Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Tick tick tick tick tick

Posted by Kingfish at 10:23 AM

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Alabama and LSU are the two best teams in college football in years. No doubt about it.

40,000+ people are expected to be outside the Bryant Denny without tickets. 101,000+ will be in the stadium with tickets. 800+ press passes have been requested with room available only for 300+. CBS and ESPN are already on the campus in Tuscaloosa. Gameday will be broadcasting from there beginning Thursday. Tickets are selling for thousands of dollars.

If you love college football seeing this game is on your schedule for Saturday night-CBS, 7:00pm CST.

November 1, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Anonymous said...

"Best in years"? Neither went to the national championship game last year.

November 1, 2011 at 11:43 AM
Anonymous said...

Obviously an MSU fan.

November 1, 2011 at 11:52 AM
Frugal Gal said...

11:43, they were different teams last year. The teams they have THIS year could have beaten last year's Auburn team handily. The hosses both teams have on defense would have made Cam Newton a stain on the turf.

I think these teams could also beat their own previous national championship teams -- but since time travel isn't possible, we'll never know.

The Tigers and Tide are both loaded with talent. The average size of both teams' defensive lines beats a LOT of pro teams. Thing is, these big guys are also fast.

And 11:52, kiss my maroon and white rear end. There's nothing about that comment that says "MSU." If 11:43 were a State fan, he/she would have included the requisite slam on Cam Newton (see last sentence of paragraph 1 for an example).

November 1, 2011 at 12:21 PM
Anonymous said...

I'm 11:43 and an AU fan. It's always easy to say 'this years team could have beaten the other people's last year's team'. I'll support whichever SEC team wins the conference. It's also noted that the Nuttster says "We're gettin' better every week."

November 1, 2011 at 12:37 PM
bill said...

So, what do you think, KF, Alabama by 10? I think the Tide is just too fast for the thugs from Baton Rouge this year...

Frankly, I'll gladly admit that this is going to be a great game between the two best teams in the country, and while home field advantage might help Alabama to victory, it won't be by ten points. I'm only sorry that Oklahoma didn't show up for the Texas Tech game, because I would have liked to get a rematch from the 2003 championship game. Despite the fact that either of these teams can probably beat Oklahoma State, that's one of the teams that will be playing in New Orlenas if they can win out, so the loser of this game should be rooting hard for OU to keep the Cowboys out of it. Bill Billingsley

November 1, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Shadowfax said...

Hell, I'm still savoring Bear Bryant's last Tuscaloosa game in which Southern Miss took his ass to the woodshed!

November 1, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Anonymous said...

hey shadowdunce - that was like 50 years ago. let it go.
no wonder this state is still fighting the civil war.

November 1, 2011 at 5:02 PM
Anonymous said...

I agree. This year both LSU and Alabama are the best two teams we have seen in college football in years, and I am not a graduate of any school in MS, LSU, or BAMA either. I just closely follow and love college football. Both LSU and Alabama player for player is like nothing I have ever seen in college football. There could be as many as forty or more players on the field Saturday night that will play in the NFL.

Seems interest in this game has exceeded all expectations, and Alabama has had to make accommodations for more press people can ever before. Came across this today:

"Alabama expects to issue approximately 600 working press credentials for Saturday's game. The demand for an average game is in the 300 range. An Alabama-Tennessee or Alabama-Auburn game usually generates approximately 450requests."

Both LSU and Alabama are top tier college football programs. It's going to be a battle I would not miss for anything.

November 1, 2011 at 6:30 PM
Kingfish said...

I disagree. Go back and look at some of those Miami-FSU games. So many first rounders on those teams. These two teams have a way to go before they catch up with some of those Miami D's.

Jerome Brown, Russell Maryland, Danny Stubbs. Who the hell do you double team?

November 1, 2011 at 6:32 PM

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