Monday, November 7, 2011

Dan Jones email: Boone & Nutt out (Updated)

I know some Ole Miss fans are going to be celebrating all day long. So much so they might be taken for LSU fans. Here is the email:





33 comments:

Anonymous said...

SOURCE?

Anonymous said...

What's your source for this headline KF? Has it been confirmed?

Kingfish said...

Marsha Thompson said on her FB it was reported by ESPN.

Anonymous said...

Clarion-Ledger said it was reported on RebelGrove.com, whatever that is.

Anonymous said...

All vestiges of the whole damn Khayat regime need to be purged out of that place. If Jones gets to pick the new AD then 'fucked' will remain the watch word in Oxford.

Anonymous said...

Hey Kingfish, congrats on a big win against Bama. I made some money taking tigers plus 5 and I loved it when LSU intercepted the ball.

hopefully Ole Miss can start some positive momemtum, always bad when any Mississippi team suffers.

Shadowfax said...

Google is your friend, I'm told. It's all over ESPN.

The ticket agent at the Winona Greyhound said two men in trench coats came in last nite to buy tickets. The credit cards belonged to a Mr. Boone and a Mr. Nutt.

Word has it Templeton and Sherrill are headed for interviews.

Anonymous said...

Go here and Like James "Jimmy" Hendrix's Page!

Anonymous said...

Just got an email from Dan Jones. Nutt will finish the season, the AD will stay into 2012 as a replacement is recruited who will then recruit a new coach.

No hint of Jones leaving :-(

Shadowfax said...

I'm not a Rebel fan, primarily; however, every sports fan in Mississippi, if not in the Southeast, is saddened deeply by the Ole Miss 'situation'. Nobody should revel in the news. It's a sad day for Mississippi Sports. Hopefully the school can move on quickly and get beyond it and get the Ole Miss Rebel sports program back on track. And while they're doing it, I hope they can resurrect their heritage and history from the jaws of satan that appeared in the form of Khayat's spawn, Jones.

Anonymous said...

12:09 ARE YOU AS BIG A NERD IN "REAL LIFE"?

Anonymous said...

The new catch phrase replaces the old watch word in Oxford. The phrase is 'big time fucked'.

Anonymous said...

With the all unifying Archie Manning leading the coaching search... Same G.O.B. shit, another day. There is a level of delirium in Oxford that should be studied by people with long coats.

Kingfish said...

At least you don't have Charlie Cusimano.

Anonymous said...

... and with that, the spread increases to four billion.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe that Lee Paris will not be on search committee to replace Coach Nutt. He is an outstanding supporter of Ole Miss and the spiritual growth of the students he says. It only makes sense that he would be involved.

Anonymous said...

Good one 4:41pm! Southern Miss is #22 this week. Way to go EAGLES!!! This Eagle fan wishes the Ole Miss the best in their search for a new successful coach.

Anonymous said...

Wait a minute, Archie is gonna hire the head coach, then the head coach and Archie will select the Athletic Director? Isn't that the exact opposite of how it SHOULD be done? What up and coming AD would walk into a cluster 17 like that?
I smell a "Coach O" moment brewing.

Anonymous said...

Walker Jones is up for A.D.?

Anonymous said...

7:57. Hope so.

Anonymous said...

Tony Dungy ? Rumor mill

Anonymous said...

Get serious 8:32.

Anonymous said...

I'm not a Rebel fan, primarily; however, every sports fan in Mississippi, if not in the Southeast, is saddened deeply by the Ole Miss 'situation'.

BULLSHIT Saddened, damn I am having a great day. You have made a erronous assumption of those who like UM, I don't even like Oxford, it's Grenada without the lake.

Anonymous said...

7:57 and 8:24. The answer is NO. Walker Jones won't even be on the LONG list. Jones has very little experience in college athletic administration. Period. End of story.

Anonymous said...

Brad Teague in on the list for AD for sure

Anonymous said...

9:37. You said 'Jones has very little experience...'. Didn't you mean to say zero?

Shadowfax said...

Since Khayat and Jones have redefined the entire venue in the interest of political correctness, isn't it about time Ole Miss hire their first black head coach? Since Colonel Reb and Dixie are gone, a black coach on the scene should surely help realize Khayat's dream of excellent recruitment ability. Has anyone mentioned JSU's Comegy. I mean, it's time to sh*t or get off the PC Pot.

Anonymous said...

Here's a compromise that will either please or infuriate everyone: hire a competent black head coach AND bring back Col. Reb and Dixie.

Anonymous said...

4:04 I didn't say Walker Jones had zero experience, because he did work in the AD office at Ole Miss for a couple years or so. Regardless, he is no way qualified to run the Athletic Dept at Ole Miss.

Anonymous said...

Here's a compromise that will either please or infuriate everyone: hire a competent black head coach AND bring back Col. Reb and Dixie.

And the flags on their sticks...

Anonymous said...

Ah, 1:10 suggests, "mr. Grant; If you'll just let us have our plantation back, we'll put a black dood in charge of the bullwhip."

Anonymous said...

Ole Miss' next AD will be Gulfport native Jim Carr. Millsaps 1988, Duke Law, President and CEO of the NAIA.

You heard it here first.

Anonymous said...

Gulfport native and MSU grad Leo Seals 'built' the tremendous field house at MSU and Hancock Bank has 'built' several venues at Southern. Does this mean Gulfport is gaining way too much power? All the Ole Miss money is suddenly silent.


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