Jackson Jambalaya

Uhh, I think you meant: "Trooper Rear-Ended by Driver of 18-Wheeler."

On a side note, this should make everyone at the JFP happy since it's homosexual, interracial, and law enforcement is getting screwed.

My question is - Does Phil know?

The NFL condones this behavior.

Mississippi Highway Patrol....Helping those in need!

MHP-Men Hating P&$$#

GT4LEA, The Gay Truckers for Law Enforcement Association will hold its annual dinner and dance this month at Jack and Jill's in Jackson, MS. It's BYOT,(Bring Your Own Trooper).

I think the cat is out of the bag now on HOW TO GET OUT OF A TICKET!

There is a secret code phrase if you want to pass through a MHP roadblock. If the Trooper yells "STOP"....You have to shout back "IN THE NAME OF LOVE"!

Word is that Trooper Redfruit now works in the Batesville district.

National Geographic Channel just stopped production on the new reality TV show they were doing with the Mississippi Highway Patrol. They said they were already doing one with San Francisco PD called "Tooty Fruity PD" and they thought the Mississippi Highway Patrol Show was just to similar to the other.

ON THE LONELY ROADS IN THE LAND OF MAGNOLIAS AND COTTON. WHERE THE DAYS ARE HOT BUT THE NIGHTS ARE EVEN HOTTER. LOVE CAN BE HARD TO FIND. BUT ONE MANS QUEST FOR COMPANIONSHIP WILL TAKE HIM INTO THE DARK GARDEN OF THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT. THIS SUMMER AN EPIC STORY OF LOVE SOUGHT, LOVE FOUND AND LOVE LOST. TWO MEN. BOUND BY A COMMON DESIRE. TORN APART BY CIRCUMSTANCE. AN EPIC MOVIE FOR THE AGES. STARRING RANDY REDD AS TROOPER JOHN AND BIG DADDY DICKENS AS TRUCKER X.......THIS IS THE BLOCKBUSTER OF THE SUMMER. "BACKDOOR MAN" this movie is not yet rated.

Best comments ever.

Now thats a big ten inch, whoops!! I mean 10-4 good buddy.

I wonder who was the rubber duck

"The room's startin' to spin... 'cause of the gayness..." -Ricky Bobby

I think MDOT is "right" yet wrong on this decision. In a sense, they're trying to be politically correct in this matter. Although in my opinion, any law enforcement officer caught engaging in any form of sexual relations while on duty should be terminated. If the officer was off duty then it doesn't matter who he does (or who does him) if he is off. However, I presume he was on duty because of the where the relationship was carried through and the fact that he had his cruiser. However, if they have NOT terminate any troopers for engaging in heterosexual relations, then they shouldn't terminate this trooper because he was caught engaging in homosexual relation. If they do terminate this trooper for engaging in homosexual relations but failed to terminate other troopers for engaging in heterosexual relationships, then this could open up a can of worms and negative publicity. Basically, if it is their practice not to terminate officers for engaging in sexual relations on duty, then they should not terminate this trooper. However, in my opinion, any officer caught engaging in sexual relations on duty should be terminated whether it be homosexual or heterosexual.

MDOT?

Saying MDOT was incorrect and was a mistake.

KF...please don't allow any comments from people like 5:28. Obviously they can not get facts straight and are WAY to serious. This is one of the best stories ever for humorous banter. If it ain't funny don't post it. Im writing some of my best stuff on here and I don't need anyone killing my buzz!!!!

KF...please don't allow any comments from people like 5:28. Obviously they can not get facts straight and are WAY to serious. This is one of the best stories ever for humorous banter. If it ain't funny don't post it. Im writing some of my best stuff on here and I don't need anyone killing my buzz!!!!

Word I heard was that the truck driver was wearing the trooper's (smokey-the-bear) hat while they were negotiating the terms of the trooper/trucker enforcement program.

What I wanted to know, but nobody seems to have the facts, is why were they off in the woods? Certainly the 18-wheeler should have had a sleeper compartment - or is the MHP using the 'cheap rigs' for their spying on the casual driver from above?

Those weigh stations have not been abandoned. The mission for those locations is now to measure and accomodate other types of loads which also must be closely inspected.

"You have a right to remain silent. Slightly-muffled moaning will not be held against you."

Can you say T-Boned up on content?

On a side note, this should make everyone at the JFP happy since it's homosexual, interracial, and law enforcement is getting screwed.

I wonder how tolerant of my ass they would be...

Smokey in the Bandit

And then I said "I'm going to have to frisk you for officer safety!"

The officer was demoted, suspended for 10 days, but is back in service in the Brookhaven District - protecting all the Bubbas out there! When they interviewed his wife, she told them that she was aware of his tendencies. Santa Cruz just recently promoted him to Master Seargent. The other MHP officer from the same District that was accused of rape in early April has quietly "retired". he was trying to help the female with a ticket he was giving her. There needs to be an investigation at MHP! Come on Cowboy Phil - or do you condone what is going on out there?

"I guess that was a gun in your pocket"

"Watch those speed bumps as you pull out of here!"

Now I know why people are standing in line to get into Trooper school

Leave it up to KaptKangaroo to mention his ass during this topic.

Trooper Redfruit had requested and was granted permission from dispatch to take a one hour lunch. He was not on duty, lunch. There is a cell phone video recording that was taken by the M.D.O.T. employee.

I bet the trucker used the emergency cell phone number of "#MHP ###MHP"

Not a single mention of the lootinerant gubner, who, when interviewed by Berrrrt Case, would only say, "I tole you".

I am so proud of my fellow commenters. I planted the seed of humor and now we have a flourishing garden of beautiful blooming wisecrackers. Now can someone write a musical? The title is "The Trooper and the Tramp". Use a Tennessee Williams writing style. We can set it to a Rogers and Hammerstein melody. I smell Broadway calling!!!!!! I see James Prince of the Madison County Journal playing the role as Trooper John. The lonely protector of the good citizens of the great state of Mississippi. Traveling the roads searching for criminals and love. Kenuf Stokes as Trooper X. The rough neck trucker with a penchant for Broadway musicals and a weakness for beta males in uniform. Two opposites. One heart.

Not many people know it, but the Commissioner is a terrific dancer

1 word----"Gross"

The trucker "Lost His Load".

@10:58, Broadway won't get this, someone in the San Pornando Valley will get there first.

What kind of subsidies will the Mississippi Film Office have us on the hook for here?

Lawd have mercy.

Now I'll be thinking about double stuffed oreo's at the McComb Wal Mart.

This could explain those troopers in SUVs headed north on 25 at 85 mph on MSU gamedays. I always thought they had a dignitary in the back seat. Or do they?

They were having an NFL draft party.

You know, I got a ticket that day on I55 and the trooper was really acting like something was up his arse.

the trucker was just listening to that old NWA song- f### the police.

A new term has been coined at the MHP and is awaiting approval from the boss, SantaCruz. "Getting off duty" will be used for certain cirCUMstances. An emergency contract will now be given to Frontier so they can spin all of this to the employees and the public in a new PR release across the state.

On a serious note, I hear that commercial frequently. The MHP's primary goal, they claim, is safety. But, they start the damned commercial with two blasts of a horn. Commercials that include horns blowing and phones ringing are anything but safe for the motoring public. Your knee jerk reaction is to look to see who's blowing their damned horn at you. An unsafe commercial about safety. They've probably pulled the commercial now, but, for other reasons. I wonder if the jerk on the commercial was the jerkoff at the weigh station. He identifies himself as Sergeant xx...xxx.

All jokes aside, which are funny as heck, this is the mentality of cops. I don't know why people give cops some green light to misbehave. These people can kill you are virtually get away with it. They can charge you with a crime and you be innocent. Cops are not your friend.

and you people thought those letters written by MBN employees were just sour grapes.

Back in the 70s, SNL did a series of popular but short-lived comedy sketches. There is one of a dysfuctional family of snake handlers...Dan Akroyd plays the role of a homosexual highway patrolman. I think that there was only one sketch. It, like Captain Ned of the Raging Queen and pedophile Uncle Roy, eneded up on the cutting-room floor. And I thought New Yorkers had a sense of humor.

Wonder what Willie Huff (MDOT Chief of Enforcement) getting out of the deal. When the Trooper was pulling up his pants and putting his weapon back on (his Glock), the MDOT officer told him no - that he was under arrest for indecent behavior - then they each called their supervisors. No arrest, just a attempted cover up by Santa Cruz and maybe MDOT. Santa Cruz - beware - Wille Huff is going to want something, Maybe he has already gotten it??

Kudos to the scribes of the HILARIOUS comments above---some mighty fine funnies up there. I have not laughed this hard since the last Donna-Ladd-bashing session! Ten-Four, good JJ buddies!

I've lived in MS my entire life. I've had many friends that were troopers. Most were good at their jobs, some not so good.

However, today's Troopers are have not been taught professionalism. Many are arrogant pricks and could use a good "weigh station" attitude adjustment!!

The MHP is too unaccountable. These Troopers need a leash put on them.

"a leash put on them"? Head down to the weigh station!

Reflection on the Feel Bryant administration. Bobby Moak is laughing HAO!

Seems some would love to have a leash . . . and maybe a spiked dog collar ?

Rumor has it change is coming to MHP. Officially changing name to Royal Mounted Police.

This article explains alot. I was passing by that very area when this was going on, and I kept hearing, in a LOUD voice....
OTAY!!!!
OTAY!!!!
OTAY!!!!

He puts the interdict in interdiction task force.

Mississippi Dept of Transportation Enforcement found these guys...I guess the blue code of silence went out the window.

I guess if the cab is a-rockin' don't come a-knockin'!"

After reading the article, went to the local store and saw two troopers sitting down inside store. They were sitting facing each other and one of them licked his lips. I immediately said gross but quickly noticed he had a piece of chicken in his hand.

mortified the shade of Richard Barrett.

The Trooper broke Barrett's Cardinal Rule:Touch But Don't Collide!

Just curious KF? What local media is covering this story???

Where is "Warren Strain" ? He usually speaks for MS Dept.of Public Safety.The trooper says Reparations my ass,to which the Trucker replies,"that's what I'm talkin' bout.

This new recruitment class will be sweet as sugar.

The troopers of the Mississippi Highway Patrol make the Reno 911 Sheriff's Department troopers look like choirboys.

So, when you next see a trooper, make a circle with your thumb and index finger of one hand. And with your other index finger, poke it really fast, over and over, through the circle. Sling some gravel and wink. Report back.

Imagine the interstate CB radio traffic. I don't have a CB any more but would love to listen in for a few days.

Adds new meaning to the phrase:

"We got us a convoy!"

Maybe when he got busted it was like the movie Something About Mary... "I was just peeing"..
In the words of Sheriff Buford T. Justice - "there's no way you could come from my loins".

Troopers are some of the dumbest people out there. They go through a frat styles hazing to become troopers but are not taught anything about law or law enforcement. They think they are better than any other enforcement agencies.

Bet Gallo and JT will blame the Lt. Govenor. If there were more troopers on the road this would not be happening.

44 years ago today they killed two Jackson state students at JSU

Leave it to 6:24 to make it about something other than it is.... its about the pooper trooper not your issue - or maybe???? your issue indeed!

Is this the same organization that busted the 'rest stop' activity going on all around the state?

3:54; Yes, it is. The cops didn't want civilians horning in on their territory.

I want to dedicate the song I fell in love in the back of a cop car to all those troopers out there

You can't blame Tater for this - Phil Bryant is the one who kept Santa Cruz. Wonder if Santa Cruz has something on Phil - maybe the 2013 St. Patrick's Day parade at the Mansion???? Oh, that's right - Phil wasn't there!

What about the Trooper and Clerk in Meridian?

Brokeback Patrol

Still trying to make up a Driving Home Trooper Daisy joke but I'm not as good as some of the other jokers above.

What happened at the Mansion ?

Was the black guy wearing the troopers patrol hat during all of this?

Phil's son Patrickd had a St. Patrick's Day that afternoon and into the night with about 20 of his "close friends". The police had to make them quiet down. I don't know if it was Capitol Police or JPD? Does anybody know which one? Phil and Debra were out of town.

What has happened Patrick? I used to see him at Fenians a good bit. I miss seeing him.

These comments were some of the funniest ever posted on JJ.

Trooperboy was later canned. Saw the MDOT officer in court on something else. Just had to go confront him despite being told not to ever do it. It cost him.