Thursday, April 14, 2011

Tonight on WLBT....

The talented but tenacious Cheryl Lasseter will present another story about Airwave, LLC and Hinds County.

Posted by Kingfish at 1:54 PM

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Anything she writes on the subject would be better than the jumbled, confusing mess that the CL put out the other day. I wasn't even sure what they were talking about. I don't think the writer was either.

April 14, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Anonymous said...

Err, um, talented but vivacious would be better suited.

April 14, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Anonymous said...

Talented but tenacious?

April 14, 2011 at 3:28 PM
Anonymous said...

Will the story run @ 5 PM?

April 14, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Anonymous said...

WLBT could not reach Robert Graham for comment.

Raise your hand if you are in the least bit surprised.

April 14, 2011 at 8:06 PM
Anonymous said...

Auditor PICKERING: "Wasting money is NOT A CRIME... that has to be taken care of at the ballot box."

The people of Madison County can tell you all about "WASTED MONEY"!!! But, the people of Madison County are unable to get even an accounting of how much has been WASTED!!!

WASTING MONEY is another way to describe that CORRUPTION is not a CRIME! It's only a crime if the Board doesn't vote for it... if they approve the contract it is only WASTED MONEY, or CORRUPTION! But, not a crime!

NO WONDER MISSISSIPPI IS THE MOST CORRUPT STATE IN THE NATION!

April 14, 2011 at 8:57 PM
Anonymous said...

Like wannabe cop Frank Melton. Robert Graham would rather spend his days playing police dispatcher poo-bah.

Graham called our newsroom Thursday night to give a statement on the issue. He told our Maggie Wade he is in New Hampshire conducting training. Graham said, " I stand by the work that was done by the Hinds County Board of Supervisors in repairing all of the warning sirens. When there were only 12 sirens working, no one was complaining. But now that all of them are working, it seems that Mr. Fisher is the only one who is complaining. Mr. Fisher's statements are completely politically motivated because I was successfully able to do things that he was never able to do. Mr. Fisher apparently has a problem remembering that he voted for the same contract."

Graham added, "This is an apparent attempt to smear my name by the only Republican on the Board."

Graham, once again, ducks the central issue.

April 15, 2011 at 6:47 AM
Kingfish said...

Yup. Dear Mr. Graham:

What about your pushing a contract for a company that did not exist that was worth $4 million? That actually was the central part of the story.

Better yet, what about your forcing Byram to buy radios that in two years are worthless when everyone converts to MSWIN? The motorolas would have just required a cheap software upgrade to the new system. Thanks to your removing the TDMA function from the Byram police radios and requiring the lowest contract price, you ensured EF Johnson would get the contract. Just one problem. In two years, Byram won't be able to use these radios and will have to be new ones. Answer that one, Mr. Graham.

April 15, 2011 at 6:59 AM
Anonymous said...

The guy is an idiot if he thinks the Feds are not already looking at him.

April 15, 2011 at 10:29 PM

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