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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
28 comments:
Would be nice to have all the fees and commissions paid out on the interest rate swaps NOW to put towards replacing the water and sewer infrastructure, now wouldn't it?
Looks like Harvey is reaping some of what he sowed back in his early mayoral days............
I am writing about it on my blog at www.mslitigationreview.com
Harvey Johnson is failing the leadership test.
I agree w/ you Philip. I don't blame them for not going out and finding pipes to update when they weren't broken.
But when you have a self-declared disaster, you've got to nut up. Some people rise and some people fall.
He doesn't get it.
Gotta love the Oompa Loompas at the JFP and their Wonka. She doesn't think the time is right during this water system fiasco to have the discussion about what has gone wrong. She sure didn't feel that way in the immediate aftermath of Katrina.
No Jeff Lucas. We didn't experience record low temperatures. Wrong.
She doesn't think the time is right during this water system fiasco to have the discussion about what has gone wrong.
The JFP is doing everything possible to avoid this story. But had Melton still been mayor or some other politician which they disliked you KNOW it would have been wall-to-wall commentary complete with special coverage blog, blah, blah, blah. You are right. She's a fraud.
1/13/10 5:26 AM is spam
The mayor is acting like this situation just appeared from no-where. there were perhaps 1 week or more amount of time before the cold set in to plan for this 'disaster'
It shouldn't be a surprise given the severity and duration of the cold, that we would have a large number of water main breaks.
It should have been more-or-less predictable...and the 5-6 days before the onset of the cold could have been ample to get the repair crews readied.
Its not just the current mayors leadership its a problem going back to many many admistrations. They should have had the foresight to fix this problem starting back in the 1960s.
It's the legislature's fault. They refuse to give Jackson any money to fix up its aging infrastructure and fight crime. Harvey has been warning us about this for many years and they didn't listen! Now everyone see's how smart he was....
Is it the Legislature's fault that residents continue to leave Jackson (and businesses follow) at the fastest rate of decline in the last four decades?
11:31, why is it the responsibility of the taxpayers of Biloxi and Tupelo to pay for the Jackson's "aging infrastructure", especially since the majority of citizens of MS will never set foot on the streets of Jackson? Of course I could ask the same question about the high speed rail line from Disneyland to Las Vegas in the stimulus plan....
I'm not 11:31, but I do partially agree. I don't think the pipes breaking is the legislature's fault per se, but I do know there are many state government buildings located in Jackson that do not pay taxes. I don't think that the state should be responsible for the majority of the maintenance, but it seems practical that the state would pitch in some amount to help maintain the services that they benefit from - specifically the infrastructure that is used on a day-to-day basis.
The amount that Legislature should kick in isn't the issue. That is the excuse. When you fail to plan you plan to fail.
I think the Legislature should contribute commensurate with what they accomplish.
Jackson is a perfect example of the successes of liberal (Democrat) policy and philosophy. But, keep electing these idiots, it has worked to increase the wealth of Rankin and Madison counties exponentially.
Nothing will CHANGE until the philosophy of the voters CHANGE. But, ignore the evidence, THERE IS GLOBAL WARMING!!!
I'm next to certain that the State doesn't receive free water. Thrusting out the Beggar's Cup and blaming the State is not the solution.
There are several reasons other states don't mind state monies going to their capitol city.
Some taxpayers want their capitol to make a good impression as a capitol is often the first place those who might invest in a state visit .Some are willing to support the larger cities in their state as they believe the whole state benefits in the long run if there are cities that attract visitors and investors.
For others, it's just a matter of pride.
Fortunately, the intense criticism,delight in any problems, and lack of support for one's own capitol as some bloggers here seem to have isn't shared in most of the nation or even most of world.
9:30, name a capitol city that you want to visit or one that is currently governed successfully.
Based on personal experience, St. Paul is a great city to work/live in, Annapolis is a gorgeous tourist destination, Trenton is a pit, Austin is a great college town, and Harrisburg is so-so. So it seems to be all over the map how states treat their capitol cities.
Fortunately, the intense criticism,delight in any problems, and lack of support for one's own capitol as some bloggers here seem to have isn't shared in most of the nation or even most of world.
Quite an exaggeration. Asking for a bailout from the State while supporting the status quo that is Jackson today is a dead end. Jackson is bleeding people, businesses and revenue. Stabilize the patient first.
Paul, here are not only the ones I wanted to visit, but DID visit
Phoenix, Denver, Annapolis, Boston, Santa Fe, Columbus, Salt Lake, Austin, Nashville, Concord, St Paul, Springfield, Honolulu, Atlanta, Raleigh
The list of national capitols is, of course, even bigger.
Broaden your horizons...
Thanks, Anon 5:23, I'll try to get out of Rankin County soon. I have even thought about buying a plane ticket to see what air travel could be like.
Did any of those cities 5:23PM go without water for a week? At any time?
Paul...might want to add Charleston and Savannah as two cities that had bad problems and were in decline that have turned things around for the better. Charlotte was struggling for a while as well...a bit a trouble this five minutes, but they've got great attitude.
And, you might,even try reading the local papers and watching a local news show or two while you travel or engage some natives in conversation.
I would think you were being sarcastic but it's hard to believe you've ever been to any of the cities listed and learned so little of their history. But, then maybe you're just a glass half empty kinda guy about everything. Or perhaps you don't think Mississippians are as smart and determined and creative as the folks in other states or too damn ornery that we just can't solve problems and work together.
Anon 11:03, thanks for all the worldly advice. Maybe I can get off the farm and into the big cities that have great attitudes. Because attitude is the most important thing in governance. Well, that and perception.
But, then maybe you're just a glass half empty kinda guy about everything.
You must be hung like a horse. Impressive.
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