Thursday, December 7, 2017

Just your normal garden-variety thug.

JPD issued the following statement and video of an attempted robbery on Old Canton Hill.

 The Jackson Police Department needs assistance from the public in identifying these individuals captured on surveillance video.  The unidentified males seen in the video attempted to forcefully enter a residence located in the 100 block of Old Canton Hill earlier this week.   One can be seen holding what appears to be a handgun while attempting to kick open the door.  

Anyone with information on the identity of these suspects is as to contact Police 601-960-1234 or call Crime Stoppers at 601-355-TIPS.


Anonymous said...

It should be a capital crime to use a firearm in the commission of a felony. Just convict, give them one appeal, then take em out back just like the good old days.

Anonymous said...

Garden variety? This ain't their first rodeo. All black clothes with faces covered, wearing gloves in case they have to ditch the gun. And gone after the second kick.

Anonymous said...

"One can be seen holding what appears to be a handgun". REALLY???
If JPD can't tell this thug is holding a gun, They better get there eyes checked. Ray Charles; rest his soul; could tell these thugs had a gun!!!!!

Kingfish said...

The police are normally conservative in their descriptions and statements of what took place. Sometimes almost British in nature. Of course, that won't stop your narrative: JPD is incompetent for one obvious visual reason.

Anonymous said...

Guess all the feel-good bromides from Mayor Sloganeer and a future plethora of People's Assemblies and JPS Better Together listening tours wasn't enough to get them to stop their criminal ways. Maybe a fresh column from Lynn Evans would get them to reconsider.

Anonymous said...

Thank God they have a sturdy door. There is no telling what would've happened if they had gained access to the occupants.

Anonymous said...

So glad I moved out of hinds county.
Jackson police are a joke.
Enoch Sanders was over qualified for a police job.
When Trump visit you are going to see a big riot.
John Lewis black civil rights key speaker is refusing to come. YEP, DON'T BE IN JACKSON ON SAT!

Anonymous said...

Slowly but surely the crime perimeter around "LeFleur East" tightens.

Anonymous said...

Those $200 Nike Air Jordans have a lot of cushioning--

Anonymous said...

Bet these are the two who worked in Leftover. Old Canton Hill is a neighborhood that would benefit from the passive gates with cameras. Would require some fencing too, but only one house has a driveway opening onto Old Canton Road. This would raise their property values and community on the circle. Nice houses and a good neighborhood.

Anonymous said...

Jackson needs to feed their thugs a little better.
Maybe more free meals will make the able to kick in a door instead of looking like a little girl.

Anonymous said...

Those damn Republicans and their GOP. Gun control would surely stop these law abiding citizens. #whywecanthavenicethingspart50-11

Welcome to My Safe Space said...

Clearly, if the homeowners had designated their home as a "gun-free zone," this would've never happened. The suspects would've seen the signs and been so forewarned that this whole thing could have been prevented.

It is a sick cycle of community gun tolerance, which leads to more crime and more racism.

Anonymous said...

For public safety reasons, JPD or any other police department must release clear and concise police descriptions. Also, the suspect must not be incriminated in the police description! Sorry guys but this is the only way to avoid some wild, wild West scenario of town folk cuttin to the chase and killin the suspect.

Anonymous said...

1:18: I get your point but, crime was a lot less in the "wild west days".

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