Jackson Jambalaya

it's yolks man. yolks.

The new Kroger in Madison has a cardbord box about eleven inches tall and 3.2 inches square with a picture of some holly on the sides. You can pour this box out in some Solo cups and add some Hiram Walker 10-High and stir it with your fanger and you got the same mixture in one tenth the time. Cheers.

I'm going to try the recipe.

Grand Pa Walton always liked the recipe.

Anyway , if in a pinch... some store bought nog
loaded w/10 high (or any other rot-gut whiskey) will serve the purpose for Holiday Cheer.

The lower the quality of spirit used will guarantee
that no guest will care about the spelling of egg yolks, Ed yokes,... bad goats, ect.

Must be a bitch to stir/blend a yoke. Try a yolk. Just say'in.

Must be a bitch to stir/blend a yoke. Try a yolk. Just say'in.

Just sayin' what? That you couldn't resist leaving some piss ant comment?

The yoke's on yo silly ass 9:49.

Yea verily, Kingfish.... reminds me of WhiskyIn 1952, Armon M. Sweat, Jr., a member of the Texas House of Representatives, was asked about his position on whiskey. What follows is his exact answer (taken from the Political Archives of Texas): "If you mean whiskey, the devil's brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster that defiles innocence, dethrones reason, destroys the home, creates misery and poverty, yea, literally takes the bread from the mouths of little children; if you mean that evil drink that topples Christian men and women from the pinnacles of righteous and gracious living into the bottomless pit of degradation, shame, despair, helplessness, and hopelessness, then, my friend, I am opposed to it with every fiber of my being. However, if by whiskey you mean the lubricant of conversation, the philosophic juice, the elixir of life, the liquid that is consumed when good fellows get together, that puts a song in their hearts and the warm glow of contentment in their eyes; if you mean Christmas cheer, the stimulating sip that puts a little spring in the step of an elderly gentleman on a frosty morning; if you mean that drink that enables man to magnify his joy, and to forget life's great tragedies and heartbreaks and sorrow; if you mean that drink the sale of which pours into Texas treasuries untold millions of dollars each year, that provides tender care for our little crippled children, our blind, our deaf, our dumb, our pitifully aged and infirm, to build the finest highways, hospitals, universities, and community colleges in this nation, then my friend, I am absolutely, unequivocally in favor of it. This is my position, and as always, I refuse to compromise on matters of principle."

You need to get your arse over to Snopes pal or buy a used copy of Twitterwell's lousy book because your version of the speech is a hoax.

Jeeze,
That seems like an awful lot of trouble...I will give it a shot, but I ma apprehensive to store the yolks for a day...is that crazy?

The alcohol does something to the yolks.

as for the store bought stuff, yea right. Tia Mara isn't used in those recipes either.