Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Election night open thread. Fire away.

62 comments:

Feel Brian T. said...

I predict that Crisler will do real well in the same precincts where Jimmy Giles did well in past elections. LMAO.

Kingfish said...

Knock off the klukker references.

Kingfish said...

Marshand K. Crisler (D) 1,712 25%
Harvey Johnson Jr. (D) 5,179 75%
Precincts Reporting - 29 out of 90 - 32%

Let the ass-kicking begin. I predicted 60-40 Harvey.

Although Avery will do like N.O. and hold the NE Jackson precincts til later.

Kingfish said...

Crisler gets a first down:


Marshand K. Crisler (D) 4,165 31%
Harvey Johnson Jr. (D) 9,166 69%
Precincts Reporting - 46 out of 90 - 51%

Kingfish said...

Marshand K. Crisler (D) 5,688 37%
Harvey Johnson Jr. (D) 9,843 63%
Precincts Reporting - 53 out of 90 - 59%

Schizo said...

Are you done? People like you bore me.

Schizo said...

Obviously King zzapped the post I was responding to. Either that or I really was hearing voices there for a second.

Kingfish said...

Counted them up. only half of those precincts are from the council races. That means Ward 1 and 7 are heavy in the mix probably. Crisler getting creamed.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Mr. McGowan proves clairvoyant once again. He didn't do that mea culpa on the JFP this afternoon because he was feeling giddy.

Kingfish said...

Marshand K. Crisler (D) 6,365 36%
Harvey Johnson Jr. (D) 11,555 64%
Precincts Reporting - 61 out of 90 - 68%

Anonymous said...

Looks like your Superman Councilman KF backed the wrong horse. What does that make McMillin? ZERO for 3?

Anonymous said...

CRISLER SPANKED!

Kingfish said...

Marshand K. Crisler (D) 8,161 37%
Harvey Johnson Jr. (D) 14,069 63%
Precincts Reporting - 68 out of 90 - 76%

the ass-kicking continues.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Sanders can get Emmerich to pull his column before it goes to print.

Does anybody in Eastover, Belhaven or Fondren need the name of a good real estate agent?

Anonymous said...

Kaze YOU ROCKED THE HOUSE with your ageist bullshit!!!!

Kingfish said...

and continues.

Anonymous said...

Oh damn! The poo wittle permits are gonna take longer to get now. Oh me, oh my.

Anonymous said...

CRIME RUNS RAMPANT IN JACKSON. TONY GEIGER HAS ALL THE DETAILS.

Kingfish said...

Story here will be turnout matched the primary.

Anonymous said...

NOPE. The story will be that the WPS dumped over $550,000 into an empty suit and discovered that the suit was still empty after doing so.

Anonymous said...

Anyone up for a 'near stroke'?

Anonymous said...

The follow up story will be can Harvey keep Jackson from becoming worse than Detroit?

While everyone is taking swipes at Crisler, we are about to have the worse Council ever in Jackson's history. Don't be surprised if Tillman and Blunston end up looking like voices of reason inthe near future.

Anonymous said...

And, god I hope Harvey opposes two lakes because in the time it will take him to get his study done, maybe my house will flood and I can get out of my morgage! Let it Rain! Let it Rain! Let it Rain!

Anonymous said...

IT IS OFFICIAL.

Belhaven LOVES Jimmy Giles AND Marshand Crisler.

Anonymous said...

Well, I'd rather be a part of the WPS (wtf?) and have supported a candidate that tried to bring all of Jackson to the table, over Harvey who relied on racialize appeals to the lowest common denominator. Who's your Master? Come on! This is supposed to be 2009 right?

Anonymous said...

Richard Barrett will be holding a job fair tomorrow in the parking lot at Smith-Wills. All voters in Precincts 32 & 33 are encouraged to attend.

Anonymous said...

From the looks of it Skippy Crisler may have tried but he whiffed quite badly.

Anonymous said...

Daryl Neely did better than Crisler and he didn't have to sell his soul in the process.

Kingfish said...

I coulda been a contendah, I could've been somebody

Anonymous said...

Now Tony Geiger can take the Crisler sign down that he hid in those bushes under that tree at the edge of his property.

Anonymous said...

A far cry from Laannnggggeeeee picking Melton to make the runoff. What a windbag.

Anonymous said...

I think Geiger should call his cousin because Obama could take some lessons from the whuppin' that got put on the white Republican proxy candidate tonight.

Anonymous said...

For all you whiteys in Ward 1 who have been scared to death I've been informed that if you call in the next 24 hours and tell the operator your zip code (39211) that you'll get an extra 5% discount and 5 free furniture blankets as an added bonus!

1-800-GO-UHAUL® (1-800-468-4285)

Anonymous said...

What did Laannnggggeeeee predict? 21-23,000 votes? Dude don't know jack shit but boy does he have a woody for Jimmy Hood.

stilettoGOP said...

contendah line, hahaha

also, 60/40..pretty dang close.....

Anonymous said...

FISH ROCKS!

Anonymous said...

Do you think that Sheriff Campaign Contribution will give Crisler a management level job now?

stilettoGOP said...

shut up. Lange's good people.

Anonymous said...

Hey listen everyone. Jeff Weill has buckets of extra koolaid left over. Give him a call if you could use a galloon or fifteen.

Anonymous said...

That's right, Stiletto! :)

Anonymous said...

So you bought that bullshit stiletto that the green zone Lange and his SafeCity pals tried to bulldoze through the Legislature was for "economic development".

Anonymous said...

Damn it. STOP PISSING ON ALAN'S CARPET!

Anonymous said...

Mighty impressive showing Kaze! Maybe you can double down and drop $4000 on Whitlow.

stilettoGOP said...

let's take this outside.

stilettogop@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

So, who becomes the voice of reason on the Council?

Anonymous said...

JACKSON CONTACT
The Crisis Line

* Helpline
(601) 713-4357

Wilson H. Carroll said...

Ouch.

OK. Harvey's back. And Chokwe.

When I got home tonight I smelled fresh cookies. My kids and the babysitter had whipped up fresh batches of peanut butter cookies and also chocolate chip. I opened a bottle of nice wine and called my favorite girl, and drank and flirted and ate cookies.

Life is fine, regardless of politics. Jackson will muddle through, as usual. "I coulda been a contendah??" Sounds like our new City slogan.

Anonymous said...

I guess this means that Laannnggggeeeee will be re-starting his Jackson crime blog tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

Charlotte Reeves is looking for an experienced huckleberry to help with her campaign Wilson.

Wilson H. Carroll said...

Personally, I think Charlotte's kind of hot.

Anonymous said...

Dear Sheriff Campaign Contribution.

Build you warchest now. We like white meat.

Anonymous said...

When the numbers get crunched Crisler is going to realize that he is big time damaged political goods going forward.

Anonymous said...

Anastasia Apa CHOKES in Mississippi again. But boy did she bank a big chunk of $$$green$$$ from another sucka.

Anonymous said...

Some habits die real hard. There is Crisler on WAPT giving Kane Ditto a hug.

Anonymous said...

Kenny Stokes will be the next President of the City Council. Take it to the bank.

Anonymous said...

Viewership on Public Access may increase!

Anonymous said...

I am MOVING TO KANSAS.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Crisler can talk to John Ditto about life after a McMillin endorsement.

Anonymous said...

Damn the Klukkers really turned out for Crisler.

Anonymous said...

No @9:24, we've bought a fucking bullshit zone like no other, only fitting of you, and that's tuff. Whack away.

Anonymous said...

Wilson, I think you have got it figured out. My question: red or white with PB cookies?

Schizo said...

I agree with whoever made the smart aleck comment about the council. THe inmates are about to run the asylum, folks.


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