Thursday, December 28, 2017

Gooses & ganders at Vanity Fair

Vanity Fair mistakenly produced a satirical video about Hillary Clinton this week. The word "mistakenly" is used because Vanity Fair predictably caught hell from the same people who probably _______ every time Alec Baldwin parodies Donald Trump on Saturday Night Live.  Did Vanity Fair go too far? We report, you decide.  Watch the video for yourself.




Unfortunately, satirists today are rarely equal to their satire as  Vanity Fair apologized, yes, apologized, to Hillary:

“It was an attempt at humor and we regret that it missed the mark.”
So did the "apology."   Of course, these same bed-wetters strangely remained silent when Vanity Fair produced a similar video about President Trump nearly a year ago using the same actors and actresses.



11 comments:

StarRider said...

Not funny, not witty, not entertaining. Either one. The money spent could have fed a few kids somewhere, but no they blew it on these two wastes of time.

Anonymous said...

I thought it was very funny and highly accurate. I agree with Howard Dean asking the current old democratic leaders to step down. Problem is... there is currently no leadership in the waiting apart from Tim Ryan of Ohio.. he even said last month that democrats have become a bit coastal party rather than national. Mid west is gone and only Washington state Oregon California and NY Massachusetts (new England states) remain blue.

Anonymous said...

Too kind to a very evil person

Louis LeFleur said...

Non event. Not really worth the effort, but mildly amusing and nothing to aplogize for.

Anonymous said...

Ditto to Louis LeFleur.

Anonymous said...

Worth a chuckle......

Anonymous said...

Well...they are on HRC's radar screen now. Death count for her is 96. I guess they don't remember How Vince Foster died did they?

Anonymous said...

The ugly little guy in the second video, saying "try letting your hair go natural" is an absolute DOG TURD. And notice the filthy greasemop on top of that hideous creature's head.

In fact, ALL those ugly little things making the resolutions, are truly PITIFUL. Donald is over 70, and he's easily as attractive as any of those twentysomethings. Donald doesn't even lift weights, and STILL, he looks better than any of those creatures. Truly, they ought to commit mass suicide.

Oh, and could someone paraphrase the first video for me? I'm not about to click on it, and help give Vanity Fair the idea that their dreck is more popular than it actually is. Vanity Fair used to be a pretty good magazine, when Dominick Dunne was writing for it. But I haven't bought that rag, since their first "Africa Issue".

Anonymous said...

It's great comedy until it's making fun of the left. Just like the left claimed politicians kids are off limits until a Republican gets in the white house. Bottom line is this... I lived in San Francisco for 14 years. It's a rich only liberal city. They ran the blacks out long long ago and just white homeless kids galore and wealthy ivy league grads. Liberalism is purely a mental disorder!!!

Anonymous said...

7:44 pm " he's easily as attractive as ..."???? You must be legally blind.
At any rate, most of the 70+ year old men I know are far more attractive than The Donald. They aren't fat and aren't orange and better bald than that extreme comb over.

It's good comedy and so is SNL.

The hypocrisy from the right and left truly amazing. There's sure a lot of convenient memory loss on both sides.

Louis LeFleur said...

Hey, wait just a minute there, Kingfish! It just hit me: You "said" gooses instead of geese. There ain't no such (proper) word as gooses. :)

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