Friday, August 23, 2024

Lyin' Lumumba at it Again

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba complained the rental fees for Thalia Mara Hall were too low at his press conference last week.  Hizzoner said the fees were "insufficient" and inexpensive" as he claimed someone could rent the hall for only $1,200.  

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Couple Busted for Selling Bogus Fire Protection Systems to Jackson Daycare Centers

Five Jackson daycare centers swindled (allegedly).  

Insurance Commissioner Mike Chaney issued the following statement. 

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Veggies for Dinner

If he had grown up in Mississippi and posted on Jackson Jambalaya, the Biblical writer could have written, “Man cannot live by fast food alone. He must have veggies.”


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Thursday, August 22, 2024

Coppers Catch Copper Thief

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Recalled to Life: The Mayflower Cafe

 Some restaurants crash, some fade away, and others somehow, some way, get back on top.  Thanks to a team of investors and chefs, the storied Mayflower Cafe might just be be on the cusp of a renaissance. 

 


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Oxford Woman (Allegedly) Finds Mice in Soft Drink Can

An Oxford woman sued U.S. Beverage in federal court after she allegedly discovered two mice in a can of soft drink after she consumed the beverage.

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Party!

 Things were happening last night at Club Cazuela on Fortification Street.  It almost reminds one of The Dock.  

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Wednesday, August 21, 2024

Councilwoman Didn't Take the Bait

 Add Virgi Lindsey to the list of Jackson City Council members who didn't take the bait when the feds came calling earlier this year.  WLBT reported: 

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State Auditor: Illegal Immigration Hurts Taxpayers

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement yesterday. 

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Robert St. John: Core Values

This year has been the year for core values around here. One would think that New South Restaurant Group, a business that has been opening and operating restaurant and bar concepts for the past 37 years, would always have been an organization that eats, sleeps, and breathes, core values. Unfortunately, that hasn’t been the case. In 2024 we have finally fully arrived.

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Ward 2 Special Election Announced

 The city of Jackson issued the following statement Monday. 

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Sid Salter: Will State Legislative Leaders Join Growing Trend in Limiting Property Taxes?

As Mississippi legislative leaders contemplate additional tax reforms in the coming 2025 regular session of the Mississippi Legislature, the spotlight has been on additional state income tax cuts and yet another examination of reducing the state’s highest-in-the-nation 7% grocery tax.

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Tuesday, August 20, 2024

Cop-Shooter Gets 40 Years

 Madison-Rankin County District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Let's Get Ready to Ruuuuuuumble!!!

 The oral arguments in Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance v. Carlos Moore are about to begin.  Tune in here.

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Live from the Courtroom

Posted below is the audio recording of former Jackson Ward 2 City Councilwoman Angelique Lee's change of plea hearing on August 14. 

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Understanding Your Insurance Policy

 Mississippi Insurance Commish Mike Chaney issued the following statement. 

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No Broadway,? No Problem

Worried there might not be a Broadway season in Jackson this year?  Never fear, JJ is here.  Tickets are now on sale for Broadway in New Orleans.  Check out the offerings.  

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Monday, August 19, 2024

"Have a F***** Great Time"

or The Surrender of Lee at the Federal Courthouse

Former Jackson Ward 2 Councilwoman Angelique Lee stood in the well of justice last Wednesday in federal court as she pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit bribery.  However, Lee's guilty plea is merely the tip of the spear for the Justice Department as it takes on Jackson corruption.   

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Will the Lights on Broadway Stay Lit?

 Broadway in Jackson issued the following statement. 

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See the Sights of the SEC

 Road trip, anyone? 

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Women Win at Supreme Court

Attorney General Lynn Fitch issued the following statement. 

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Sunday, August 18, 2024

Closed Until Further Notice

 The Daiquiri Bar posted the following message on Facebook. 

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How Do You Up Yourself?

"I'm sorry to say so but, sadly, it's true that Bang-ups and Hang-ups can happen to you. You can get all hung up in a prickle-ly perch. And your gang will fly on. You'll be left in a Lurch."  The late Dr. Frank Pollard yet again wove a sermon out of the Good Book and Dr. Seuss as only he could.  The them in the 1996 sermon posted below is what to do when you are down.  Enjoy. 

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Bill Crawford: Mission Mississippi Still Active & Relevant

Sixty years ago on June 28, 1964, the New York Times front page declared, “MISSISSIPPI: A PROFILE OF THE NATION'S MOST SEGREGATED STATE.”

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Saturday, August 17, 2024

Saturday Night Cinema

 If you like Broadway, a real treat popped up on Youtube recently.  The 1999 version of Oklahoma, starring Hugh Jackman, is available for free on Youtube.   Of course, this might be the only Broadway you get to see in Jackson for the rest of the year.  Enjoy.  

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Mass Shooting at the Daiquiri Bar

The Capitol Police issued the following statement. 

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D.L. Gardner: Outrage Over Free Speech

Jonathan Turley’s book “The Indispensable Right: Free Speech in an Age of Rage,” is described by the publisher as “A timely, revelatory look at freedom of speech—our most basic right and the one that protects all the others.” What happens when the government polices our spoken words or even our thoughts and beliefs?

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Nice!

It's the same ole, same ole at City Hall this morning. 

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Friday, August 16, 2024

Friday Night Flicks

 Need something good to watch this weekend? Check out these movies streamed on Youtube for, dare we say it?, Free! There are some real gems below. 

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MCPP: Support Your Democracy, America

Elections are underway for the Mississippi Supreme Court. Five candidates are competing for a seat in the Central District, some of whom I heard speak at the Neshoba County Fair recently. There’s a similar election taking place in south Mississippi. It’s easy to take it for granted that ordinary people are able to elect judges in our state.

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Food Fight: Mississippi Swindle Edition!

 Disgust! Outrage! More Outrage!  Such were the reactions of the politeratti in Mississippi after State Auditor Shad White's book, Mississippi Swindle, hit bookstores last week.  This tome was no milquetoast corporate writing but a no-holds barred account of the DHS scandal.  No punches were pulled as the State Auditor threw more than a few at former U.S. Attorney Mike Hurst, Attorney General Lynn Fitch, and others.  Needless to say, they took none too kindly to their characterizations in the book.  While they fired back in fury, the politeratti gasped "How could he?" 

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Funny of the Day

 Check out what Hizzoner will be up to down in Puerto Rico in a few days.  

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Everyone Needs a Good Breakfast Casserole

Here is my Favorite


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Thursday, August 15, 2024

Ridgeland Teen Carjackers Plead Guilty

 Madison-Rankin District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement and mug shots.  

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Idiot of the Day

 Someone got really stupid in Charlotte a year ago.  

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Special Election Rules for Jackson City Council

 The city of Jackson issued the following statement yesterday. 

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Worldcom Math Comes to Jackson

It appears the Lumumba administration is practicing the accounting that made Worldcom and Enron famous - for the wrong reasons.   WLBT's Anthony Warren reported: 

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Wednesday, August 14, 2024

Live From the Courtroom

 Posted below is the audio recording of the initial appearance of former Jackson City Councilwoman Angelique Lee in U.S. District Court.  Comment in the post immediately below. 

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Lee Surrenders

FBI paid for shopping spree, wants shoes back!

Update (3:10 PM) Lee pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit bribery at her arraignment.  U.S. District Judge Daniel Patrick Jordan set her sentencing for November 13. 

Former Jackson City Councilwoman Angelique Lee is appearing in U.S. District Court at 1 PM today for her initial appearance after the Justice Department entered a Bill of Information.  The bill charges Lee with conspiracy to commit bribery.    

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Robert St. John: Breadlike Dreams

Young boys dream. In my early years, while friends fantasized about being astronauts, soldiers, and firemen. I wanted to be Darren Stevens on the television show, Bewitched. The prospect of being married to a beautiful witch who could conjure up Benjamin Franklin in the middle of her living room with a twinkle of her nose was appealing to me as a six-year old boy. Though what truly intrigued me about that show was Darren Stevens’ job as an advertising executive. Even at that early age, the prospect of coming up with creative ideas and pitching them to a client appealed to me.

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Jackson Councilwoman Resigns

Jackson Ward 2 Councilwoman Angelique Lee resigned her position this morning.  

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Biloxi Blues for Former Councilman

 The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

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Sid Salter: Next President Faces Biden/Trump's $35 Trillion National Debt

Six months ago, the gross national debt of the United States exceeded $35 trillion. That total includes money the federal government owes itself, so many in government and finance rely on the lower net national debt number of about $27 trillion if that makes anyone feel one iota better.

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Tuesday, August 13, 2024

Governor Sues Biden Admin Over Partisan Voter Registration Order

 Mississippi Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

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Goddess Loses at Great Lengths

 Attorney Malcolm Harrison issued the following press release. 

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Deal of the Day

Check out what SuperSaver in south Jackson had for $1 a case yesterday.   

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Case Dismissed!

The Lafayette County District Attorney withdrew an indictment for sexual battery against the owner of a popular Oxford bar in April.  

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Monday, August 12, 2024

Too Cool

 What happens when two dudes snag a WWII U.S. Army jeep and take it to the shop? 

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Ouch!

 Someone had a bad day over at Lakeland Drive and Ridgewood Road.  

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Mayor Holds Regular Briefing

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba is holding his weekly briefing right now.  The presser is live-streamed below. 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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