Thursday, September 15, 2011

ITS ON!!!

State's going down tonight. Going to feel like Robert Graham in the second week of November. Tigers going to kick ass.



The only question is do I start my pre-game drinking at home or at the Hinds BOS meeting this afternoon.

Posted by Kingfish at 12:49 PM

13 comments:

KaptKangaroo said...

Go LSU!

September 15, 2011 at 5:57 PM
Anonymous said...

GEAUX LSU!
From an Ole Miss fan

September 15, 2011 at 6:59 PM
Anonymous said...

Go State!!!

September 15, 2011 at 8:41 PM
Anderson said...

Well, of course they "went down" -- they were playing the #3 team in the country (at least). State is good, but it's not damn good. LSU is damn good.

I'm just surprised the MSU defense held on as well as it did. Oregon wished it had defense like that.

September 16, 2011 at 6:29 AM
Anonymous said...

This is LSU's State!

September 16, 2011 at 8:36 AM
Anonymous said...

ole miss fans just need to concentrate on their nemesis...VANDY

September 16, 2011 at 8:42 AM
Shadowfax said...

Can't imagine an Ole Miss fan pulling for LSU. We State fans certainly support Ole Miss when they play LSU. But, haters can't help their emotions I reckon.

If LSU is the number three team in the nation and headed to a national title, it's gonna take more than a few third down conversions and a field goal kicker's toe. Nothing but five field goals between both teams three minutes into the fourth.

I was chilly and a great evening. Score just came out wrong. Look for Mullen to announce he just didn't prepare them. The State defense is the only part of the squad that got the memo to show up.

Does Ole Miss have any SEC games scheduled this year?

September 16, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Anonymous said...

LSU has a fantastic team, and the only SEC team who has a chance to beat them is Alabama. I'm thinking the SECC and BCSNC might be decided in Tuscaloosa in November.

Poor Ole Miss. Talk about a pathetic team again this year. The Hogs warned them about Nutt. Too bad they didn't listen. Four years later Ark, LSU, Alabama, Auburn, and MSU all have better teams and coaches, and the Rebels are as stuck as stuck can be with Nutt with his $6M buyout. What the heck was their AD thinking?

September 16, 2011 at 10:37 AM
Reed said...

We State fans certainly support Ole Miss when they play LSU

What state is that? Michigan State? You obviously don't know a lot of State fans. Go to BWW during the Ole Miss/LSU game this year and watch how many Moron(oops, Maroon) wearing Tiger fans are there...and they're the most vocal by far.

10:37...speaking as an Ole Miss fan, you're right. Why can't Nutt recruit a QB? Of course, Mullen hasn't either, but at least State can fake it with Relf. Or is it Russell?

September 16, 2011 at 11:42 AM
Anderson said...

"What state is that? Michigan State? You obviously don't know a lot of State fans."

Yeah, I'll root for Ole Miss vs. a non-SEC team, but the SEC games are zero-sum.

Of course, having already lost 2 games in the SEC West, MSU is done in that regard.

September 16, 2011 at 2:48 PM
Shadowfax said...

Ole Miss can certainly recruit quarterbacks. After all, it's all about giving boys second, third and fourth chances. They recruited a stellar candidate last year and look what he produced! Who was the bigger fool? Nutt or the AD who allowed his contract to stand?

September 16, 2011 at 7:21 PM
Reed said...

Snead was good three years ago, but year before last he was just above average. Masoli was highly touted, but I don't consider picking up a disgraced Oregon QB who was desperate to play as good recruiting. I'd like to see Nutt bring in a young guy who can mature with the team, but still produce early on. He had a couple of guys like that at Arkansas.

I pull for State in non-con matchups and if their win will help Ole Miss. The only team I pull against in any situation is Alabama. I'd pull for Ohio State over the Cult of the Dead Bear.

September 16, 2011 at 9:29 PM
Kingfish said...

I warned all my Ole Miss friends about Nutt but nooooo, they thought he was great and after that first year, you couldn't tell them anything. There was a reason he was run out of arkansas. Couldn't win big with Matt Jones, McFadden, and Felix Jones on the same offense. Can't recruit and near the end he lost control of the team.

September 17, 2011 at 9:59 AM

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