The sanctions continue to pile up against Carlos the Clown. Oops, make that Judge Carlos the Clown as he serves as a municipal court judge in Clarksdale and Grenada for now. The Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance (That's the folks who discipline judges) wants to kick Grenada attorney Carlos Moore off the bench for awhile and fine him $5,000 after he broke the rules yet again.
Click Here to Read More..Wednesday, January 31, 2024
Robert St. John: I Love This Business
In the 1985 Ron Howard movie, “Cocoon,” a group of senior citizens from a retirement home break into an abandoned indoor swimming pool filled with alien pods. The energy radiated from the pods at the bottom of the pool gives the seniors bucketloads of youthful vigor and renewed energy.
Click Here to Read More..Progress!
And the walls...... came tumbling down....... and the walls......
Click Here to Read More..Sid Salter: As Usual, Restoration of Ballot Initiative Will be a Long, Complex Fight
Once again, the issue of whether Mississippi voters should have the very straightforward power to bypass the Mississippi Legislature and propose changes to state statutes or the state Constitution of 1890 is front and center.
Click Here to Read More..Tuesday, January 30, 2024
Clinton to Fox: Welcome Home
The city of Clinton issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Reversed! (Updated)
The Mississippi Court of Appeals reversed Anthony Fox's conviction. Copy of opinion. Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement:
Click Here to Read More..Mardis Gets 20 Years for Aggravated Domestic Violence
Hit & Run in Byram
The Byram Police Department issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..The Return of the Lakeland Ballet
The Northeast Jackson nudist was back in action yesterday as she made an appearance yesterday in The Quarter.
Click Here to Read More..Golf Cart Thieves Caught
The Madison Police Department issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Monday, January 29, 2024
Delbert Speaks!
Lieutenant Governor Delbert Hosemann issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Execution, not Conservation
Check out what a MDWP Officer did when a citizen reported a duck in the yard at a Meridian home.
Click Here to Read More..From the W to Brightwell to......
The folks at the "W" can't seem to make up their minds on what they should call the Mississippi University for Women. They realized "Mississippi Brightwell University" was not a good idea but unfortunately, don't seem to have learned anything. The "W" posted the following options on its website.
Click Here to Read More..More Time for Gilmer?
The Madison County Sheriff charged attorney Barry Gilmer with aggravated assault of a law enforcement officer and escape Friday after he allegedly beat a female detention officer. Gilmer is serving a 12-day jail sentence after he was convicted of disturbing the peace several years ago. However, Gilmer might stay in jail for awhile because he also has a six-month suspended sentence for discharging a firearm.
Click Here to Read More..Just Another Day in Brandon, Mississippi
Warning: Partial physical & psychological nudity posted below.
There she was, just a walking down the street......
Click Here to Read More..Sunday, January 28, 2024
Officer-Involved Shooting in Jackson
The Mississippi Department of Public Safety issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Burning Down the House
Preaching from 1 Corinthians 6:16-20, the late Dr. Frank Pollard compared sexual immorality to spiritual leprosy. What can give so much pleasure hurts those who love us while corrupting the soul. The fury of passion eventually become the chains of slavery. Fortunately, Dr. Pollard preached, there is a way get your freedom. Find out how in the 1996 sermon posted below.
Click Here to Read More..Former Marks City Clerk Accused of Embezzlement
State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Bill Crawford: Presidential Primary Show Won't Make it to Mississippi
The national soap opera known as the Republican Presidential Primaries starring Donald J. Trump will likely be passé when it gets to Mississippi on March 12th.
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, January 27, 2024
Will the Magnolia State Follow Old Dominion?
Data centers will soon be part of the Mississippi vocabulary after Governor Tate Reeves announced a $10 billion project that is bringing two Amazon data centers to Mississippi.
Click Here to Read More..Funny of the Day
Do you know someone who suffers from HGS? This video might help.
Click Here to Read More..D.L. Gardner: Trump Stands in Way of NWO
Unelected international authorities and organizations have tried to gain control over America for decades as a means to control the world. Disease X may be their trump card.
Click Here to Read More..Friday, January 26, 2024
Byram Police Arrests "Walmart" Mother
The Byram Police Department issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Thug Attorney Beats Female Jailer (Updated)
Update (8:55 PM): Madison County Justice Court Judge Lloyd Spivey set Gilmer's bond at $751,000 at his initial appearance this afternoon. The hearing was conducted via videoconference.
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or The Epic of Gilmermesh ends in jail.
Attorney Barry Gilmer is apparently trying to convert his jail sentence to a prison sentence. The Madison County attorney severely injured a female detention officer as he beat her to a pulp this morning at the Madison County jail. Gilmer is serving a 12-day sentence after he was convicted of shooting at his neighbor's house.
Click Here to Read More..Pearl Has Highest Graduation Rate in Metro Area
Pearl enjoyed the highest graduation rate of public schools in the Jackson metro area while Canton suffered the worst such rates. Pearl also led the way in keeping kids in school as its dropout rate was only 1.4%.
Click Here to Read More..Another Favre Gets in Trouble
The Justice Department issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Want to Feel Stuffed?
Why settle for just anything when you can sit down to a nice piece of stuffed fish?
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Thursday, January 25, 2024
Powering Data Storage
This post is sponsored and authored by the Mississippi Energy Institute.
(The topic du jour is the announcement of multiple, big data storage centers to be constructed in Madison County. The MS Legislature is convening today in a Governor Reeves-called Special Session to consider an incentive package to lure the project. Recently, the Magnolia Tribune covered how energy intensive projects will naturally be drawn to places with stable, reliable, affordable energy. Data storage centers require ENORMOUS amounts of electricity. A great big, baseload-power consumer like data storage can result in benefits across an electricity system through greater economies of scale. Below is a Daily Energy Intake from 10/5/23 on electricity and data storage.) Click Here to Read More..Mom of the Year
Correction: The post erroneously reported the incident took place in the Jackson Walmart.
Outrage ensued when a woman brought her child wearing only a diaper to the Byram Walmart despite freezing temperatures last week. The Daily Mail reported:
Click Here to Read More..A Contract is a Contract
Posted below is Tuesday's work session of the Hinds County Board of Supervisors. The Board refuses to stream the work sessions online so yours truly went downtown. The agenda is posted below as well.
Click Here to Read More..Wednesday, January 24, 2024
$50 Million Returned to Insurance Policy-Holders
Insurance Commish Mike Chaney issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Governor Announces $10 Billion Project
Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement.
Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement. Governor Tate Reeves today announced that he is calling a special session to finalize the largest economic development project in Mississippi’s entire history.
Click Here to Read More..Accused Killer Brought Back to Mississippi
Case is best argument for original HB #1020.
Ryan Hopkins might finally face justice in Hinds County despite Tomie Green's efforts to keep the accused killer free when she sat on the bench.
Click Here to Read More..Gateway to Pyschosis?
Marijuana may indeed be a gateway drug.... to psychosis. The Wall Street Journal reported recently:
Click Here to Read More..Robert St. John: Fried Shrimp
The late great Ella Brennan, long-time matriarch of the New Orleans restaurant scene as head of the Brennan clan— and the perennial owner/operator of Commander’s Palace, the much-celebrated bastion of fine dining in the Garden District— once said of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, “You know why kids love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? Because peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are good.” I wholeheartedly agree with that sentiment.
Click Here to Read More..Sid Salter: As She Retires, Alyce Clarke Bumps into $2 Billion in Lottery Sales
Former State Rep. Alyce Griffin Clarke, D-Jackson, heads to a Jan. 26 “Night of Jubilee” event at the Jackson Convention Center this week honoring her 38 years of service to her District 69 constituents and along the way bumped smack into her legacy – the Alyce G. Clarke Lottery Law.
Click Here to Read More..Tuesday, January 23, 2024
Banks Charged with DUI
Jackson City Council President Aaron Banks was charged with a DUI recently.
Click Here to Read More..$10 Billion Economic Development Projects Coming
Let the good times roll inMadison County. Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement:
Click Here to Read More..Lynn Fitch Tries to Wreck College Football Some More
Attorney General Lynn Fitch issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..$100 Million Sports Complex coming to Gluckstadt
The city of Gluckstadt issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Gene Therapy Offers Hope to Sickle Cell Patients
Annie Oeth authored the following press release for UMMC.
Derrick James marched and played in band camp this past summer, and Kennedi Jackson dances.
Monday, January 22, 2024
Armed Mother Shoots Attacker, Protects Children
This post is reprinted with the permission of the Taxpayer's Channel (Greenwood).
A mother, along with her three children, were in their home today near Gravel Hill in Carroll County, when a man smashed his truck into their dining room and pursued them through the house wielding a knife.
Click Here to Read More..Oops!
A funny thing happened on the way to a Ridgeland demolition last week.
Click Here to Read More..Friends Give Polo Thousands While in Jail
Never let it be said Polo's friends abandoned him while he sits in jail. Pastor Dewayne Pickett, Toni Johnson, and Sudie Teague Jones each deposited over $1,000 into Polo's commissary account as he awaits trial for murder.
Click Here to Read More..The Party Crasher Strikes Again
Don't you love people who don't belong at a party?
Click Here to Read More..Sunday, January 21, 2024
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Trollfest '09
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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Trollfest '07
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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