Friday, May 29, 2009

South Jackson residents have had it.



Good story by Monica Hernandez on WLBT on how South Jackson residents are sick of crime.

18 comments:

Hookah said...

Don't worry South Jackson--Harvey Johnson will get you back on track.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for that bullshit statement Michael. You and the rest of the klukkville have got your heads buried up your ass.

Andrew said...

Michael,

How are you helping? Do you want to help? Do you give care to improve things at all, or is it more fun for you to take simple potshots and go about your clearly busy day of sniping?

If you think Jackson is terrible, then stop paying attention to it. That's all you have to do. Making comments about "Harvey Johnson saving you" does nothing to make this situation better, and shows your herd mentality.

Go play golf, or wash your H2, or whatever important things you have to do today.

Anonymous said...

I wish I had an H2......it's going to be a nice weekend to wash one of those things.......

Anonymous said...

Sssshhhh. Be real quiet. Don't tell anyone but there has been a big upswing in auto burglaries downtown. That is why they put in the overlay precinct there. Because it isn't safe.

Anonymous said...

LIAR.

South Jackson said...

The redneck white guy being interviewed is the unemployed "Dennis" that calls daily into Nesbit and Kim on 1180 a.m. and p.m. bitching, bitching, BITCHING. EVERY DAY.

He is also the one that was going to "rebuild Mary's house", early in the Melton term.

The man has NO credibility, but was "credible" enough for this "indepth" story by 3.

G M A B.

Kingfish said...

Don't remember him from Kim's show.

Anonymous said...

The redneck white guy being interviewed is the unemployed "Dennis" that calls daily into Nesbit and Kim on 1180 a.m. and p.m. bitching, bitching, BITCHING. EVERY DAY.

The Dennis you are referring to is Dennis Warren. The interviewee in Monica's story is Dennis Roberson.

Are you a Crisler voter? You do know he took a bullet in the leg.

Anonymous said...

The vehicles getting broken into downtown are those of bar patrons.

Anonymous said...

Bar patrons need love, too....and we don't appreciate people breaking into our H2s.......oh, barkeep!

You got it Toyota said...

Large spike in downtown auto burglaries last week. Reported by one of the TV Newsers who interviewed Vance. He confirmed. Said JPD would step up patrols. TV message to the metro area = Downtown Jackson Mississippi STILL DANGEROUS.

Unreported by local media was house burglary at Frank Melton's house.

Anonymous said...

That IS Dennis Warren. He obviously changed his name for tv in order to protect the innocent.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the special precinct needs its own special precinct to get that lawlessness under control. We've got to do everything possible to protect the economic interests of our downtown oligarchy.

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Anonymous said...

I just gotta make the obvious joke. "Obama can't even order a hamburger without a teleprompter. " http://www.wapt.com/video/19602332/index.html

Anonymous said...

Anon 5:44 little angry white man with no job and an UGLY wife is up to his humor again. You gotta love this zero. How's life, house mommy?

Anonymous said...

Lived in South Jackson - Alta Woods - during Danks and Ditto administrations, and it suffered from neglect back then as well. I lived in several Jackson neighborhoods and it always seemed that NE Jackson got all the goodies.


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