Monday, May 12, 2014

You can't make this up: Trooper edition

 Warning: Content is graphic, NSFW, and of a sexual nature.

Looks like a member of the Mississippi Highway Patrol recently engaged in some brotherly love with a trucker he met in the um, trucker-troooper undercover program.


Various sources told JJ that an MDOT agent was traveling south on I-55 around Pike County when he noticed a Mississippi Highway patrol car parked at an abandoned weigh station.  The agent stopped and got out of his car to investigate as he was worried a trooper might be in trouble.  He noticed a commotion in the distance and found a different sort of trouble - a MHP Sergeant engaging in rhythmic sex with a gentleman he met in the undercover program.  Sergeant Redfruit (That is his name for this story.) was facing away from the trucker while he um, remained in the submissive position.  What is even more admirable is that Sergeant Redfruit tried to engage in an act of racial reconciliation as the Sergeant is white and the trucker is black.  No doubt this act of racial reconciliation somewhat atoned for the sins of the Sovereignty Commission and mortified the shade of Richard Barrett.

The Sergeant was suspended and demoted but not fired as one might expect.  One source said the department did not terminate now-Trooper Redfruit, as the department has not fired troopers who were caught  engaging in heterosexual sex over the years.  Thus he was somewhat protected over a notice and due process issue.  In other words, banging the boys on the job is ok because banging the broads on the job had been ok. Nice. A true advancement for gay rights in Mississippi.  The Mississippi Highway Patrol declined to comment on this matter.

JJ was unable to learn if the Department of Public Safety awarded a trillion dollar no-bid contract to Frontier Strategies for the sole purpose of advertising this aspect of the Trooper-Trucker Buddy program.

KF note: This incident did take place although no sources would go on the record. 

85 comments:

Anonymous said...

Uhh, I think you meant: "Trooper Rear-Ended by Driver of 18-Wheeler."

On a side note, this should make everyone at the JFP happy since it's homosexual, interracial, and law enforcement is getting screwed.

Anonymous said...

My question is - Does Phil know?

Anonymous said...

The NFL condones this behavior.

Anonymous said...

Mississippi Highway Patrol....Helping those in need!

Anonymous said...

MHP-Men Hating P&$$#

Anonymous said...

GT4LEA, The Gay Truckers for Law Enforcement Association will hold its annual dinner and dance this month at Jack and Jill's in Jackson, MS. It's BYOT,(Bring Your Own Trooper).

Anonymous said...

I think the cat is out of the bag now on HOW TO GET OUT OF A TICKET!

Anonymous said...

There is a secret code phrase if you want to pass through a MHP roadblock. If the Trooper yells "STOP"....You have to shout back "IN THE NAME OF LOVE"!

Anonymous said...

Word is that Trooper Redfruit now works in the Batesville district.

Anonymous said...

National Geographic Channel just stopped production on the new reality TV show they were doing with the Mississippi Highway Patrol. They said they were already doing one with San Francisco PD called "Tooty Fruity PD" and they thought the Mississippi Highway Patrol Show was just to similar to the other.

Anonymous said...

ON THE LONELY ROADS IN THE LAND OF MAGNOLIAS AND COTTON. WHERE THE DAYS ARE HOT BUT THE NIGHTS ARE EVEN HOTTER. LOVE CAN BE HARD TO FIND. BUT ONE MANS QUEST FOR COMPANIONSHIP WILL TAKE HIM INTO THE DARK GARDEN OF THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT. THIS SUMMER AN EPIC STORY OF LOVE SOUGHT, LOVE FOUND AND LOVE LOST. TWO MEN. BOUND BY A COMMON DESIRE. TORN APART BY CIRCUMSTANCE. AN EPIC MOVIE FOR THE AGES. STARRING RANDY REDD AS TROOPER JOHN AND BIG DADDY DICKENS AS TRUCKER X.......THIS IS THE BLOCKBUSTER OF THE SUMMER. "BACKDOOR MAN" this movie is not yet rated.

Anonymous said...

Best comments ever.

Anonymous said...

Now thats a big ten inch, whoops!! I mean 10-4 good buddy.

Kingfish said...

I wonder who was the rubber duck

Anonymous said...

"The room's startin' to spin... 'cause of the gayness..." -Ricky Bobby

Anonymous said...

I think MDOT is "right" yet wrong on this decision. In a sense, they're trying to be politically correct in this matter. Although in my opinion, any law enforcement officer caught engaging in any form of sexual relations while on duty should be terminated. If the officer was off duty then it doesn't matter who he does (or who does him) if he is off. However, I presume he was on duty because of the where the relationship was carried through and the fact that he had his cruiser. However, if they have NOT terminate any troopers for engaging in heterosexual relations, then they shouldn't terminate this trooper because he was caught engaging in homosexual relation. If they do terminate this trooper for engaging in homosexual relations but failed to terminate other troopers for engaging in heterosexual relationships, then this could open up a can of worms and negative publicity. Basically, if it is their practice not to terminate officers for engaging in sexual relations on duty, then they should not terminate this trooper. However, in my opinion, any officer caught engaging in sexual relations on duty should be terminated whether it be homosexual or heterosexual.

Kingfish said...

MDOT?

Anonymous said...

Saying MDOT was incorrect and was a mistake.

Anonymous said...

KF...please don't allow any comments from people like 5:28. Obviously they can not get facts straight and are WAY to serious. This is one of the best stories ever for humorous banter. If it ain't funny don't post it. Im writing some of my best stuff on here and I don't need anyone killing my buzz!!!!

Anonymous said...

KF...please don't allow any comments from people like 5:28. Obviously they can not get facts straight and are WAY to serious. This is one of the best stories ever for humorous banter. If it ain't funny don't post it. Im writing some of my best stuff on here and I don't need anyone killing my buzz!!!!

Anonymous said...

Word I heard was that the truck driver was wearing the trooper's (smokey-the-bear) hat while they were negotiating the terms of the trooper/trucker enforcement program.

What I wanted to know, but nobody seems to have the facts, is why were they off in the woods? Certainly the 18-wheeler should have had a sleeper compartment - or is the MHP using the 'cheap rigs' for their spying on the casual driver from above?

Anonymous said...

Those weigh stations have not been abandoned. The mission for those locations is now to measure and accomodate other types of loads which also must be closely inspected.

Anonymous said...

"You have a right to remain silent. Slightly-muffled moaning will not be held against you."

KaptKangaroo said...

Can you say T-Boned up on content?

KaptKangaroo said...

On a side note, this should make everyone at the JFP happy since it's homosexual, interracial, and law enforcement is getting screwed.

I wonder how tolerant of my ass they would be...

Anonymous said...

Smokey in the Bandit

noel said...

And then I said "I'm going to have to frisk you for officer safety!"

Anonymous said...

The officer was demoted, suspended for 10 days, but is back in service in the Brookhaven District - protecting all the Bubbas out there! When they interviewed his wife, she told them that she was aware of his tendencies. Santa Cruz just recently promoted him to Master Seargent. The other MHP officer from the same District that was accused of rape in early April has quietly "retired". he was trying to help the female with a ticket he was giving her. There needs to be an investigation at MHP! Come on Cowboy Phil - or do you condone what is going on out there?

Anonymous said...

"I guess that was a gun in your pocket"

Anonymous said...

"Watch those speed bumps as you pull out of here!"

Anonymous said...

Now I know why people are standing in line to get into Trooper school

Anonymous said...

Leave it up to KaptKangaroo to mention his ass during this topic.

Anonymous said...

Trooper Redfruit had requested and was granted permission from dispatch to take a one hour lunch. He was not on duty, lunch. There is a cell phone video recording that was taken by the M.D.O.T. employee.

Anonymous said...

I bet the trucker used the emergency cell phone number of "#MHP ###MHP"

Car 54 said...

Not a single mention of the lootinerant gubner, who, when interviewed by Berrrrt Case, would only say, "I tole you".

Anonymous said...

I am so proud of my fellow commenters. I planted the seed of humor and now we have a flourishing garden of beautiful blooming wisecrackers. Now can someone write a musical? The title is "The Trooper and the Tramp". Use a Tennessee Williams writing style. We can set it to a Rogers and Hammerstein melody. I smell Broadway calling!!!!!! I see James Prince of the Madison County Journal playing the role as Trooper John. The lonely protector of the good citizens of the great state of Mississippi. Traveling the roads searching for criminals and love. Kenuf Stokes as Trooper X. The rough neck trucker with a penchant for Broadway musicals and a weakness for beta males in uniform. Two opposites. One heart.

Kingfish said...

Not many people know it, but the Commissioner is a terrific dancer

Anonymous said...

1 word----"Gross"

Anonymous said...

The trucker "Lost His Load".

Anonymous said...

@10:58, Broadway won't get this, someone in the San Pornando Valley will get there first.

What kind of subsidies will the Mississippi Film Office have us on the hook for here?

Anonymous said...

Lawd have mercy.

Now I'll be thinking about double stuffed oreo's at the McComb Wal Mart.

Break One Nine For Radio Check said...

This could explain those troopers in SUVs headed north on 25 at 85 mph on MSU gamedays. I always thought they had a dignitary in the back seat. Or do they?

Anonymous said...

They were having an NFL draft party.

Anonymous said...

You know, I got a ticket that day on I55 and the trooper was really acting like something was up his arse.

Anonymous said...

the trucker was just listening to that old NWA song- f### the police.

Anonymous said...

A new term has been coined at the MHP and is awaiting approval from the boss, SantaCruz. "Getting off duty" will be used for certain cirCUMstances. An emergency contract will now be given to Frontier so they can spin all of this to the employees and the public in a new PR release across the state.

Hates Horn Blast said...

On a serious note, I hear that commercial frequently. The MHP's primary goal, they claim, is safety. But, they start the damned commercial with two blasts of a horn. Commercials that include horns blowing and phones ringing are anything but safe for the motoring public. Your knee jerk reaction is to look to see who's blowing their damned horn at you. An unsafe commercial about safety. They've probably pulled the commercial now, but, for other reasons. I wonder if the jerk on the commercial was the jerkoff at the weigh station. He identifies himself as Sergeant xx...xxx.

Anonymous said...

All jokes aside, which are funny as heck, this is the mentality of cops. I don't know why people give cops some green light to misbehave. These people can kill you are virtually get away with it. They can charge you with a crime and you be innocent. Cops are not your friend.

Kingfish said...

and you people thought those letters written by MBN employees were just sour grapes.

Pugnacious said...

Back in the 70s, SNL did a series of popular but short-lived comedy sketches. There is one of a dysfuctional family of snake handlers...Dan Akroyd plays the role of a homosexual highway patrolman. I think that there was only one sketch. It, like Captain Ned of the Raging Queen and pedophile Uncle Roy, eneded up on the cutting-room floor. And I thought New Yorkers had a sense of humor.

Anonymous said...

Wonder what Willie Huff (MDOT Chief of Enforcement) getting out of the deal. When the Trooper was pulling up his pants and putting his weapon back on (his Glock), the MDOT officer told him no - that he was under arrest for indecent behavior - then they each called their supervisors. No arrest, just a attempted cover up by Santa Cruz and maybe MDOT. Santa Cruz - beware - Wille Huff is going to want something, Maybe he has already gotten it??

Ophelia said...

Kudos to the scribes of the HILARIOUS comments above---some mighty fine funnies up there. I have not laughed this hard since the last Donna-Ladd-bashing session! Ten-Four, good JJ buddies!

Anonymous said...

I've lived in MS my entire life. I've had many friends that were troopers. Most were good at their jobs, some not so good.

However, today's Troopers are have not been taught professionalism. Many are arrogant pricks and could use a good "weigh station" attitude adjustment!!

The MHP is too unaccountable. These Troopers need a leash put on them.

noel said...

"a leash put on them"? Head down to the weigh station!

Anonymous said...

Reflection on the Feel Bryant administration. Bobby Moak is laughing HAO!

Anonymous said...

Seems some would love to have a leash . . . and maybe a spiked dog collar ?

Anonymous said...

Rumor has it change is coming to MHP. Officially changing name to Royal Mounted Police.

Anonymous said...

This article explains alot. I was passing by that very area when this was going on, and I kept hearing, in a LOUD voice....
OTAY!!!!
OTAY!!!!
OTAY!!!!

Anonymous said...

He puts the interdict in interdiction task force.

Alpha Storm said...

Mississippi Dept of Transportation Enforcement found these guys...I guess the blue code of silence went out the window.

I guess if the cab is a-rockin' don't come a-knockin'!"

Anonymous said...

After reading the article, went to the local store and saw two troopers sitting down inside store. They were sitting facing each other and one of them licked his lips. I immediately said gross but quickly noticed he had a piece of chicken in his hand.

Pugnacious said...

mortified the shade of Richard Barrett.

The Trooper broke Barrett's Cardinal Rule:Touch But Don't Collide!

Anonymous said...

Just curious KF? What local media is covering this story???

Anonymous said...

Where is "Warren Strain" ? He usually speaks for MS Dept.of Public Safety.The trooper says Reparations my ass,to which the Trucker replies,"that's what I'm talkin' bout.

Anonymous said...

This new recruitment class will be sweet as sugar.

Pugnacious said...

The troopers of the Mississippi Highway Patrol make the Reno 911 Sheriff's Department troopers look like choirboys.

Fun With Troopers said...

So, when you next see a trooper, make a circle with your thumb and index finger of one hand. And with your other index finger, poke it really fast, over and over, through the circle. Sling some gravel and wink. Report back.

Dave Dudley said...

Imagine the interstate CB radio traffic. I don't have a CB any more but would love to listen in for a few days.

Anonymous said...

Adds new meaning to the phrase:

"We got us a convoy!"

Anonymous said...

Maybe when he got busted it was like the movie Something About Mary... "I was just peeing"..
In the words of Sheriff Buford T. Justice - "there's no way you could come from my loins".

Anonymous said...

Troopers are some of the dumbest people out there. They go through a frat styles hazing to become troopers but are not taught anything about law or law enforcement. They think they are better than any other enforcement agencies.

Bet Gallo and JT will blame the Lt. Govenor. If there were more troopers on the road this would not be happening.

Anonymous said...

44 years ago today they killed two Jackson state students at JSU

Anonymous said...

Leave it to 6:24 to make it about something other than it is.... its about the pooper trooper not your issue - or maybe???? your issue indeed!

Got A 10-36? said...

Is this the same organization that busted the 'rest stop' activity going on all around the state?

Hello There said...

3:54; Yes, it is. The cops didn't want civilians horning in on their territory.

Anonymous said...

I want to dedicate the song I fell in love in the back of a cop car to all those troopers out there

Anonymous said...

You can't blame Tater for this - Phil Bryant is the one who kept Santa Cruz. Wonder if Santa Cruz has something on Phil - maybe the 2013 St. Patrick's Day parade at the Mansion???? Oh, that's right - Phil wasn't there!

Anonymous said...

What about the Trooper and Clerk in Meridian?

Anonymous said...

Brokeback Patrol

Anonymous said...

Still trying to make up a Driving Home Trooper Daisy joke but I'm not as good as some of the other jokers above.

Anonymous said...

What happened at the Mansion ?

Anonymous said...

Was the black guy wearing the troopers patrol hat during all of this?

Anonymous said...

Phil's son Patrickd had a St. Patrick's Day that afternoon and into the night with about 20 of his "close friends". The police had to make them quiet down. I don't know if it was Capitol Police or JPD? Does anybody know which one? Phil and Debra were out of town.

Anonymous said...

What has happened Patrick? I used to see him at Fenians a good bit. I miss seeing him.

Kingfish said...

These comments were some of the funniest ever posted on JJ.

Trooperboy was later canned. Saw the MDOT officer in court on something else. Just had to go confront him despite being told not to ever do it. It cost him.


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