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- Things that make you go hmmm......
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- Time to return fire on Banks
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- Door shuts on another life
- Truth begins to come out in Irby case
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- Jackson paying $4 million in fees
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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
62 comments:
I predict that Crisler will do real well in the same precincts where Jimmy Giles did well in past elections. LMAO.
Knock off the klukker references.
Marshand K. Crisler (D) 1,712 25%
Harvey Johnson Jr. (D) 5,179 75%
Precincts Reporting - 29 out of 90 - 32%
Let the ass-kicking begin. I predicted 60-40 Harvey.
Although Avery will do like N.O. and hold the NE Jackson precincts til later.
Crisler gets a first down:
Marshand K. Crisler (D) 4,165 31%
Harvey Johnson Jr. (D) 9,166 69%
Precincts Reporting - 46 out of 90 - 51%
Marshand K. Crisler (D) 5,688 37%
Harvey Johnson Jr. (D) 9,843 63%
Precincts Reporting - 53 out of 90 - 59%
Are you done? People like you bore me.
Obviously King zzapped the post I was responding to. Either that or I really was hearing voices there for a second.
Counted them up. only half of those precincts are from the council races. That means Ward 1 and 7 are heavy in the mix probably. Crisler getting creamed.
Looks like Mr. McGowan proves clairvoyant once again. He didn't do that mea culpa on the JFP this afternoon because he was feeling giddy.
Marshand K. Crisler (D) 6,365 36%
Harvey Johnson Jr. (D) 11,555 64%
Precincts Reporting - 61 out of 90 - 68%
Looks like your Superman Councilman KF backed the wrong horse. What does that make McMillin? ZERO for 3?
CRISLER SPANKED!
Marshand K. Crisler (D) 8,161 37%
Harvey Johnson Jr. (D) 14,069 63%
Precincts Reporting - 68 out of 90 - 76%
the ass-kicking continues.
Maybe Sanders can get Emmerich to pull his column before it goes to print.
Does anybody in Eastover, Belhaven or Fondren need the name of a good real estate agent?
Kaze YOU ROCKED THE HOUSE with your ageist bullshit!!!!
and continues.
Oh damn! The poo wittle permits are gonna take longer to get now. Oh me, oh my.
CRIME RUNS RAMPANT IN JACKSON. TONY GEIGER HAS ALL THE DETAILS.
Story here will be turnout matched the primary.
NOPE. The story will be that the WPS dumped over $550,000 into an empty suit and discovered that the suit was still empty after doing so.
Anyone up for a 'near stroke'?
The follow up story will be can Harvey keep Jackson from becoming worse than Detroit?
While everyone is taking swipes at Crisler, we are about to have the worse Council ever in Jackson's history. Don't be surprised if Tillman and Blunston end up looking like voices of reason inthe near future.
And, god I hope Harvey opposes two lakes because in the time it will take him to get his study done, maybe my house will flood and I can get out of my morgage! Let it Rain! Let it Rain! Let it Rain!
IT IS OFFICIAL.
Belhaven LOVES Jimmy Giles AND Marshand Crisler.
Well, I'd rather be a part of the WPS (wtf?) and have supported a candidate that tried to bring all of Jackson to the table, over Harvey who relied on racialize appeals to the lowest common denominator. Who's your Master? Come on! This is supposed to be 2009 right?
Richard Barrett will be holding a job fair tomorrow in the parking lot at Smith-Wills. All voters in Precincts 32 & 33 are encouraged to attend.
From the looks of it Skippy Crisler may have tried but he whiffed quite badly.
Daryl Neely did better than Crisler and he didn't have to sell his soul in the process.
I coulda been a contendah, I could've been somebody
Now Tony Geiger can take the Crisler sign down that he hid in those bushes under that tree at the edge of his property.
A far cry from Laannnggggeeeee picking Melton to make the runoff. What a windbag.
I think Geiger should call his cousin because Obama could take some lessons from the whuppin' that got put on the white Republican proxy candidate tonight.
For all you whiteys in Ward 1 who have been scared to death I've been informed that if you call in the next 24 hours and tell the operator your zip code (39211) that you'll get an extra 5% discount and 5 free furniture blankets as an added bonus!
1-800-GO-UHAUL® (1-800-468-4285)
What did Laannnggggeeeee predict? 21-23,000 votes? Dude don't know jack shit but boy does he have a woody for Jimmy Hood.
contendah line, hahaha
also, 60/40..pretty dang close.....
FISH ROCKS!
Do you think that Sheriff Campaign Contribution will give Crisler a management level job now?
shut up. Lange's good people.
Hey listen everyone. Jeff Weill has buckets of extra koolaid left over. Give him a call if you could use a galloon or fifteen.
That's right, Stiletto! :)
So you bought that bullshit stiletto that the green zone Lange and his SafeCity pals tried to bulldoze through the Legislature was for "economic development".
Damn it. STOP PISSING ON ALAN'S CARPET!
Mighty impressive showing Kaze! Maybe you can double down and drop $4000 on Whitlow.
let's take this outside.
stilettogop@gmail.com
So, who becomes the voice of reason on the Council?
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Ouch.
OK. Harvey's back. And Chokwe.
When I got home tonight I smelled fresh cookies. My kids and the babysitter had whipped up fresh batches of peanut butter cookies and also chocolate chip. I opened a bottle of nice wine and called my favorite girl, and drank and flirted and ate cookies.
Life is fine, regardless of politics. Jackson will muddle through, as usual. "I coulda been a contendah??" Sounds like our new City slogan.
I guess this means that Laannnggggeeeee will be re-starting his Jackson crime blog tomorrow.
Charlotte Reeves is looking for an experienced huckleberry to help with her campaign Wilson.
Personally, I think Charlotte's kind of hot.
Dear Sheriff Campaign Contribution.
Build you warchest now. We like white meat.
When the numbers get crunched Crisler is going to realize that he is big time damaged political goods going forward.
Anastasia Apa CHOKES in Mississippi again. But boy did she bank a big chunk of $$$green$$$ from another sucka.
Some habits die real hard. There is Crisler on WAPT giving Kane Ditto a hug.
Kenny Stokes will be the next President of the City Council. Take it to the bank.
Viewership on Public Access may increase!
I am MOVING TO KANSAS.
Maybe Crisler can talk to John Ditto about life after a McMillin endorsement.
Damn the Klukkers really turned out for Crisler.
No @9:24, we've bought a fucking bullshit zone like no other, only fitting of you, and that's tuff. Whack away.
Wilson, I think you have got it figured out. My question: red or white with PB cookies?
I agree with whoever made the smart aleck comment about the council. THe inmates are about to run the asylum, folks.
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