Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Vote for the Hottest Defendant in Mississippi












































(Top to bottom, left to right: Sheral Smith, Lisa Pendergest-Holt (2), Tyshuna Cooper, Lisa Pendergest-Holt, Dana Johnson, Karen Irby (2) )

Mississippi has many fine-looking women and our criminal justice system is no exception. Vote for our one of these women in our "Hottest Defendant in Mississippi" poll. If I've missed anyone worthy of being in the poll, please email me a pic and a copy of or link to an article reporting her arrest.

62 comments:

Anonymous said...

What about the Peach?

Kingfish said...

Not a defendant at this time in MS.

Anonymous said...

Throw Robbie Bell in there because she should be a defendant.

Kingfish said...

I have standards. She couldn't qualify for the hottest of anything.

Anonymous said...

That is a nice photograph of Karen in the white.

Kingfish said...

I hate that pic. Makes her look like an old maid.

Anonymous said...

Pendergest-Holt ... hands down

Kingfish said...

Dana Johnson could look really good. Give her the right stylist and make-up, she'd be quite stunning.

Anonymous said...

Karen Irby is really beautiful in person. I don't think that any of her photos do her justice. Very exotic in person.

Jim Craig said...

I vote for Ms. Smith. Very pretty eyes.

Anonymous said...

JIM HOOD . . . WHAT ABOUT JIM HOOD?

Anonymous said...

I'm trying to figure out what Dana Johnson did, can someone fill me in? I may jump ship pending on the crime.

Kingfish said...

Meth. 4 years. See MDOC website.

Anonymous said...

this is a pretty pathetic excuse for entertainment.

Kingfish said...

The other kids probably took your lunch money when you were little.

Anonymous said...

What the hell is it with the Karen Irby vote, are you people blind?!

Kingfish said...

No kidding. Over LPH? What is up with that?

Anonymous said...

Eight photos and six names - who is who (or whom) in this photo array?

Anonymous said...

How about a poll for best local rack?

stilettoGOP said...

Where was the none of the above option?

Alright alright, I'll play. Gun to my head, I guess I'd go for Cooper. I'm liking the naughty little smirk.

Anonymous said...

How does that picture make Karen look like an old maid?

A. Boyd Campbell, II said...

Will there be an adjustment in the vote tallies with regards to elective surgeries the nominees may or may not have had?

Anonymous said...

Wed. That looks like former Godwin Ex. Charles Carmichael in the group picture with Karen Irby, what is his & wife's relationship to Karen ?

stilettoGOP said...

Ya know, best rack could be fun. Wouldn't even have to submit face in pic. Totally anonymous.

I'm not entering. Wouldn't be fair to the other contestants.

Anonymous said...

I'm sticking with LPH, her crime is understandable, meth just rubs me the wrong way. Lying to the Feds makes more sense.

Anonymous said...

Don't remember her name offhand but one of the WAPT reporter girls has a mighty large Boone & Crockett score.

Anonymous said...

Karen Irby is soo far from Hot....should not be on the list!!!

Anonymous said...

Irby's photos are not great but that girl is stunning in person. Black hair and blue eyes. I see what he saw in her.

Anonymous said...

What about Linda Harmon ?????

Anonymous said...

Pendegest-Holt isn't charged with any Mississippi crime as of yet, if ever. Only SEC charges.

Anonymous said...

Karen Irby just looks plain crazy.

Anonymous said...

Anon 5:23-like Kingfish said, he has his standards. Harmon's a bitch.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Harmon could be included in the anonymous best local rack poll.

Anonymous said...

Who are the
other people (beside Husband) in the Karen Irby group picture?

Kingfish said...

Harmon is not local.

Anonymous said...

"The other kids probably took your lunch money when you were little.

May 27, 2009 3:00 PM"




ouch !!!!

Anonymous said...

LPH and Smith in a tie. Ya taking suggestions for the tiebreaker round?

Anonymous said...

Karen Irby= NOT HOT. Girlfriend is stunning...only not in a good way.

Hookah said...

I met Smith in person--had I not already known of the situation I would have mistaken her for an 18-year-old.

She's hot and I'm hot for teacher.

Kingfish said...

You know, there is something to be said for having hot g/f's in prison. If you can get conjugal visits that is. They can't follow you. Can't call you. Nag you. Not around to fight with you. It has its benefits.

Anonymous said...

Ha! You should see Tyshauna NOW. Very FAT and gray haired so you may want to update that pic and re-evaluate that one. YUCK

Anonymous said...

"Sheriff" Mac (She's not a flight risk) McMillan is going to shut down this site!

(Unless you've pre-arranged for preferential treatment)

stilettoGOP said...

11:11, the one in inmate orange, right? Ew. I change my vote to LPH.

SunshineForever said...

Kingfish, where is the hottest MS male defendant gallery? Don't alienate your vast female readership, for pity's sake!

As for K. Irby's "exotic in person" look . . . that's just the six kinds of crazy shining through. Seriously, I've never seen her in person, but she photographs crazy-in-the-face, and believe me, I would know.

SunshineForever said...

Oh, I forgot to leave a vote. Based on the pics provided, I must go with the 3rd defendant, Ms. Cooper, I believe it is? It's hard to look cute and bewitching in orange, ya'll. Being in custody means there's not much you can do to doll-up. Considering everything, she is kinda rockin' that county lock-up look. Man, give this chick some hairclippies and a 3-wolf moon t-shirt...and lock up your menfolk, ladies! (Or lock-up your ladies, whichever).

That is all.

Anonymous said...

As for Tyshuna Cooper Ross, this crackhead molested a 12 year old boy. I bet you wouldnt dare put a "hottest defendant" poll with men on here with a child molester that did that to a 12 year old girl.......

Kingfish said...

Blah blah blah.

I bet you thought Swift was being serious in A Modest Proposal.

Kingfish said...

In response to your question however, I'll let the class answer this one.

Class: If DWF or Stiletto put up such a poll with such a defendant, does anyone think I would take it down?

Anonymous said...

To May 27th at 5:26

And Stuart looks normal?

Anonymous said...

That group picture of Karen Irby makes me want to go out and get a milkshake.

Anonymous said...

That one went right over my head. Unless it is a boobie reference.

Anonymous said...

CHEEZUS, not another picture ! ! ! is what I'm thinking about that Irby group shot. Ever seen a more fake group shot, except for Stuart.

For those that think Irby is hot. Gimme some of that stuff you got. Or get your eyes checked.

Crazy as a shit house rat is what I think every time I look at her. And that was before the wreck and I knew anything about her.

Anonymous said...

KF. Why you trolling the MDOC website for babes anyways? Anything we need to know?

Kingfish said...

I needed a fifth choice.

Anonymous said...

A "fifth choice"? Would that be a fifth numerically or of alcohol?

Anonymous said...

KF, could you delete the group shot with the Irbys? I hate for the nice people who were standing in the wrong spot when the photographer came around to even remotely associated with this rotten bunch.

Anonymous said...

who are the two older folks with her ? Mom & Dad ?

Anonymous said...

They are NOT her parents! I know the lady in the photo and she should NOT been in this array! She is a very sweet LADY! PLEASE KF!

Anonymous said...

If I am not mistaken, she is a vol. at the Gov. Mansion for public tours...anybody know more.

Anonymous said...

What damn difference does it make? She was photographed with the Irbys. Big effing deal. No need to dig into her past.

Anonymous said...

BUT WHY!

Anonymous said...

You know, I've just got to say it, Stuart I. looks like a boozer. And is it just me, or does Karen look like him? I mean, to me, they look like each other. Something creepy this way comes.


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