Monday, December 11, 2017

He gone

Ole Miss star quarterback Shea Patterson is transferring to Mee-chigan. He tweeted:



Ole Miss fans, you are better off without him.  The back-up qb is probably better than the guy he replaces.  The question is what kind of job will Mee-chigan give to Patterson's brother. 

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

You live by the deal, you die by the deal. When you decide to bargain with kids with so many options, like Shea, you should expect this outcome sometime. Fortunately for Ole Piss, somebody was doing some good ole fashioned recruiting research when they found his replacement. That's the important thing.

Anonymous said...

If I was a Mississippi Black Bear Lambshart, I would be demanding a "no refund, no return" policy for this transaction. And I would want in writing that the snowflake's diddy can't return either.

Anonymous said...

You hit the nail on the head Kingfisher.

Anonymous said...

The new spectator sport in Oxford is watching team planes land and leave with your best players as transfers.

Anonymous said...

Thought that Ta'amu showed a lot of ability and grit.

Anonymous said...

Time to get to work?? What was he doing before??

Anonymous said...

Bye, bye Shea Shea and I'd like to ask who is going to pay diddy's rent when he gets to Michigan? Might not be as big as either of the nice mansions he lived in on the coast paid for by Landsharte boosters.

Anonymous said...

He knew he couldn't win the starting job, but dang it, he'd been a fine back up for the Rebs!

David Yellum said...

You gotta believe Stan, you just gotta!

Anonymous said...

Who says Ta'amu is going to hang around.

Mullins said...

OK, so far we have one "Ole Piss" and one "Black Bear". All we need is a "TSUN" to complete the Mississippi State trite insult trifecta.

Come on, State fans! Put down the mop (that men's room can wait, Bubba) and get on the Boost Mobile phone so's we can complete the worn out old obsessed-with-the-other-school smack talk!

You can do it!

P.S. For you golden-oldie Sherrill types, a "Mississippi" will also suffice.

Anonymous said...

Ta'amu is a winner. He was thrust into a difficult situation and he grew and matured before everyone's eyes. Ole Miss will do well to hold on to him for a few more years.

And I'm an MSU fan. . .

Anonymous said...

Ta'amu For Heisman stickers to come. Fire up the Machine. #allin

(isn't that what they do for every starting RB or QB up there?)

Anonymous said...

Shea and his family cut all of their deals with Freeze. When Freeze left and NCAA continued to hang around Bjork and the
remaining coaching staff minus lots of boosters could not/would not continue to finance the deal. So the Patterson klan had
to find a new "sugar daddy".

Anonymous said...

Jordan has said he is staying. He has a good chance at having another year of eligibility restored.

I predict little more will be heard of Shea at his new school.

Anonymous said...

Patterson may well help Harbaugh out; but this shows that Harbaugh realizes the ice is getting thin. Best of luck to Patterson; hopefully, Harbaugh gets stuck in a snow drift.

Anonymous said...

Hey Patterson; "DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU THE ASS AS YOU LEAVE"!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ta'amu is 1-0 against the Pups while Shea is 0-1. Reb Nation would rather have a qb that's more team oriented than self centered. Good riddance. Gotta feeling he, Ryan Leaf, Todd Marinovich, & Manziel are all gonna be on a 30 for 30 special one day about crash and burn college qbs.

Anonymous said...

State fans still showing their obsession with ole miss. So sad. Patterson might not have won his job back in Oxford next year.

Anonymous said...

Ole Miss fans are delusional if they believe Ta'amu is hanging around. The Sheavior they all counted on has abandoned them. They desperately cling to the hopes of his backup. Sadly, Ta'amu has better opportunities out west. If he is half as good as they think he is, he'll never make the start of the spring semester in Oxford.

Anonymous said...

Couple of standard, self serving bear remarks to the effect that everybody is obsessed with them and they are everybody's arch rival. The fact they were recently confirmed as a chronic, cheating culture with a whore monger for a coach has not sunk in yet. "We stand with Hugh" tee shirts... I did not go to college in Miss, fwiw. I just can't ignore the sad delusional mindset of the bears.

Anonymous said...

I don't think his brother can get hired anywhere else due to the new NCAA rule (unless a school is willing to hire him as an on-field coach, which is highly unlikely).

Anonymous said...

@2:25 Triggered much??? Folks with Maroon and White undergraduate diplomas fill plenty of the seats in every class at UMMC Medical, Dental, PT, etc, OM Law, MC Law, etc. That's really funny that your stereotypical State fan somehow has less education, is less successful or does "lesser" work than those who support the fine institution of higher education graced with Harvard Red and Yale Blue.

Anonymous said...

Not everybody, 4:04. Just the Starkville faithful.

Anonymous said...

Jeremiah Masoli 2.0

Anonymous said...

Give the kid a break at least he will get to play in a bowl game at Michigan, something that will probably not happen at Mississippi for years to come.I wish him the Best of Luck. I also look forward to seeing him play on Sunday!!!

Anonymous said...

2:36 Yep, you’re right. Ever since Archie Manning received some Heisman votes a half a century ago, Ole Miss fans have thought that every subsequent quarterback was going to lead them back to the promised land. Of course, the truth of that hallowed promised land is that Archie had nine more interceptions than touchdowns, went 15-7 in his last two years, did not win any SEC titles, and was whipped by USM. Can you say delusional? The SEC has moved on into the 21st century; apparently Ole Miss has to cheat in a pathetic effort to keep up.

Anonymous said...

Is Sean Patterson still the Senior Player Personnel Analyst?

Anonymous said...

Why didn’t he just go to Mississippi State if he loves losing to rivals so much?

Anonymous said...

MSU clearly has the screwed up institution and fan base...

http://winningcureseverything.com/social-media-transfers-lee-tyner-e-mails-ole-miss-depth-interview-attorney-tom-mars/

Anonymous said...

@ 6:53, I am pretty sure that 2 or 3 of Archie’s losses came when he had a broken arm and played with one arm.

As TSUN Turns - Chapter 4 said...

The same whiney OM titty-baby commenting multiple times about MSU. Get over it Tassle-Loafer-Whiney-Bitch. This is all the doings of YOUR school and has nothing to do with MSU. But, you're like the momma in Jackson who wants to blame society for her kid being in prison.

Anonymous said...

"Why didn’t he just go to Mississippi State if he loves losing to rivals so much?"

Ah...8:43; you're not very good at details are you? Check out the win-loss records for the past 25 years of the Egg Bowl. Or the past 10. Pretty much a toss-up except for the quarter century mark. And we ARE talking about relevant time period here.

Anonymous said...

Now the delusional Rebs are hanging their hat on the Rebel Rags lawsuit. They are soooo excited about getting to depose "lying Leo" and more. Can't wait to find out who really gave "lying Leo" the $ to attend State. Two questions for the legal minds here, 1) Depositions work both ways, right? Rebs will also be under oath, correct? 2) And since the Rebel Rags suit is about free merchandise from the store can they bring up who paid who to attend where? What does that have to do with free merchandise? Thanks legal people.

Mullins said...

DING DING DING! We have a winner! Way to go, 6:09! You win a free Bulldog Blitz t-shirt which you can pick up at Malfunction Junction next year.

Now, let's all do the Dawg Pound Rock!

Starkvegas Fashion Plate said...

Tassle(sic)-Loafer-Whiney-Bitch

Yeah, you're right. I'm going to change my wardrobe today! No more tassel loafers and Brooks Brothers shirts for me! No sir!

Starting tomorrow I'll be wearing only untucked Columbia PFG shirts in various shades of maroon, with Carhartt Weathered Ducks for dress-up and Faded Glory mom jeans for game day.

Shoes? Nothing you have to shine! Top it off with a pair of Costa Del Mars set on the brim of my MSU ball cap.

Hey, you gotta LOOK like a St. Petersburg Bowl Champ if you wanna BE a St. Petersburg Bowl Champ!

DAK DAK DAK DAK DAK DAK DAK!!!!

Anonymous said...

Leave that boy alone, anybody who has a half a brain leaves this good forsaken state.

Anonymous said...

I do hope 4:31 got some rest last night. He's such an angry young man, so hate filled, screechy and passionate about the cesspool where he hangs on game-day. Maybe half a gallon of really expensive whiskey will get him self-medicated.

Anonymous said...

Poor little brother. So excited to see our 2nd string QB leave so he can get some playing time. So obsessed about the the “Ole Piss Beats”. Meanwhile the NCAA is moving to Starkville as we speak.

Anonymous said...

Sure they are 10:27. And somehow your illusion will take the pain away for the RebBear faithful. As the chief investigator said on Finebaum's show two days ago, "This has been the culture at the university for three decades". Still wanta blame your downfall on the University that owns this state?

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