Tuesday, January 19, 2010

GEEEAAAUUUXXX BROWN!!!

Atlas Shrugs is live-blogging from Brown HQ.

Live stream of race from Stacy McCain. of American Spectator.

A drunken Ace of Spades is live-blogging as well.

Meanwhile, CNN shows what corporate blogging looks like. Ugh.

26 comments:

Paul Mitchell said...

Just curious, is it too soon to start calling him a RINO?

Anonymous said...

Happy, happy day!

Kingfish said...

Why would you?

Kingfish said...

MSNBC and CNN not carrying Brown victory speech. Typical.

Anonymous said...

Scott Brown for President!! He is exciting and a Good Guy....Cute too.

Anonymous said...

Teddy just turned over in his grave.

Paul Mitchell said...

Now Teddy is facing up.

Kingfish said...

To hell with Teddy Kennedy. Damned murderer and drunk. Nothing but a scumbag and then his family tried to keep another murdering relative off of the hook. Thankfully he is in jail now. Then there is the rapist, then the father the Hitler sympathizer and Mafioso. This country would've been MUCH better off if the Kennedys had never ever existed.

Anonymous said...

Dayummmmmmm KF. Don't hold back, let us know what's really on your mind about the Kennedys.

Paul Mitchell said...

Is there anyone that doesn't know the things to be true that Kingfish said?

Anonymous said...

Before you get TOO excited, you might want to check out his positions.

He's FOR cap and trade, PRO-abortion, and is more a Libertarian than a Republican conservative. Follow the money as well.

This ain't a Mississippi Republican people.

The odds that he'll follow party line are less than 50/50.

He may redefine maverick.

Anonymous said...

I agree with everything KF said about the Kennedy family. They (Joe, Jack, Bobbie, and Teddy) were all immoral and corrupt. Thank goodness we are finally rid of all of them and may we never have another Kennedy in Congress. You can also lump Lyndon Johnson and Bill Clinton in there with them because they were just as bad, or worse.

Kingfish said...

Its also time for Mississippi Conservatives and the Matt Friedeman types to grow up.

Lets look at the issues:

1. Strong on national defense
2. Thinks we should not give special rights to enemy combatants and detainees.
3. Against the Obama healthcare reform.
4. Wants to cut taxes.
5. Wants to cut spending.
6. Website says he opposes cap and trade.
7. Supports charter schools.
8. Opposes amnesty for illegal aliens, driver's licenses for them, and supports employment verification.
9. Supports gun rights and the death penalty.
10. Pro-Israel.
11. Pro-choice but supports government restrictions.

Yeah, flaming liberal in Republican clothing.

Paul Mitchell said...

Kingfish, didn't the "Progressives" change the name of "healthcare reform?" I seem to remember that the new term is health insurance reform. I really think they just need to start calling everything by the proper names, like "Steve" or "Pete." That way while the total and complete concept continues to change, we don't have to keep changing what we call their idiocy.

Anonymous said...

Lyndon Johnson may not have been the highest caliber of POTUS but I think lumping him in with those other corrupt and married skirt chasers stains him undeservedly.

Anonymous said...

So, KF, besides abortion where else does Brown's agenda diverge from Friedeman's?

Paul Mitchell said...

Anon 8:05, you have never taken the time to listen to the LBJ Oval Office recordings, huh?

He was a Southern Democrat in the 1950s and 1960s, wonder what his primary goal was?

Kingfish said...

You answered your own question. That is how he and people like 11:20 think.

JDBerry said...

"These Negroes, they're getting pretty uppity these days and that's a problem for us since they've got something now they never had before, the political pull to back up their uppityness. Now we've got to do something about this, we've got to give them a little something, just enough to quiet them down, not enough to make a difference. For if we don't move at all, then their allies [Republicans] will line up against us and there'll be no way of stopping them, we'll lose the filibuster and there'll be no way of putting a brake on all sorts of wild legislation. It'll be Reconstruction all over again." - 1957, Lyndon B. Johnson, United States Senate Majority Leader

JDBerry said...

is more a Libertarian than a Republican conservativefusionist? a la Reagan?

The odds that he'll follow party line are less than 50/50.
and that's bad how?

I'd rather someone vote their conscious over voting their caucus.

JDBerry said...

I'll try that again...

is more a Libertarian than a Republican conservative
fusionist? a la Reagan?

The odds that he'll follow party line are less than 50/50.
and that's bad how?

I'd rather someone vote their conscious over voting their caucus.

Kingfish said...

Yeah, as opposed to the conservatives that voted for the Wall Street bailouts or medicare expansion or Ted Kennedy's education bill or school vouchers.

Ironghost said...

He's not Martha. Anything else we can work with.

Anonymous said...

There WILL be a scandal with this Ken doll clown Brown.

Paul Mitchell said...

Will the Brown scandal involve murdering a young drunk girl and then trying to get away with it with your daddy's whiskey bootlegging money? Or getting your family to pay off your rape victim? Or being messed up on painkillers and running into a concrete barricade in front of the US Capitol Building?

If not, then so what?

Anonymous said...

Just because the guy is handsome doesn't mean he's going to be involved in a scandal. Good grief!



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