Jackson Jambalaya

What about the Peach?

Not a defendant at this time in MS.

Throw Robbie Bell in there because she should be a defendant.

I have standards. She couldn't qualify for the hottest of anything.

That is a nice photograph of Karen in the white.

I hate that pic. Makes her look like an old maid.

Pendergest-Holt ... hands down

Dana Johnson could look really good. Give her the right stylist and make-up, she'd be quite stunning.

Karen Irby is really beautiful in person. I don't think that any of her photos do her justice. Very exotic in person.

I vote for Ms. Smith. Very pretty eyes.

JIM HOOD . . . WHAT ABOUT JIM HOOD?

I'm trying to figure out what Dana Johnson did, can someone fill me in? I may jump ship pending on the crime.

Meth. 4 years. See MDOC website.

this is a pretty pathetic excuse for entertainment.

The other kids probably took your lunch money when you were little.

What the hell is it with the Karen Irby vote, are you people blind?!

No kidding. Over LPH? What is up with that?

Eight photos and six names - who is who (or whom) in this photo array?

How about a poll for best local rack?

Where was the none of the above option?

Alright alright, I'll play. Gun to my head, I guess I'd go for Cooper. I'm liking the naughty little smirk.

How does that picture make Karen look like an old maid?

Will there be an adjustment in the vote tallies with regards to elective surgeries the nominees may or may not have had?

Wed. That looks like former Godwin Ex. Charles Carmichael in the group picture with Karen Irby, what is his & wife's relationship to Karen ?

Ya know, best rack could be fun. Wouldn't even have to submit face in pic. Totally anonymous.

I'm not entering. Wouldn't be fair to the other contestants.

I'm sticking with LPH, her crime is understandable, meth just rubs me the wrong way. Lying to the Feds makes more sense.

Don't remember her name offhand but one of the WAPT reporter girls has a mighty large Boone & Crockett score.

Karen Irby is soo far from Hot....should not be on the list!!!

Irby's photos are not great but that girl is stunning in person. Black hair and blue eyes. I see what he saw in her.

What about Linda Harmon ?????

Pendegest-Holt isn't charged with any Mississippi crime as of yet, if ever. Only SEC charges.

Karen Irby just looks plain crazy.

Anon 5:23-like Kingfish said, he has his standards. Harmon's a bitch.

Maybe Harmon could be included in the anonymous best local rack poll.

Who are the
other people (beside Husband) in the Karen Irby group picture?

Harmon is not local.

"The other kids probably took your lunch money when you were little.

May 27, 2009 3:00 PM"




ouch !!!!

LPH and Smith in a tie. Ya taking suggestions for the tiebreaker round?

Karen Irby= NOT HOT. Girlfriend is stunning...only not in a good way.

I met Smith in person--had I not already known of the situation I would have mistaken her for an 18-year-old.

She's hot and I'm hot for teacher.

You know, there is something to be said for having hot g/f's in prison. If you can get conjugal visits that is. They can't follow you. Can't call you. Nag you. Not around to fight with you. It has its benefits.

Ha! You should see Tyshauna NOW. Very FAT and gray haired so you may want to update that pic and re-evaluate that one. YUCK

"Sheriff" Mac (She's not a flight risk) McMillan is going to shut down this site!

(Unless you've pre-arranged for preferential treatment)

11:11, the one in inmate orange, right? Ew. I change my vote to LPH.

Kingfish, where is the hottest MS male defendant gallery? Don't alienate your vast female readership, for pity's sake!

As for K. Irby's "exotic in person" look . . . that's just the six kinds of crazy shining through. Seriously, I've never seen her in person, but she photographs crazy-in-the-face, and believe me, I would know.

Oh, I forgot to leave a vote. Based on the pics provided, I must go with the 3rd defendant, Ms. Cooper, I believe it is? It's hard to look cute and bewitching in orange, ya'll. Being in custody means there's not much you can do to doll-up. Considering everything, she is kinda rockin' that county lock-up look. Man, give this chick some hairclippies and a 3-wolf moon t-shirt...and lock up your menfolk, ladies! (Or lock-up your ladies, whichever).

That is all.

As for Tyshuna Cooper Ross, this crackhead molested a 12 year old boy. I bet you wouldnt dare put a "hottest defendant" poll with men on here with a child molester that did that to a 12 year old girl.......

Blah blah blah.

I bet you thought Swift was being serious in A Modest Proposal.

In response to your question however, I'll let the class answer this one.

Class: If DWF or Stiletto put up such a poll with such a defendant, does anyone think I would take it down?

To May 27th at 5:26

And Stuart looks normal?

That group picture of Karen Irby makes me want to go out and get a milkshake.

That one went right over my head. Unless it is a boobie reference.

CHEEZUS, not another picture ! ! ! is what I'm thinking about that Irby group shot. Ever seen a more fake group shot, except for Stuart.

For those that think Irby is hot. Gimme some of that stuff you got. Or get your eyes checked.

Crazy as a shit house rat is what I think every time I look at her. And that was before the wreck and I knew anything about her.

KF. Why you trolling the MDOC website for babes anyways? Anything we need to know?

I needed a fifth choice.

A "fifth choice"? Would that be a fifth numerically or of alcohol?

KF, could you delete the group shot with the Irbys? I hate for the nice people who were standing in the wrong spot when the photographer came around to even remotely associated with this rotten bunch.

who are the two older folks with her ? Mom & Dad ?

They are NOT her parents! I know the lady in the photo and she should NOT been in this array! She is a very sweet LADY! PLEASE KF!

If I am not mistaken, she is a vol. at the Gov. Mansion for public tours...anybody know more.

What damn difference does it make? She was photographed with the Irbys. Big effing deal. No need to dig into her past.

BUT WHY!

You know, I've just got to say it, Stuart I. looks like a boozer. And is it just me, or does Karen look like him? I mean, to me, they look like each other. Something creepy this way comes.