Am thinking of tackling this Two Lakes project and trying to figure the whole thing out. I might get a case of that wine below if I do.
Friday, May 22, 2009
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Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
44 comments:
Lose-lose-lose until the plans solidify further. McGowan jiggers the plan to combat objections with regularity.
I like how the compnany that has made millions of dollars on "feasability studies" (and on which the JFP relies) hasn't produced one - not one - document that related to the "studies" they conducted. They have literally run around town conducting study after study and haven't produced a single document.
They have quite a bit of literature on their website:
http://www.twolakesms.com/
Granted, you will only find what McGowan wants you to find there, but at least it's one side of the story.
I'd be very interested to see what you come up with KF. There's lots of talk about what it could do for the tri-county area, but "What should it do?" is the question. I'm all for economic development that also provides adequate flood control, but it needs to perform well in both sectors.
There's big money in "them dang" studies......bring on the Maple Syrup guys again......
I wonder what will happen once Harvey gets in office... can anyone say feasibility study #392?
Perhaps #392 will bear fruit....did any of the first 391 do so?
It would be interesting to look at the number of studies and also which ones were used to implement decisions that made it worth while. What would be your guess at the efficiency ratio?
I would guess 20%, but that's just a shot in the dark.
If I can figure out this bond stuff I can figure this out.
Please ask the engineering firm that has the contract with the levee board to conduct "feasibility studies" where the documented studies are. where are the ducuments. where are the documents. where are the documents.
Jackson had major floods in 1921 and 1979 (not sure if there were any other major ones), so do you think there will be another one in the next 30 years?
Sure you can, King! Would enjoy your perspective on this. Wondering myself the engineering on this versus Shoccoe Dam and even the proposed Town Creek project like San Antonio.
Moving target, time sink, little reward.
twin lakes project would be a boon to the city of Jackson, enhancing property values. Even downtown Jackson would probably be re-viatalized and avoid its
deathly demise. Madison-Ridgeland will continue to suck life away from any hope that the City of Jackson has/
Someone please give me one valid reason we should not do this? It has the potential to transform the city.
Go find a good independent hydro engineer KF to donate the hundreds of hours of time it will take to evaluate the various alternatives because that is what it is going to take to "figure this out". Otherwise you'll be little different than another Todd Stauffer with an opinion.
Maybe they could rebuild The Dock on those there lakes.
lake front property = more white folks = fewer black council peoples = bad idea
10:55 is a fucking genius. That is what it is all about. Council seats that pay shit on the dollar.
Thanks retard.
Actually they could rebuild the dock exactly where it was. That's a project that'll never get back off the ground.
12:31, you are so right. It's never, ever about race in Jackson. I am such a retard. Excuse me while I wipe the drool from my chin.
Lower Lake 1 lake compromise=79%effective. The 21% that doesn't work is town creek in downtown Jackson.
Also, the levees "holding in the water" in a flood event are 6 FEET HIGHER THAN LAKELAND DRIVE, measing SANDBAGS would be neccessary during a huge flood event.
SANDBAGS.
Who in hell will pay cash to develop land inside this large bass pond? Won't the "new levees " be lovely.
Yes.
But as a fellow nut, I appreciate insanity.
Lower Lake 1 lake compromise=79%effective. The 21% that doesn't work is town creek in downtown Jackson.
Let the monied elite downtown buy flood insurance. Screw them not the ever shrinking base of residents and small businesses.
KF, if you could cut the wheat from the shaft on this, we'd all be grateful. " Studies" are a politician's way of overcoming ridiculous objections without having to take a hit BUT they are also a way to block the powerful from doing something that benefits only their own pocket. And, if you look at Magnolia Venture and the Beef Plant studies, they can be a way to sell snake oil.
As it stands, I can't form an intelligent opinion on this project.
Somebody needs to tackle it before us taxpayers get either snookered or deprived of a benefit.
Wheat from the shaft? Is that a purposeful play on words or a public school education?
Cut the Wheat from the Shaft: a 1973 film starring Richard Roundtree. Tired of the pimp and pusher laiden hard streets, our hero, Shaft, decides to move to Nebraska farm, only to come face-to-face with the Klu Klux Klan! Guest starring Tamara Dobson as Cleopatra Jones, the hippest farm wife in the county.
"Let the monied elite downtown buy flood insurance. Screw them not the ever shrinking base of residents and small businesses."
This angry white man is a HOOT. I mean a HOOT.
What a view of life! ROTFLMFAO!!!
Dude you're going to have another 'near stroke' sanding that much rope.
You gotta love this guy!!!
Also, the One Lake compromise does NOTHING for the Town Creek situation. Think if the creek was like Oklahoma City....or Austin. We would have incredible financial opprtunities within the inner city. Could be so cool and transforming.
9:38 may have the dumbest phucking idea of all time.
Why have all the white supremacists left Y'allPolitics and now have landed here?
He is an angry, silly mission of one....not all. An angry, small white man. He is actually quite funny in his oratories, and so predictable.
Enjoy him, as he is great for laughs.
What is the Town Creek Situation?
With 2 Lakes, phase 2 will have it look like Oklahoma City. Useful waterfront throughout the city. with the 1 lake compromise, it will completely flood downtown, as tis area is the 21% "ineffective" area of this compromise.
[The devil is in the details]
The town creek flooding situation or the town creek tunnel situation or the town creek saloon situation?
LOVE the JFP opposition to TWO lakes. Bite the BAILOUT hand.
The "situation" is that this could/should be a beautiful water feature like you see in cities all over the country, but instead is an eyesore filled with horrible water, trash and looks and smells like shi$. All b/c of provincial thinkers not seeing what other cities have done, and that we can as well. Walking away from this genuine flood control project, with the water features it can present is so shorsighted.
Why aren't you posting all that on the JFP? You are preaching to the choir here.
@3:54
Agreed
You are asking questions that could be answered through research.
These questions have long been answered, but the anti's will NOT recognize them. This is a no brainer. Now, let's go hug some trees while our lake dries up.
yeah, that sugar ditch in the downtowm area could be transformed intro San Antonio style water feature , but no .....
no telling how many species of slugs, water turds and tadpoles would be wiped out if they develope the plan.
How's the research going KF?
Follow the MONEY. Right to Waggener Engineering and Carl Ray Furr. Millions in studies and engineering, and NOTHING to show for ir. Keep the controversy alive, and line the "consultants" [and their cronies] pockets.
Not saying it is illegal, but FOLLOW THE MONEY.
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