Friday, September 12, 2014

Whooooooooo will it be?

Several Republican sources said the Mississippi Republican Party was going to hire Kirk Sims as the new executive director.  The scuttlebutt went along the lines of Senator Wicker tried to get the Governor to hire him back as he was once Chief of Staff.  The Governor said no. However, Mr. Sims was going to parachute into the job over at MSGOP.  Cottonmouth ran with the rumors in a post yesterday.


However, Mississippi Republican Party Chairman Joe Nosef just told JJ that there was no truth to the rumors and that it was "absolutely not true" that Mr. Sims would be the new executive director.  Mr. Nosef said he was helping the party but would not take a formal position. Other Republican sources said the rumors about the Governor and Senator's involvement was not true as well.

Posted by Kingfish at 10:03 AM

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sims is a POS. He pissed off more people in his tenure with Bryant you couldn't begin to count. If his daddy in law wasn't the senator you wouldn't even know his name.

September 12, 2014 at 11:11 AM
clintonrebel said...

If Kirk Simms accomplishes that, I'm jumping on the Chris McDaniel band wagon. Good ole boy networking is one thing, but good ole boy incompetence is what this is. We would not be in this mess with the Senate seat had Simms not been thrown in the deep water without his water wings.

September 12, 2014 at 11:21 AM
Anonymous said...

Don't think the party needs any more help from Nosef.

September 12, 2014 at 11:24 AM
Anonymous said...

I heard Chris McDaniel would be the new executive director of the MS Republican Party. He doesn't have the support of any of the members of the party executive committee, but he plans to file suit to be declared the executive director. On what basis? Because the executive committee isn't composed of true American patriot conservative republicans and, thus, their votes regarding who should be the executive director must be disregarded. Although no executive committeeman plans to cast a vote for McDaniel, Attorney Tyner has done the math, and determined that McDaniel would garner a solid majority if only Chris McDaniel supporters are allowed to vote.

September 12, 2014 at 11:27 AM
Anonymous said...

Ding ding ding 11:27am.
We have a winner!

September 12, 2014 at 11:58 AM
Anonymous said...

I heard he will be hired to get hammered and throw up at major fundraising functions, in addition to some boxing seminars.

September 12, 2014 at 5:52 PM
Anonymous said...

Say it ain't so! I want to see the pictures this Sims lush has on Bryant or Wicker or both. Small boy....dead woman....which is it?

September 12, 2014 at 5:58 PM
Anonymous said...

Bryant should have fired Kirk when he assaulted one of his staffers.....forget him being incompetent, egomaniacal, and completely ineffective. He was impossible to work with and if I were on Bryant's staff, I would put in my resignation if he is brought back in. He allegedly also assaulted a staffer while working for Wicker in DC. CAN YOU SAY "Anger Management"? What is Phil thinking? This guy needs to go in the real world and get a job! Public service ain't yo thang buddy!

September 12, 2014 at 6:04 PM
Anonymous said...


6:04 PM sounds like that whackjob 'Adam' who calls into all the radio talk shows in the Jackson metro 24/7/365.

That dude needs to be in Whitfield!!!!!!!!!!

6:04 PM isn't on Bryant's staff but knows for a fact that Simms is guilty as charged.

Phil? You reading this?

One of the anonymous whacked out of their mind jobs at KF's Palace of Anonymous Anonymity is saying that Simms is wrong, wrong, wrong.

You reading this Phil? Are you paying attention?

Why isn't one of your damn ads here Phil?

ROFLMAO

September 12, 2014 at 6:52 PM
Anonymous said...

Obviously the above post got through but not mine

September 12, 2014 at 7:53 PM

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