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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
15 comments:
Thank you for posting these.... I wouldn't see them, otherwise.
all you have to do is go to the city of jackson website, where Kingfish gets them from.
it is public information from the city, which doesn't have to post it but chooses to.
give the city credit for some transparency on a thorny issue.
Well the JPD website is extremely slow... AND it says they have the crime report from July 6- July 12 but it's not there... :/ oh well at least they are trying....
I don't go to the City website. They don't post pictures of babes or nice Sunday music.
@2:01 Haha!
Yeah, thanks for posting this up KF!
Damn, NOT a good week to be a car in this town.
..or a house. Or a business. Or a person. Or small livestock. Or..
Question to all: What level of crime is acceptable in a city the size of Jackson?
It seems to me from the comments here, on the CL, etc., that any crime equals the demise of the city.
Cities will have crime. Population centers by there nature contain a substantial amount of poverty. Poor people make bad choices, including commission of crimes. We have lots of poor people. Crime is going to be an issue, but it isn't necessarily any more than in other population centers similar to Jackson.
Of course we feel like it's the city's demise. People are busting into homes in broad daylight with the home owner standing right there. Forcing us to ATMs at gun point. Have to tell your vehicle goodbye forever every time you leave it in a parking lot. Doesn't exactly scream 'move to jackson, we've got this crime thing under control.' We're sick of it, so yeah we're going to verbalize it sometimes as if we're Detroit. "Acceptable crime"?, almost an oxymoron.
Acceptable levels of crime is not an oxymoron. It is an inevitability of living in a population center.
Where there are any gatherings of people, crime will exist. You cannot eliminate crime.
The point is not that the home invasions are terrible, and that property crimes are bad and invasive, but that they are not unique to Jackson.
What is different here than in other large population centers is that (metro) Jacksonians have an inferiority complex about the city and its obvious problems, and take every opportunity to make the snarky comment or pile on when a story about crime is on WLBT or in the paper.
I am not defending the city; it has more violent crime than would normally be expected in a city of its size. However, to read a story about home invasions and immediately start the "I'm moving the f out of here; it's a war zone" is reactionary.
Instead, go to your neighbor's house, have a neighborhood meeting, talk about ways to fight back and let criminals know that your neighborhood won't tolerate crime. On my street in Belhaven, we have monthly meetings, which are more like cocktail hours, where we talk about issues and identify ways to avoid problems. That usually means that the retirees or people who stay at home become more vigilant; when a suspicious vehicle is on the street, many people go out and inspect and stay out in the front yard, etc. We talk to JPD about their patrols and personally ask them to spend additional time or make additional passes (i.e., more presence).
We thank them for doing their low paying, dangerous jobs. When you exhibit interest in them, they do a better job in protecting you.
This is a better approach than throwing up your hands. By the way, I don't kiss my car good bye when I leave it in the parking lot. That is an exaggeration.
I love how you explain neighborhood meetings and vigilance as if you invented them. I, too, regularly talk to neighbors about the goings on in our area, am a member of our home owners association which pays our "security" guy, and receive regular emails about any and every little thing that happens on our street. We can tell you if a car we've never seen before so much as drives down our street. But I still don't like living in northeast Jackson. Doesn't mean that I think if I moved I'd be exempt from crime, just means I know the statistics of my area. So I just keep reading my little emails, and polishing my gun. Vigilance comes in many forms..
Stiletto, I usually enjoy your posts, but you are off the rocker on this one. You are being reactionary.
Of course I didn't say I invented anything. Your ad hominem ignores my points and chooses to sack me instead.
You've missed the point that I was trying to make. Any city, of any size, has crime. Some of it is violent crime. Jackson has its share of crime, with an arguably larger proportionate share of violent crime (I don't know that to be true, but for this conceit I will accept it).
When the paper or t.v. reports criminal incidents, residents of Jackson (usually those who live in the suburbs, but occasionally those in the city) predictably trot out the same tired old truisms and insults, usually ending with some version of "it's all going down the tubes".
Many other cities somehow endure property and violent crime and yet their citizens don't heap the type of knee-jerk, broad brush criticism on the city itself. The attitude you exhibit doesn't contribute any solution to the conversation. It just makes you look like a Statler or Waldorf, bemusedly observing and criticizing while not helping.
I hope that I am wrong about that, and I am glad that you are vigilant. I would think, then, that your neighborhood is relatively safe with the cooperation you have with your neighbors. In which case, I don't understand your general criticisms.
Otherwise, if you don't like living here, what is keeping you here? I would think that living somewhere that you don't like would make you miserable, and I can't imagine you like to be miserable as the status quo.
Man I'm gettin dogged out here ;-) ..for basically saying crime sucks and I'd perhaps like to live where maybe it wasn't so bad. That IS just plain nuts.
Wish I could sell my house, but there are four others for sale on my street (guess they're all off their rocker too) all four homes, no bites. So I stay put and do the communication with neighbors thing. How's that throwing my hands up and 'not helping'. Helping is going to be when I take out some thug for coming on MY property. Maybe they cousins will pick a different neighborhood after that. (yeah yeah have a field day with that one)
Subject change but anybody see Gran Torino? Excellent movie.
That was the best movie ever! And I stand with StilettoGOP... I empathize with the the people who live in Northeast Jxn and see how it has slowly shrank in safety-size over the past ten years or so. At one time, I-55 was the dividing line between "feeling safe" and "feeling not-so-safe" in NE Jxn. Not anymore. Crime IS in every city in the nation. Some more than others. And we've got more than our share. Trying to sell a home in NE Jxn can be a daunting task, especially in these times of economic uncertainty. Stiletto speaks her mind with a certain confidence that what she is saying is shared by her neighbors and friends that live in that area. No one likes crime but the criminals. And we ALL have the right to bitch about it. Stiletto, just keep it up... Need more like ya!...I'm watching that movie again tonight. Worth a second or third viewing!
It is good to keep the flame to the city's foot, but from looking at the majority of comments on the CL and other sites, you'd swear it's the Great Chicago Fire! I agree that more should be done about crime than present, but the overload of animosity and pessimism only hurts the overall morale of the city. The blame game quickly ensues shortly after and the conversations accomplish nothing once this all occurs.
As for home sales, they don't seem to be affected too much where I'm at. I've been here over a year and homes are selling currently for 10-20% more than I paid comparatively. Also, the retention rate is good as a lot of the sellers are moving to bigger houses within the neighborhood.
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