Thursday, September 11, 2014

Graham & Stokes are at it again

Graham and Stokes are at it again. The Byram-Clinton corridor project is rolling forward despite Kenneth's best efforts to stop it. However, there is the matter of creating a wastewater district. The district will be a very good source of revenue for the project. However, an attorney is needed to create the district. The hiring of an attorney, Stokes, Graham, what could possibly go wrong.




Supervisors Peggy Hobson-Calhoun and Tony Greer attempted to hire attorney Keith Turner of Watkins & Eager. Mr. Turner is generally considered to be the best environmental law attorney in the state. However, Supervisor Darrell McQuirter's wife works at the same law firm so Mr. McQuirter has to recuse himself from the discussion and vote. The retention of Mr. Turner failed on a 2-2 vote as Stokes and Graham voted against the hire.


Kingfish note: That was the news, now for the opinion. It seems the old politics is at play as several sources said the two supervisors want to hire attorney Tony Gaylor. Mr. Gaylor has no expertise in environmental law. He was the interim board attorney from 2012 to 2013. Frankly, he was one of the more incompetent government attorneys this correspondent ever witnessed as his standard answer for most questions was "let me check with the A.G.'s office" or "ask for an opinion from the A.G.".* He is one of those attorneys who needs government work in order to survive. However, certain politicians do not care about competence or excellence.  Can't imagine why. 


*For those thinking of accusing me of racism, let it be said that Madison County Board Attorney Mike Espy rarely gives that answer but instead quotes the law on the spot. Maybe thats why Mr. Espy has a stable of private clients and doesn't need government clients to survive.

Posted by Kingfish at 9:41 AM

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Okay, how about hiring what is generally considered to be the (2nd) best environmental law attorney in the state who isn't associated with the firm where McQuirter's wife is employed and just get the damn job done.

I mean, c'mon Kingfish. Are you really telling us that McQuirter, Greer and Hobson-Calhoun couldn't see that deadlocked 2-2 vote coming from a mile away?

PLLLEEEAAASSEEE get real.

September 11, 2014 at 10:09 AM
Anonymous said...

since the legend and stokzilla have been against the byram-clinton corridor since the beginning, they shouldn't even be allowed to vote on the attorney hire.

September 11, 2014 at 10:28 AM
Kingfish said...

Good point. Seriously. Good answer.


Graham met with Turner, told him he'd support him. Told the others he would as well. Backstabbed them on the vote. Surprised?

Keep in mind you are talking about a specialized area of practice. Like patent law, there aren't that many out there. Keith Turner and Trudy Allen got the majority of the work in the area because of their expertise. Ms. Allen died last year.

September 11, 2014 at 10:39 AM
Anonymous said...

Graham met with Turner, told him he'd support him. Told the others he would as well. Backstabbed them on the vote. Surprised?

ONLY fools believe a damn thing Graham tells them.

I mean, they are talking to a serial police officer impersonator who travels the country telling outright lies about his career as a sworn police officer, a Lieutenant no less, and the other members of the BOS truly believe that Graham's deals and commits in good faith?

Good Lord help us Hinds Countians.

September 11, 2014 at 10:57 AM
Anonymous said...

This is the first time I have ever agreed with a Stokes involving a controversial vote.

September 11, 2014 at 2:20 PM
Anonymous said...

2;20 - just curious. What is it in Stokes vote that you support? Don't know about the sleazebag, ooops, sorry - lawyer - that they presented but I do know about Gaylor's incompetence.

Would be interested - really - in knowing why you support Stokes (and by default, Grahams) vote.

September 11, 2014 at 7:13 PM
Anonymous said...

Stokes and Graham need to keep the 'man' down in order to stay elected. Look at what happened--those Clinton folk elected someone who cares about the people of Hinds county more than the bills in his wallet...can't have that no mo.

September 12, 2014 at 1:21 PM

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