Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Out today.

Out sick today. Enjoy the weather. Go to Keifers, go picnic, go to the range. Be back tomorrow.

Sent from my BlackBerry Q10.

29 comments:

stilettoGOP said...

SAVE FERRIS

Anonymous said...

Let my Cameron go........

Anonymous said...

Y'all checked WLBT today? Anyone else see the irony in the City of Jackson giving the key to the city to a convicted felon gangster rapper. They might as well. One of his homies will come along and pick the lock anyways. But really, it's like giving the key to an outhouse... I could go on and on.

Anonymous said...


Another dead restaurant in downtown Jackustan

Anonymous said...

1:18
Lol

Anonymous said...

If he has turned his life around and is trying to advise kids to NOT make the mistakes he made when he was younger then I think the, ahem, CHRISTIAN thing to do is to forgive him (you know, like it says in the Bible) and support his current efforts.

If he turns out to be a lying hypocrite then by all means hang him - being forgiving doesn't mean being stupid.

Picka Lock said...

How many convicted felons are on the city payroll now? Louis Armstrong is one. There are others.

Anonymous said...

Get better quickly, KingFish. We miss you already.

Anonymous said...

Does your illness have anything to do with the WHOOPIN that Mississippi State put on LSU. LOL

Anonymous said...

Don't know much about his music, but I remember them talking about T.I. on First Take earlier this summer after he got into a fight with Floyd Mayweather. What an idiot. So much for turning things around.

Anonymous said...

Take a cab if you go to Keifer's. There has been an astounding number of car thefts in the Keifer's parking lot. I have no motivation to post this other than my frustration that three people I know have had their cars/trucks stolen there this year. Kingfish, please do a story on this. Keifer's has no video, and refuses to station security in the lot or install security cameras. It seems as if ownership couldn't care less about the issue. Look into it, Kingfish, please.

Anonymous said...

@ 2:51 - Good luck parking in there as well. Since they wanted to get 1-2 more spaces in their parking, they made every space ridiculously narrow. I go to Krilakis in Ridgeland now.

Anonymous said...

"Does your illness have anything to do with the WHOOPIN that Mississippi State put on LSU. LOL"

Could be an epidemic brewing 'round these parts :-)

Anonymous said...

Someone should do an investigation into how much money Baptist managment spends a day at the Manship.

Anonymous said...

@6:24

They're a private hospital. Mind your business, nosey.

Anonymous said...

If Kiefer's isn't working out -- and if you aren't Jewish, apparently -- you could try Wraps. They should have plenty of space after the recent unpleasantness, at least until the local A-rab community learns of the owner's alleged anti-Semitism and starts spending their Shekels, Dinars, etc. there.

Anonymous said...

If you're feeling ill, listen to some of the uplifting Christian music made by the man to whom your preacher mayor is awarding the key to the city today. I'm sure it will raise your spirit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdsTUfDTEhQ

Anonymous said...

"They're a private hospital. Mind your business, nosey."

If they're wasting money, or spending it on personal stuff, their donors would probably appreciate knowing.

Ask how the donor who gave $2 million for a fetal surgery center at UMMC feels after the administration ran off the fetal surgeon they recruited. That involved a (huge) private donation plus tax money wasted by administrators at "Mississippi's Only Children's Hospital".

Anonymous said...

That's between that donor and the hospital. It has, literally, zero to do with you.

You're welcome to give money to the hospital and call the board all you'd like... or read their 990s... file a complaint with the secretary of state or whatever you'd like. But it's a private organization.

I agree with the other guy. Mind your business, nosey.

Anonymous said...

OK, Kingfish.....time to get well....drink some whiskey and sweat it out.....I'm going into news withdrawal here. Need a jackassery IV.........

Anonymous said...

2:33 It is my business.

Why? That's none of YOUR business. Suffice to say many contracts were breached as a result of this fiasco.

And - this probably goes over your head too - this one is a PUBLIC, taxpayer-supported hospital, and taxpayer dollars were also wasted. Any taxpayer has a right to know how his/her hard-earned money was burned. Obama phone recipients probably don't get as upset about this topic.

Anonymous said...

Hope it's not west nile.

Anonymous said...

What's an Obama phone? the whole thing began back in 1996 when the Federal Communications Commission authorized the programs for landline phones. At that time it provided discounts on landline phones only, for obvious reasons.

So, the subsidization of phones began under President Clinton, and has continued under Presidents Bush and Obama.

Over that time, the usage of cell phones rose and the costs came down. Assuming one believes in the Lifeline program in the first place, and remembering that the FCC has mandated the program, it only makes sense to expand the phone assistance program to include cell phones. So, in 2008 the first application of this program for mobile phones began when a company called Tracfone started their Safelink Wireless service in Tennessee.

Aha, some say, that’s the same year Obama was elected! Well, that’s true. But the service in Tennessee was launched three months prior to Obama being elected. And that means the discussion and approval of the extension of the program occurred under President Bush’s watch.

The Bush Phone, anyone?

Anonymous said...

3:19 Anyone using the phrase "Obama phone" = surefire sign of limited intelligence.

4:12 The lifeline program for landline phones started in 1985, during the *gasp* Reagan administration.

Anonymous said...

Dorsey Carson is a great person. I've known him for over 30 years. We need him on the council.

Anonymous said...

Need a jackassery IV.........

Granny is around to give you a jackassery colonic. Same concept, different approach, superior cleansing result.

Because, never forget, she was a beauty queen and men years younger are still hitting on her.

Anonymous said...

7:25 Who the hell brought up The Tundra Twatwaffle, Sarah Lou Palin? Only true baggers would hit that these days. Of course, being the perpetual loser these days, she did "endorse" McDumbass.

Anonymous said...

Hope it's not ebola

Anonymous said...

Swipe the corporate credit card, you just bought a bunch of cardiologists.



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