Jackson Jambalaya

Hail never cooperates when you can have some fun........

jumping in pools?

I walked across the front yard while it was hailing. Barely even felt it.

I bet they sleep with night lights too.

They should have all piled in the Yugo.......

under desks..?? geesh. there are reasons to do that, and hail isn't one of them.

The Doppeltweets are satire; they're supposed to look like overblown, losing-my-shit reactions to weather because that's what the weather tweets look like. Duh.

But instead, they make the JFP look like they are overblown, in addition to constantly losing their shit. Satire on Twitter doesn't work. It's stupid and annoying. Yes, I am a follower of JFP on Twitter, because they occasionally tweet something useful or interesting. This is not the case with Doppletweets, which incidentally sounds incredibly idiotic. But that's nothing new for the Freep.

This was emailed to me by several peole. Funny how they all thought it was serious. Of course, after they have freaked out on several stories, anyone remember the gas cloud after the truck flipped on I-10 on the coast?,, it doesn't get pulled off that well.

Doppletweets = meaningless gratuitous JFP manure

The JFP beating on the Clarion Ledger is because they have standing she wishes to destroy.

JJ readers beating on the JFP is because she has standing they wish to destroy.

Otherwise, WHY BOTHER?

1. All the media gets bashed on here. Enter Clarion-Ledger in the search box and see for yourself. I used to call WLBT and WJTV the Axis of Melton on here.

2. Most of the JFP stuff is emailed to me by readers. I don't go out of my looking for it but if its sent to me and I find it funny or deserving of comment, then I'll post it.

3. No standing as I'm not in competition with them. I don't care if they go out of business or prosper, makes no business to me. They do get praised on here from time to time. However, no one else in the local media trashes people the way they do and exhibit a stage of ugliness such as the JFP towards those who fall in their cross hairs.

When they do things like refer to Mississippi as the "Mexico of the U.S.", they are going to get called out or when they trash Leah Rupp or every other female reporter in town, notice will be taken. No one would care if they just criticized but they go past legitimate criticism. Their reporting is no better than the Clarion-Ledger's or WAPT's. They are better writers but they are just as challenged on facts and subject matter knowledge.

After reading the JFP's (insert Ladd) take on "Race Leaves Mark in Mayoral Race", it makes me sick to realize she thinks has some sort of moral high ground. She's sick, sick, sick. Did I mention sick? As in, not feeling well. That's one sick beotch.

A year from now she'll still be milking Melton for stories and her teachable moment claptrap. She better buy a big ass bouquet of flowers for his memorial service considering all he did for her. Now that Frank has cleared the decks Ladd can return to hatin' Haley Barbour and the others she regularly abuses.

"Race Leaves Mark in Mayoral Race"

Have to admit I've been reading that one over there, and if I keep reading it..a BOOM you hear one night will be my head exploding. Their black/white shit has me THISCLOSE to chiming in. and it would not be pretty.

Happy to say I've not been to that website in two years and don't see the printed version of that sleaze which is apparently stacked outside of convenience stores. I feel so clean. Happy Friday to all!

Haha, you feel clean. That was a good way to put it ;) yeah I only lurk over there eeevery once in a while. End up disgusted. I bet they'd really care too.. something tells me JFP wouldn't be big Stiletto fans. Bra burnin ugly liberal hippies can have a coke and a smile.

Happy fri to you, too. Rock on.

Happy to say I've not been to that website in two years ...

No problem. You can catch all the funlights here! Because if you've read one edition of the JFP, you've read 'em all.