Monday, June 5, 2017

HCSO employee arrested for DUI

Clinton police arrested an employee of the Hinds County Sheriff's Office Saturday for DUI. Al Shurden is a detention officer at the Work Center. He was released on bond. 


Anonymous said...

And....the work center has been closed several months hasn't it?

What's he been doing all this time, bar hopping?

Anonymous said...

The sharks are circling.

Anonymous said...

Yes we are..he's been a drunk for a long time, he's lucky he just got popped.

Anonymous said...

Marydale Drive? I used to hang out in that area in the 70s.

Victor aside, good job CPD

Anonymous said...

Victor will probably promote him.

Anonymous said...

Nah, he'll claim he's an addict (which he is) and he'll apply for help through the county's Employee Assistance Program and he'll keep his job for as long as he wants. There was an old drunk who worked for Clinton PD and the MS Bureau of Narcotics who went through rehab at least three times (on our dime) and he stayed employed until he was fired for something else - I'm a big fan of "one and done," clean up or ship out...

Anonymous said...

I thought HCSO peoples was immune from dui arrestes!!!!

Anonymous said...

Don't drink and drive in Clinton. It's simple. They have every entry point under patrol or check point on weekends.

Anonymous said...

You don't ask for assistance AFTER being popped and expect automatic eligibility for employee assistance programs to save your hide. That typically must be done independent of any arrest or otherwise being 'caught'. But, depends on the pattern and practice of the particular employer.

Maybe he's one of the mystery employees who was on duty at 55 Kroger that infamous night, that nobody can find or I.D.

Anonymous said...

12:01 - I doubt any of these rules apply, I've found that in Mississippi there's always a way around EVERYTHING, and it's usually based on some embarrassing shit you know about your boss (not judgin' just sayin').

Several years ago I was doing an audit of an agency in the state, I called attention to an ongoing issue relating to non-compliance with SPB procedures; I was told by a pretty high-ranking person at the SPB that "if they've been doing it the wrong way for long enough, it's just part of how they operate and we really can't hold them accountable," thus the affected employee can't file a complaint.

Nice, huh...this folks, is what your tax dollars are paying for.

Anonymous said...

SPB has nothing to do with the HCSO other than the county making PERS contributions. Otherwise, not sure which SPB 'procedures' you think are applicable.

Louis LeFleur said...

10:38, I don't see where 8:54 was trying to make any connection between SPB and HCSO.

Anonymous said...

Then what was the point of his post?

Anonymous said...

DUI laws are rigged
a cop can write your for DUI "other" due to taking an antihistamine
bottom line is you should only drink at home
funny I still see all the high end bars full of you sanctimonious assholes

Anonymous said...

Tad judgemental, aren't you?

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