Friday, August 10, 2012

The plot thickens....

Abraham Court building in Itta Bena burned down last night. Working on getting more details. Here are some pictures.


































Update: New "Document of Concern" released this morning.

Transcription #666
___ Yeah, I told those stupid N's this would happen. (Laughter), you f___ with me and see what happens? Don't matter. We'd already depreciated that piece of shit building. Bet that stupid bitch president over in Itta Bena (MVSU) ain't laughing now. Bet she goes running to her two boys Willie and David (laughter). What they going to do? Get ____ to help them? Good luck. I own her. Then what was that shit yesterday? Trying to take over the damn hospital. They bring some stupid bitch lawyer up from Jackson, like we don't have friends down there. Dress her up in a pretty little suit for these fools and think they'll give her a hospital. They get too uppity we'll just put it out there how she got "her client". Think its because she so damn good? Shit. Won't matter if its a lie or not. Everyone will believe it because they all know the only thing a female attorney is good for is screwing the clients to keep 'em happy. (laughter) Now don't you say anydamnthing about any of this. Let them learn the hard way like those idiots at Valley learned last night. Only bad part about last night is where are we going to train some black bitches to wipe our asses? No more nursing assistants. Oh well, we can import them from Jackson. Make them earn their pell grant money we gave 'em(laughter). (______ conversing with ____)

(The "document of concern posted here is a parody of some flyers floating around the Delta. THe parody was created by Jackson Jambalaya.)

Posted by Kingfish at 9:41 AM

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Appropriate transcription #666 - mark of the beast.
Who is this she-devil?

August 10, 2012 at 11:12 AM
Kingfish said...

Dunno. I made the whole document of concern up, this one posted anyway. Its a spoof on the trash that has been distributed up there. I'm willing to bet they do something like this though and if it makes them a laughingstock and prevents them from doing it, so much the better. Truth is those flyers smeared some good people and are nothing but trash.

August 10, 2012 at 11:22 AM
Anonymous said...

WOW!!! there is no mention of this on Greenwood Commonwealth website and nothing on Google but KF report....KF is AWLAYS ahead of the curve...news reporting in this state SUX!!!!

August 10, 2012 at 12:33 PM
Kingfish said...

GWC has had someone out there all morning.

August 10, 2012 at 12:40 PM
Anonymous said...

That makes it even worse...KF lives in Jackson and is the first with the news story...someone from GWC has been out there all morning...doing what? Trying to get CONFIRMATION there was a fire? It happened LAST NIGHT! This wasnt just SOME building..it was the Abraham Court building! Gee that name sure sounds familiar...now who in Greenwood was in a BIG story with that last name??? Good for you KF...this is why i check JJ before anything else in the news around here!!!!!

August 10, 2012 at 12:56 PM
Anderson said...

Arson, shmarson ... WHITHER THE HONEY BADGER?

August 10, 2012 at 12:58 PM
Anonymous said...

The Honey Badger has been DIMISSED from LSU footbal...

August 10, 2012 at 3:28 PM
Anonymous said...

OK 12:56, enough asskissing of KF - or KF, if its you, get your head out from between your legs.

KF has a picture on his site. I imagine GWC is getting a story (which KF notes that he will have later - probably once GWC prints one.) And that is not a slam of KF - it is appropriate for him to post the info from GWC, or other sources.

Yes, in Leflore County this would be/is what would be considered a major story. Imagine that is why GWC isn't rushing just to put up a picture, but to get the details. And - they are going to "print" a newspaper with the info, not just put it up on a blogsite.

KF does a good job, but damn, just what kind of pictures does he have on you that everytime something is posted you have to be here praising him for his "reporting"?

August 10, 2012 at 4:51 PM
Pugnacious said...

Is this another case where the FBI doesn't want to get involved?

August 10, 2012 at 7:06 PM
Shadowfax said...

I think and hope KF needs several body guards. I also think Pugnacious continues to prove herself stoned.

August 10, 2012 at 7:29 PM
Anonymous said...

Sadly Lee's mounted elk heads were roasted in the conflagration.

August 11, 2012 at 8:19 AM
Anonymous said...

Elk BBQ, anyone?

August 11, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Kingfish said...

Here's the deal Pug, all these long-ass posts defending Dr. Smith, you've made your point. You want to take up for him that's fine but hijacking threads so you can post more and more long winded defenses when they have nothing to do with the post, well, I'm just not going to approve them. Got it?

August 11, 2012 at 8:53 PM
Anonymous said...

I would like to read what Pug has written.

August 15, 2012 at 12:09 PM

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