Sunday, November 20, 2011

Don't laugh

and don't drink anything when you click on this link and read what the Sooner fans are saying on their boards.

That was pretty damn funny last night. Stoops stops the clock instead of running it out so Baylor can run more plays. He chokes, once again. As for the scrimmage in Oxford, well, I will follow Les's example and not say a word.

Posted by Kingfish at 10:38 AM

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just my opinion, but the LSU-Arkansas game should be decent for a while. Having said that, LSU and Bama are head and shoulders better than anyone else. Their defenses are just so fast. Forget Bama's game yesterday....they were going thru the motions. They will wax Auburn. I would like to see a rematch in the BCS game, although I doubt that happens. IF, and that's a big IF, that happens, I just think LSU is the superior team and they win again, but by a bigger margin.

As for the scrimmage, well, Les is a gentleman. I have watched Ole Miss football since the mid 60's, and this is the worst coached team I have ever seen. We would have to improve to be mediocre. Sad.

JimAtTheRez

November 20, 2011 at 1:34 PM
Anonymous said...

" LSU starts taking a knee with five minutes left..."
per WBRZ and the Baton Rouge Advocate .

As a true Reb, I now have more respect for Coach Miles and the LSU fighting Tigers
than ever before. I honestly hope they win the National Championship.

As we expected : LSU kicked the hell out of an embarrassing and demoralized Ole Miss
team.

Coach Miles, thanks for showing pity upon the Hotty Toddy tribe.

Nutt is gone, but he was never really the problem.

Now if Pete Boone , his bad hair piece, the left wing "progressive" chancellor, and that
goofy ass bear mascot can get the Hell out of Oxford , there is good chance that we may
once again achieve mediocrity.

Before the MSU crowed chimes in ... what the Hell happened in Arkansas yesterday ?

November 20, 2011 at 2:02 PM
Lumbergh said...

Oregon ran the spread against LSU the first game of the season...how'd that work out for them? Are they not from the almighty PAC 12? I agree the SEC is down compared to last year, but the fact that tomorrow the top 3 teams in the nation will be from the SEC speaks for itself.

The fans in Norman are ALMOST as delusional as the fans in Memphis.

November 20, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Anderson said...

"what the Hell happened in Arkansas yesterday ?"

Dawgs have reverted to form, alas.

Not sure Nutt can be blamed that his players can't even hold a football w/out dropping it. But sure, Rebs, keep looking for The Magic Coach.

November 20, 2011 at 9:19 PM
Anonymous said...

Since Arch has a minority, female professor on his search committee, maybe they'll take a serious look at Croom or anothah brotha.

This would certainly please Dan Jones and Kayak. Contributions from 'Da Nation' would skyrocket.

November 21, 2011 at 7:48 AM
Paul Mitchell said...

The SEC is down when fully half of the Conference is in the Top 25 and teams from the West hold the top three slots? Dang, we done got snooty.

No, Le Smiles should have kept the scoring pedal on the floor (even with walk-ons playing), gone for two after every TD, and tried an onsides kick every time.

At one time, the Big 12 South (never the North except for the brief Nebraska stint) was a legitimate contender for the Championship Game. No longer.

November 21, 2011 at 8:38 AM
Anonymous said...

Okie Boy says: "We should've went to the Pac-12."

Maybe he should have "went" to 7th grade English where they could have learned him gooder.

Signed,

Jethro Bodine

November 21, 2011 at 11:31 AM
Anonymous said...

"Since Arch has a minority, female professor on his search committee, maybe they'll take a serious look at Croom or anothah brotha."

Unless it's Condaleeza Rice it's probably just PC window dressing.

November 21, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Chris said...

SIC 'EM BEARS!

November 21, 2011 at 1:11 PM

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