Friday, January 12, 2018

Did hell freeze over?

If you have ever traveled via I-12 or I-10 through Baton Rouge, then you know there is a certain stretch of interstate that bedevils everyone regardless of direction.  Well, it appears something is gonna be did. 

Along with several Louisiana government leaders, Gov. John Bel Edwards announced a significant transportation plan Friday that should offer long-awaited relief for frustrated motorists statewide.

The $600 million initiative includes the following projects with financing relying largely on federal bonds, which would be repaid by the state over 12 years.

• A substantial portion of the I-10 reconstruction and widening from the Mississippi River Bridge to the I-10/I-12 split in Baton Rouge; widening is required to maintain traffic during the reconstruction process.
 Unbelievable.  Get rid of those tolls in NOLA and that Governor would have the job for life.


Anonymous said...

The damn bridge is the bottleneck.

Plain ol' Catfish said...

Wow! Must be nice - a functioning freakin' government that's focused on fixing sh*t, compared to these geniuses in the Mississippi legislature like Taterous Maximus and his alternative facts; saying the state is in great shape because of his massive tax cuts.

Anonymous said...

The tolls on the GNO went away in 2013.

Kingfish said...

Um, I guess I was just donating to coffee fund the last time I crossed the Causeway.

Anonymous said...

Took a Democrat to finally do something about this bottleneck.

Anonymous said...

The bottleneck is the fricking hairpin turn on the westbound side after the bridge and then funneling into ONE lane. The moron that built that should have it shoved up his arse. Unbelievable that it's been like that for so long without being corrected.

Anonymous said...

2:10 - widening the I-10 is going to be good, but if you think it is going to get rid of the bottleneck, wait til you want to cross the river. If the bridge remains as it is without a new lane, the bottleneck will still be there.

Yes, if you are traveling local, and don't want to keep heading south (which is the route I take regularly) this will be nice - maybe even worth borrowing $600M from the feds. But, don't get your hopes, or your Dem pecker, up thinking this will eliminate that cluster.

Anonymous said...

210. Guess in your mind it takes a Democrat to fix the mess a Democrat made? That I10/110 exit, nor any of the rest of this ill designed cluster was not created during any Republican administration. And that has as little to do with the price of eggs as does your attempt at a meaningful comment.

Anonymous said...

I always thought that Eisenhower was a Republican, he created that mess in BR.

Bill Dees said...

KF, regarding your 2:04 comment, the Causeway isn't the GNO. The Causeway isn't the Mississippi River Bridge.

Anonymous said...

Taterous Maximus! I like that!

Anonymous said...

That "bottleneck", or whatever you call it, is TERRIFYING - in both directions. I have more trouble heading EAST, as the bridge ends, for some reason. It IS unbelievable - impossible. But then, in Louisiana, you'd better be prepared to believe far more than six impossible things before breakfast. Basically, it's not really America. Louisiana's like Puerto Rico: a Latin American "protectorate" of the USA.

The condition of the Louisiana interstates, on the way between Jackson and Baton Rouge - PLUS that weirdness at the bridge - have pretty much stopped our travel to Lafayette. I don't think we've been, in thirteen years. And Lafayette's our favorite place in the world. Some Mardi Gras royalty has a big house for sale in River Ranch, right now - amazing - right on the river, modeled after a palace in Salzburg, and priced to sell. Perfect to retire to, in a few years. But then, how would we travel to Mississippi (other than by plane)?

Which leads me to a couple of questions. Has anybody taken the Audubon Bridge? Does it take forever to go that way? Does the route take you over scary roads, and put one in peril of crooked backwoods "law"-enforcement speed-traps/shakedowns? The connecting roads look pretty rural - middle-of-nowhere.

And how about the bridge connecting 'Airline Highway' with 'Ronald Regan Highway'? Is it as horrible as the Airline Highway bridge in New Orleans used to be (da Huey Long, which I hear has been improved)? Does that take you through super-scary areas?

Any OTHER alternate routes over the river, which don't run through the notorious speed-trap areas?

Anonymous said...

the 4:02 comment meant Eastbound, not westbound.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, 6:26!!! I read that comment twice thinking "that's not how I remember that" but it has been 15 years since I lived there.

Anonymous said...

It probably doesn't have as much traffic as I10 in BR, but the 85/65 interchange is ridiculous.

Suscribe to latest on JJ.

Recent Comments

Search Jackson Jambalaya

Subscribe to JJ's Youtube channel


Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).

Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.

In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

Note: Security provided by INS.

Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

Note: Security provided by INS