Tuesday, May 9, 2023

Hwy 80 Closed in Brandon, Romantic Adventures not Affected

 The Mississippi Department of Transportation issued the following statement. 

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Feds: Jackson Has 256 Sanitary Sewer Overflows

The federal government said Jackson currently has 256 sanitary sewer overflows in a status report submitted to U.S. District Judge Henry Wingate yesterday.  

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Funny of the Day

 Breaking Points is covering a wee bit of scandal over at CNBC.  It's quite amusing as the woman who got the CEO fired for "harassment" got caught for - you guessed it - sleeping with her source.  

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Monday, May 8, 2023

Happy Birthday, Don!

 Today is Don Rickles' birthday.  He would have been 97 years old if he still lived. In celebration of his birthday, enjoy his roast of one Samuel Davis, Jr.  

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Congratulations!

 Congratulations to Anna Wolfe over at Mississippi Today.   She busted her ass for the last two years on the DHS scandal and was awarded a Pulitzer for her efforts.   Nice job.  Now go out and do it again. ;-). 

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Mayor Responds to Shad

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba issued the following statement. 

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Auditing Jackson's Audits

State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement and report. 

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Pearl Chase Ends in 2 for 1 Special

The Pearl Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Smile Like You Mean It!

A healthy and friendly smile can have a significant impact on other’s first impression of you.  Findings indicate that 76% of people base first impressions on one’s smile yet most people are unhappy with their smile. So what can we do?

LeFleur Dental Group offers a variety of tips and procedures to help us achieve a beautiful and healthy smile.  These procedures are customized to your specific wants and needs.  Below, we will outline a few of our most popular cosmetic treatment options: 

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Judge Stokes Passes Away

Hinds County Court Judge Larita Stokes passed away.  She has been hospitalized off and on for several months after she contracted Covid-19 earlier this year.  Judge Stokes is the wife of Jackson Ward 3 Councilman Kenneth I. Stokes.  Rest in peace, Judge Stokes, rest in peace.  

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Looking for Pirate Booty

 Someone decided to go for a stroll in Pearl....

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Mississippi Museum of Art Joins Blue Star Program

The Mississippi Museum of Art issued the following statement. 

The Mississippi Museum of Art (MMA/the Museum) today announced it will join museums nationwide in the Blue Star Museums initiative, a program that provides free admission to currently-serving U.S. military personnel and their families this summer. The 2023 program will begin on Armed Forces Day, Saturday, May 20, 2023, and end on Labor Day, Monday, September 4, 2023. Find the list of participating museums at arts.gov/bluestarmuseums.

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Sunday, May 7, 2023

“I’ll Call Them Devils, Too”

 KIM Waaaaaaaade is back with another edition of his CWU-TV show.  The Radio Strongman tackles crime, Jackson, and the good ole 1020 lawsuits as only he can.  The show is posted below.  Enjoy.  

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Brandon TicTok'er Commits Suicide

A Brandon TikTok'er committed suicide recently.  Bobby Moudy may be gone but his death wreacks even more havoc upon his family.  TMZ reported: 

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D.L. Gardner: Freedom to Hear & Believe

We close every semester giving 5-7 minute persuasive speeches. This is the “scariest” speech students give for a number of reasons. Many fear offending classmates who might disagree with them. Just telling students their speeches have to be controversial evokes shivers. I remind them their speeches should not be offensive, only persuasive. 

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Being the Last Choice

Some churches welcome one and all while others well, let's just say they are more like country clubs that welcome only a chosen few as they place their faith in everything but faith. Preaching from Luke: 8:40-53, the late Dr. Frank Pollard discussed both in his usual humorous way in the 1995 sermon posted below.  Enjoy. 

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Nick Clark, Rest in Peace

 Hinds County Sheriff Tyree Jones issued the following statement. 

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Bill Crawford: Speaker Highlights Pro-Family, Pro-Life Legislation

 Speaker of the House Philip Gunn chose to highlight pro-family, pro-life legislation championed by his Commission on Life last week at a Stennis-Capitol Press Corps luncheon at Hal and Mal’s. 

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Friday, May 5, 2023

Friday Night Flick

Looking for something to watch with the kids? You're in luck as The Dark Crystal popped up on Youtube and guess what? It's free.  Enjoy the Jim Henson classic.  

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Morgan!!!

 Country music heartthrob Morgan Wallen said he is working on a make-up date for the concert in Oxford that was canceled several weeks ago.  

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Southern Poverty Law Center Files Complaint Against State

Calls matching requirement for ARPA funds discriminatory.  

The Southern Poverty Law Center issued the following statement. 

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How to Bring Some Florentine Home

 This post is authored by Zerobear Polybear. 

No Italian cook worthy of his sauce-stained apron should ever be satisfied without one or more good reliable Parmesan dishes within his repertoire. In fact, it seems to be a shame to even use the word “Parmesan” without preceding it with Chicken, Veal, Eggplant, or some kind of Seafood. I can't imagine spending any time in the Tuscan region of Italy or a good Italian Restaurant without taking much more than a glance at a menu before asking for one of its Parmesan dishes.

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HB #1020 Federal Hearings Canceled

 U.S. District Judge Henry Wingate canceled two hearings scheduled for today on HB #1020 after Hinds County Chancellor Dewayne Thomas issued a temporary restraining order against part of the bill. 

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Phil Releases Texts

 Former Governor Phil Bryant issued the following statement. 

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Thursday, May 4, 2023

Phil Speaks!

Former Governor Phil Bryant promised to release all of his text messages related to the DHS scandal in a video he posted online today. He accused the media of weaponizing an interview he gave to Mississippi Today and "mischaracterizing" his communications.  He said the media pushed a narrative that is not true as he denied knowing anything about the wrongdoings at DHS.  The video is posted below.  Enjoy. 

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Life for Aggravated Domestic Violence

 Madison-Rankin County District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Chancellor Blocks Part of HB #1020 (Updated)

 Hinds County Chancellor Dewayne Thomas issued a temporary restraining order against part of the recently signed HB #1020.  

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Gipson Backs HB #1020

 Ag Commish Andy Gipson penned this guest column. 

Now that the dust has settled on the 2023 Mississippi Legislature’s Regular Session, I believe I can speak for a majority of law-abiding Mississippians in commending our Legislature for passing House Bill 1020, and I appreciate Governor Reeves for signing it into law.  This bill, authored by Representatives Trey Lamar, Fred Shanks, and Price Wallace can go a long way toward helping restore law and order within the City of Jackson, Mississippi.  

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Crisler Won't Quit

 No quitter is Marshand Crisler.  He announced he will not quit the Hinds County Sheriff's race even though he was indicted last week.  WAPT reported: 

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Captured!

 The last Raymond Detention Center escapee is in custody.  Hinds County Sheriff Tyree Jones announced: 

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Wednesday, May 3, 2023

StokesRadio

 Jackson Ward 3 City Councilman Kenneth I. Stokes is LIVE on WMPR.  It is streamed below.   Damn, just said the "Devil was the prettiest angel in heaven and could talk the sweetness out of sugar."  I am so stealing that one.  Enjoy the show. 

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The Spice Will Flow

The trailer for the second part of Dune dropped today.  Hope the movie shows more of the Harkonnens than it did in the first part.  

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Robert St. John: The Curious Case of a Sliding Door Monopoly Game

 AMSTERDAM— A sliding door moment is a seemingly inconsequential action that alters the trajectory of future events. I am sitting in a bakery at 8:30 a.m. in the city center of Amsterdam, due to a board game. That is a sliding door moment. There’s a theory that the simple act of missing a train or a bus can alter the course of the rest of one’s life. This example is illustrated brilliantly in the film, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button,” based on a short story by F. Scott Fitzgerald. The movie displays the principle in a montage of events— one as simple as a shoelace breaking— to effectively illustrate the concept. If any of the seemingly insignificant events had not happened, the course of Daisy’s life would have gone in an extremely different direction. Brad Pitt’s narration as Button effectively describes the chain of events that led to Daisy, a ballet dancer, getting hit by a taxi which ended her dancing career.

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Lily of the Day

"Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin: And yet I say unto you, That even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these." Luke 12:28-29

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Sid Salter: Even in Death, Opinions Vary on the Enigmatic Butch Brown

Larry “Butch” Brown – for a decade in the early 2000s the intractable executive director of the Mississippi Department of Transportation (MDOT) – died April 25 at his Natchez home. He was 79.

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Tuesday, May 2, 2023

Raymond Escapee Dead

 Hinds County Sheriff Tyree Jones announced at a press conference this afternoon that a Raymond Detention Center escapee was found dead in New Orleans.  

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Pearl Daycare Worker Arrested

 The Pearl Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Governor Announces New License Plate

 Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

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Oops!

 Check out what popped up in those third-party ads that pop up on media websites such as say..... WLBT: 

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Lumumba Lies Again

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba showed yet again yesterday why he has earned the nickname "Lyin' Lumumba."  Check out this clip from yesterday's press conference.

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Hearing Scheduled for HB #1020 TRO

 Some major action will occur in the federal court fight over HB #1020 Friday.  

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Chase Ends in Capture

 Madison County deputies arrested two Scott County men after a long chase from Pelahatchie yesterday.  

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Monday, May 1, 2023

Court of Appeals Denies Bond for Fox

Former police officer Anthony Fox must remain in prison after the Mississippi Court of Appeals deadlocked on his request for bond.  

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Horrible

 A JPD recruit apparently killed himself at the training academy in West Jackson. More information will be posted as available. 

Update: Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba issued the following statement:

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Mayor Holds Weekly Presser

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba is holding his weekly press conference right now.  It is streamed below. 

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NAACP Tries to Block Appointment of Special Judges

Update: Hearing on TRO Friday at 1:30 PM.  A separate hearing on whether Chief Justice Randolph enjoys qualified immunity will be held at 9:30 AM Friday.  

The NAACP asked U.S. District Judge Henry Wingate to stop the appointment of four special Hinds County circuit judges Friday.   A hearing telephonic conference is being held right now on the matter.  

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Jackson Loses Coca-Cola Plant to Madison County

 The Mississippi Development Authority issued the following statement. 


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Whither Did the $1.2 Million Go?

Money always attracts attention and $1.2 million arts grants are no exception.  The Surdna Foundation awarded a $1.2 million grant to the city of Jackson in 2020 but where the money went is well, anyone's guess.  The city of Jackson announced the grant on May 1, 2020: 

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Broome Fights On

 Rankin County Court Judge continues to fights sepsis.  The Brandon Police Department posted an update from his wife on Facebook Friday: 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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