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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
41 comments:
Many members of the Legislature have more sense than Phil Bryant. He makes them look smart.
What does he do all day now that he is irrelevant?
Phil Bryant cares more about what is good for the tea party than what is good for the state. I am reminded of him every time I watch a family guy episode with mayor Adam West in it. The sooner that tea party loon is out of office, the better. I can only pray that the next person to fill that spot at least has enough sense not to say that satan won when a certain referendum they are in favor of fails (which he did after the personhood vote). Phil Bryant, you are a disgrace.
I say we ban SNL and all go to chik-filet in his support!
LOOK FOR TATER IN THE NEXT GUBER NATORIAL ELECTION. HE COULD WIN; THEN WHAT??
The tea party harpy is back. Grow a brain dude.
Let's see...highly adaptable, have survived for thousands of years without much evolution, faint whenever they're threatened...SNL may have inadvertently stumbled onto our problem.
Let's make this guy a one term Governor and get Tate Reeves in there.
What you peepuls forget is that Feel had a private sector job and a FOUR OH WUNN KAYE!
Phil Bryant is Cliff Finch without the lunch box! Most of us did not have to have SNL to tell us what an embarrassment he is to the State of Mississippi. I, for one, absolutely cringe everytime I see him speak to the media - all sentences end in prepositions! The real issues absolutely elude him. He is as lost as a "ball in high weeds" when it comes to the real issues we face in this state. The real truth is that the blame falls on the voters who cast their votes for him. We had a choice in our Republican candidate from the Gulf Coast, Dave Dennis who is a business owner, an intelligent individual with a vision and leadership abilities who wanted to run this state like a business. The people spoke and we were left with "Bubba", the laughing stock! Shame on the voters who elected him - Now, we all have to live with your mistake!!
ME 12:03 WASN'T ADVOCATING TATER FOR GUVNER. JUST AN OBSERVATION. I DONT THINK TATER IS GOVERNOR MATERIAL AT THIS POINT.
LET'S HOPE NOBODY IN THE PARTY PUSHES TATER INTO DOING SOMETHING HE SHOULDN'T.
I think Phil is doing a GREAT job.
For the record - I did vote for Dave in the primary. Certainly would not want Tate in the office of Governor!
Shadow, I realize you were making a joke in reference to the 401K and that it was part of Bryant's campaign speak - LOL. However, I can not imagine when he had time for that employment. When I first met him in 1980, he was working as a deputy for the Hinds County SO - after that he was elected to the legislature then on to the State Auditor's office to Lt. Gov before he was elected Gov. If he had a job that provided a 401K, it was short lived - since 1980, he has been eating at the public trough.
4:57 and 5:05; what the hell does that mean?
They laugh, but really, would it be any worse? I say it's time we give the possums a chance.
Hissing Possum 2013
Please don't insult the memory of Gov. Cliff Finch & his lunch box.
He was a classic cartoon character. His lunch box / bull dozier campaign was brilliant.
He was doing a fair job until his naked bath-tub photos were released.
Everyone then understood why his wife fired about three rounds of 12 gauge bird-shot into his ass.
Talk about gun control. Can ya say Granny Clampet ?
Cliff recovered and spent his final years driving every afternoon from Batesville to Oxford to hit on
Ole Miss coeds at the famous 1980's bar "The Warehouse" .
I love the history of the Mississippi Democratic party !
WHEN TATER STARTS SHAVING, HE CAN THINK ABOUT BEING ELECTED.
Most that comment around here voted for Dewey Bryant. Guy is such a clown, but does not mean to be, can't help himself, weak DNA. And the "hissing possums" that are the legislature, that was SNL being way to kind to these cretins elected from down here.
Gov. Bryant is far less embarrassing
than anything that the Mississippi Democratic Party can put on display when local news cameras appear
within an arm's length of any of them.
I have never understood one sentence that George Flaggs or Kenny Wayne Jones has ever said.
( kind of like he Stokes couple) .
However, Steve Holland ( the Tupelo Undertaker) appears to be the most unstable of al Mississippi Democrats.
This little man will turn fire red and start dog cussing everything and everyone about any questions at are asked of him.....
9:07 of course. NO ONE is suggesting returning the keys to this state to the Democrats. Get real.
9:55 Perish that thought. I've had enough democrap for a life time. Instead of wasting time hashing over Gov. Bryant, do something productive like finding a way out of the Hinds Co. Bos (all politics is local), Bennie, Obama, and the rest of the left-wingers. They're not going to do anything, but try to bring others down to their level.
To all you numbskulls piling on Phil, he did not ask the Legislature to declare anything illegal. He did ask that no state officer be used to enforce this federal overreach. Maybe if you actually read the news rather than take it spoon fed from leftist comedians, you could speak intelligently, but what should we expect from people who consider hack comedians like Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, and Stephen Colbert to be astute political commentators?
I hope 11:41 took his medication before retiring for the evening. He sounded a little unhinged.
Someone please tell SNL, that Tate is really running the state, but we just can't let Phil now. He is like crazy Uncle Junior from the Sopranos.
11:41 is obviously on Gov. Bryant's staff. It's ok. We know you don't have anything to do either. Except wait and see what Tater will let you do.
Tater is like a kid in a candy shop. I'll agree that he seems to be trying to undermind the gov., and Phil should keep one eye to the rear when dealing with him.
7:19
Sounds like you are equating Phil to Crazy Uncle Joe Biden.
Tater is like a kid in a candy store. He's just trying to undermind the governor. Where does he get off on charter schools?
I bet you $100 SNL does another skit on Phil. This time it will be about guns and the Soviet Union.
8:46 I would equate tater with John Mccain.
9:41 I'm not sure I get the comparison. I think Tate is a moral no man's land. He doesn't personally believe anything except what Haley tells him to do when he calls Tate on the telephone.
Would someone please put Lynn Evans on some psych meds to end her misery.
Aww, c'mom they don't hiss!!!
Wish I could take credit for that but saw it somewhere else.
For a phil fan, he is worse than a disaster, he's irrelevant
Bulls#$% we don't hiss.
Phil is not a smart man. But one thing is for sure, he is smart enough to get the majority of Mississippians that voted to vote for him. Now, who is more stupid?
I'd vote for Elee Reeves...smart AND hot
SNL could probably win another Emmy if they did a sketch about Lynn Fitch.
SNL was right on point! I hope they make fun of the idiots running this state every chance they get.
Hopefully they will do a segment on the Mississippi Dept. of Rehabilitation Services! Now, that would be great. That's the story...
If you are willing to give it up, you get a big job there.
Tate Reeves? Seriously? God help this state. Bryant is a damn idiot and you want Tate next? Please find something to fill the empty space in your head because you obviously don't have a brain.
I have cringed at the sight of most our politicians of either party.
I want to give them subscriptions to GQ or Vogue and the name of a good dentist and hair stylist.
We are 13 years into the 21st century and they look like the last century. I can tell what year they graduated from high school just from how they dress and do their hair.
I know they see presentable people when they have fund raisers and national meetings. Can't they contrast and compare?
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