funding at prisons. Make prisoners exchange labor for survival (i.e., food and shelter). Perhaps that would deter crime and save tax money by changing the risk/reward calculus for would-be perps.

Anonymous said...

While we're at it, can we do public hangings for DUI? That would be great.

Anonymous said...

Multiple offenses or death involved, I’m with you.

Anonymous said...

@10:36...$50,000 a year to incarcerate? Where exactly do you get your numbers from? so you're saying that the approximately 350 inmates (at any given time) in Madison County are costing that taxpayers $17,500,000 each year? You might want to check with the Sheriff on your numbers. Not just Madison County. Check with any agency.

Hard to take any comment seriously when you make up your "facts" just to pretend you know what you are talking about.

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