Sunday, August 17, 2014

Dumbass of the day: Huffpo version

Straight from  the Huffpo's Justice Reporter's Twitter page and he was not joking:





28 comments:

Anonymous said...

What an idiot - they were probably using those earplugs so they didn't have to listen to him any longer. Would someone with a twitter account post the above as a reply for me?

Anonymous said...

No.....
This is rubber bullets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dTnvhGHDGA

Anonymous said...

Obviously this person has never been around heavy machinery or a landscaping crew using leaf blowers, chain saws and lawn mowers. This is just sad on many levels. Someone needs to get out more.

Anonymous said...

I believe these are highly specialized rubber bullets that are only effective if aimed directly at the ear canal.

Anonymous said...

someone, somewhere will confirm this and spread rumors. have you read the "tweets" about the riots? speculation-gets restated as fact. its just not helping anything in that situation. social media is fine for keeping up with friends and seeing what stars ate for dinner- but the ferguson situation clearly shows how twitter is not a reliable media outlet. i know-good luck convincing anyone under 35 of that one...to them twitter is indispensible.

Anonymous said...

Anybody noticed that Ferguson and Cliven Bundy are exactly the same story? Just switch Fox with HuffPo.

The story of media jumping to conclusions by deciding somebody they know nothing about is both a victim and and a saint? And the low paid civil servants like cops and BLM rangers are pure forces of evil in the melodrama ?

Anonymous said...

Love it that some of the bloggers are pots calling the kettle black

ROFL

Anonymous said...

Anybody noticed that Ferguson and Cliven Bundy are exactly the same story?

Not the same.

Mid-Life Lawyer said...

And you are aware this is one of the seasoned reporters who was so unconstitutionally and bruttally handcuffed and detained for 15 minutes or so after he and his buddy drug their feet when the police where trying to evacuate the area, including the McDonald's they were in. This guy is probably going to win the Pulitzer Prize.

Scooter Dempsey said...

I look for Jerry Mitchell to join Al and Jesse. Especially if there's any remote chance of an editorial prize or honorable mention for peace-advocate.

Wait! The shooter was a black man. Cancel the flight Jerry.

Kingfish said...

Mid life, so?

He still thought they were bullets.

Bill Dees said...

KF, I'm pretty sure Mid-Life's comment was pure sarcasm.

Anonymous said...

People should definitely be paying closer attention to the events in ferguson. They illustrate just how quickly an impoverished black community can transform into anarchy. They also illustrate the heavy handed military equipment that our state and local police have acquired, and are anxious to use on we the people.

Also, whatever happened to the JPD officers who committed police brutality at the St. Paddy's day parade last year? They are still employed with the police department, 'keeping us safe'. Correct?

Anonymous said...

At least he asked, instead of just writing his story.

But yeah, not gun-literate.

Mid-Life Lawyer said...

Bill Dees is correct. You would have thought those two guys had parachuted into Saigon after the fall and stood up to the Viet Cong the way they and some of their media brothers carried on.

Anonymous said...

Ferguson is just a small example of what is going to happen when the federal teat runs dry.

Johnny Weir said...

Great Post 6:54 PM....I
absolutely HATE the huffington post. 1.) They a super liberal. 2.) Their website bogs down my computer. 3.)Poor reporting.

Anonymous said...

Talk about living down to ethnic stereotypes...

Anonymous said...

Bundy Ranch and MIke Brown are nothing alike at all.

4:40 is wrong too. This could never happen in Jackson, who would the thugs protest against? JPD is nothing but thugs as well.

Anonymous said...

Isn't this the ass-hat that is consistently making himself part of the story?

Anonymous said...

8:13 am

No, it is neither Alex Jones nor Chuckie C. Johnson.

Anonymous said...

"This could never happen in Jackson, who would the thugs protest against? "

Doesn't matter - they would burn down the local convenience stores (the local version of the QT that burned down the first night of rioting in Ferguson) taking away one of the last employers in the neighborhood; one that was not involved at all in the initial problem.

In summary, they would destroy whatever they could, for no reason whatsoever. That's why I would never invest in a business located in such a neighborhood.

Anonymous said...

9:08 PM

I think I see what the guy was saying about Bundy/Brown. Both cases are cast as being about overreaching government. Both involve militarized law enforcement. In both cases the authorities were intimidated by crowds. In both cases the "victim" was they darling of the media for a while.

One difference is Fox dropped Bundy like a hot potato when he opened his mouth. HuffPo still continues to portray Brown as a total innocent.

Anonymous said...

3:10

WRONG. Bundy recognized law enforcement at the City, County, and state level. If the sheriff had asked the protestors to back down, they would have. Bundy just didn't recognize the made up law enforcement agency of BLM. The negroes in Ferguson hate all cops.

Anonymous said...

4:33

Have you forgotten that 2 of the Bundy protesters, 2 who actually had stayed at the Bundy ranch for several weeks, went into Las Vegas and killed 2 policemen?

It sounds like they hated cops even more than "the negros in Ferguson".

How then, could you say these people would have backed down "if the sheriff had asked"?

Anonymous said...

7:42

the two people in question were not at the bundy ranch for several weeks. Where in the world did you read that? They were there three days, if that, identified as loonies, and asked to leave.

Anonymous said...

In one ear. Out the other.

They kinda WORK like rubber bullets, if you have a lot of p.s.i. between the insertion-points of a pair of them.

Anonymous said...

Bundy stole grass from the public. Brown stole cigars from a store. Brown's supports are Black Panthers with a history of killing cops. Bundy supporters are "Sov Cits" with a history of killing cops.

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